Top Ten Funniest 2 Chainz Jokes

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The Top Ten

1 If this joke came two years earlier, then it would be 2 Soon.
2 If 2 Chainz had brains, then he would have 2 Brains

2 Chainz doesn't have any. His lyrics are crap

3 If 2 Chainz was a table cloth then he would have 2 Stains
4 If 2 Chainz was underwear he would be 2 Hanes
5 If 2 Chainz got hurt, then he would have 2 Painz

I get that joke.

6 If 2 Chainz was a book then he would be 2 Shades

You mean sunglasses?

7 If 2 Chainz was a road then he would have 2 Lanes
8 If 2 Chainz was an Xbox One then he would have 2 Games
9 If 2 Chainz was a lion then he would have 2 Manes
10 If 2 Chainz found out about this list then he would be 2 Late

The Contenders

11 If 2 Chainz was old then he would be 2 Canez

This is the best one - DaWyteNight

12 If 2 Chainz had another chain he would be 3 Chainz
13 If 2 Chainz was in One Direction he would be 2 Zayns
14 If 2 Chainz had a Mansion the he would be 2 Gates
15 If 2 Chainz was a vehicle then he would be 2 Trainz
16 If 2 Chainz Was Gay He Would Be 2 Gays
17 If 2 Chainz was in an archery range he would be 2 Aims
18 If 2 Chainz was an umbrella he would be 2 Rainz
19 If 2 Chainz sucked he would be 2 Lame

He does suck. - JoLeKosovo

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1. If this joke came two years earlier, then it would be 2 Soon.
2. If 2 Chainz had brains, then he would have 2 Brains
3. If 2 Chainz was a table cloth then he would have 2 Stains
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