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# Top Ten Funniest 2 Chainz Jokes

**MrBrony8675309**

### The Top Ten

*1*

**If this joke came two years earlier, then it would be 2 Soon.**

*2*

**If 2 Chainz had brains, then he would have 2 Brains**

2 Chainz doesn't have any. His lyrics are crap

*3*

**If 2 Chainz was a table cloth then he would have 2 Stains**

*4*

**If 2 Chainz was underwear he would be 2 Hanes**

*5*

**If 2 Chainz got hurt, then he would have 2 Painz**

I get that joke.

*6*

**If 2 Chainz was a book then he would be 2 Shades**

You mean sunglasses?

*7*

**If 2 Chainz was a road then he would have 2 Lanes**

*8*

**If 2 Chainz was an Xbox One then he would have 2 Games**

*9*

**If 2 Chainz was a lion then he would have 2 Manes**

*10*

**If 2 Chainz found out about this list then he would be 2 Late**

### The Contenders

*11*

**If 2 Chainz was old then he would be 2 Canez**

This is the best one - **DaWyteNight**

*12*

**If 2 Chainz had another chain he would be 3 Chainz**

*13*

**If 2 Chainz was in One Direction he would be 2 Zayns**

*14*

**If 2 Chainz had a Mansion the he would be 2 Gates**

*15*

**If 2 Chainz was a vehicle then he would be 2 Trainz**

*16*

**If 2 Chainz Was Gay He Would Be 2 Gays**

*17*

**If 2 Chainz was in an archery range he would be 2 Aims**

*18*

**If 2 Chainz was an umbrella he would be 2 Rainz**

*19*

**If 2 Chainz sucked he would be 2 Lame**

He does suck. - **JoLeKosovo**

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#### Top Remixes

**1. If this joke came two years earlier, then it would be 2 Soon.**

2. If 2 Chainz had brains, then he would have 2 Brains

3. If 2 Chainz was a table cloth then he would have 2 Stains

MrBrony8675309

2. If 2 Chainz had brains, then he would have 2 Brains

3. If 2 Chainz was a table cloth then he would have 2 Stains

MrBrony8675309

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