Funniest That '70s Show Quotes

The Top Ten

1 You know what word is funny? Pickleweasel! - Michael Kelso

2 Sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs put their foot in your ass - Red Forman

3 An apple? Where's my candy you son of a bitch? - Fez

4 May I suggest the footing of your ass - Red Forman

5 I'm gonna stick my foot in your ass - Red Forman

6 Dear lord, would it kill you to give the Packers a winning season? Amen. Oh, and uh ,watch over my loving family, blah blah blah. - Red Forman

7 Dumbass - Red Forman

8 I love... cake - Eric Forman

9 If you ever do anything like that again I will kick your ass so hard your nose bleeds. - Red Forman

10 BURN! - Kelso

This kind of deserves #1. They were always burning each other.

The Contenders

11 My gosh, buddy, with a car like that you must be knee deep in whores. - Fez

12 What's your business in Canada? - Leo

Leo rules. This was hilarious. The Canada episode was amazing.

13 I was never happy, I was just less pissed off. - Steven Hyde

14 Laurie Was Born with a Tail!!!! - Eric Forman

I laughed so hard at this one

15 And it runs on water man! - Hyde

This one's classic and should be much higher!

16 When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn’t like me can kiss my ass. - Red Foreman

17 If I had 2,000 feet, I'd put 500 of them in each of your asses

18 God, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch? - Eric Forman

19 Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam! - Frank

20 Bye, bye Mr. Steven Hyde - Kelso

21 Get Satan a cherry pop... - Hyde

22 Vacuum has 2 "U"s in it? That's messed up - Michael Kelso

23 I'm really sorry... Sorry you're not a man. - Fez

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