Funniest Alternative Titles For Popular Metal Albums

Some of them come with funny alternative album covers as well. And even funny band names.
The Top Ten
1 Roast 'N' Peas - Megadeth

Original: Rust in Peace - Megadeth
Pay attention that the album cover was also changed a bit...

2 De Mysteriis Dom Bananas - Mayhem

Original: De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas - Mayhem

Is this really a popular album though?

3 Pastor of Muppets - Catollica

I personally always preferred saying pasta of muppets honestly. Dumb joke, but it amuses me nonetheless

Original: Master of Puppets - Metallica

This is my favorite.

4 Cat of Northern Darkness - Immortal

Original: Sons of Northern Darkness - Immortal

5 Abbath Road - Abbath

2 originals:
Abbath - Abbath

Abbey Road - the Beatles

6 With Pokemon Amarth On Our Side - Amon Amarth

Original: With Oden On Our Side - Amon Amarth

7 Elf Awaits (Happy Xmas) - Slayer

I find this list very stupid and unfunny. I reckon the creator was lacking in ideas.

Original: Hell Awaits - Slayer

8 God Listens To Slayer - Slayer

Original: God Hates Us All - Slayer

9 Ifernum de unsanitarus - Darkthrone
10 Slayer bus stop. Next stop South of Heaven - Slayer

Original: South of Heaven - Slayer

The Contenders
11 Slayer!!! (Divine Intervention) - Slayer

Original: Divine Intervention - Slayer

12 Cake Em' All (Happy Birthday) - Metallica

Original: Kill Em' All - Metallica

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