Funniest American Dad Quotes

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1 If you're going to do that do it where everyone else in this house does it. Steve's bed. - Francine Smith (After finding Jeff masturbating in the bathroom)
2 AHHH! Oh, It's just the baby. It's just the already dead baby. - Stan Smith
3 By the way, Hayley, oh my god, these Chocidiles, these Chocidiles Hayley, oh my god, these Chocidiles, oh my god! - Roger
4 Help! The raccoons stole my penis! - Hayley Smith
5 Hayley! The neighborhood! What are you two doing here? - Stan Smith
6 God, please watch over the dead body of this dog and carry him to heaven... because he sure as hell can't walk... he's dead.Amen. - Stan Smith
7 You're fat Helen! - Roger
8 I hope your friends don't just eat p***y! -Steve Smith
9 Hayley, how would you like a punch in the face? - Stan Smith
10 I'm German. It's what we do. - Klaus

The Contenders

11 The only goo you will be having will be goooood time. It was a stretch but I made it work kids. didn't I? - Stan
12 Is this as big as they're gonna get! - Hayley V 1 Comment
13 Can we have one breakfast without somebody flashing their bodies - Hayley
14 Where's my BJ? I want someone to give me a BJ......My Breakfast Juice - Stan Smith
15 Don't hurt me! I know it's cliche but I mean you no harm - Roger

Just imagine Roger saying this with his homosexual alien voice.

16 Boil water. What am I, a chemist? - Stan Smith
17 Hayley, you heartless bitch. I'm kidding. - Stan Smith
18 I hate Steve so much! - Roger
19 MYAAAAAAAAH! - Roger
20 Unless Stan wants a bigger hole than the one in his butt! - Klaus
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1. I hope your friends don't just eat p***y! -Steve Smith
2. You're fat Helen! - Roger
3. Where's my BJ? I want someone to give me a BJ......My Breakfast Juice - Stan Smith
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1. If you're going to do that do it where everyone else in this house does it. Steve's bed. - Francine Smith (After finding Jeff masturbating in the bathroom)
2. The only goo you will be having will be goooood time. It was a stretch but I made it work kids. didn't I? - Stan
3. Can we have one breakfast without somebody flashing their bodies - Hayley
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1. If you're going to do that do it where everyone else in this house does it. Steve's bed. - Francine Smith (After finding Jeff masturbating in the bathroom)
2. Help! The raccoons stole my penis! - Hayley Smith
3. By the way, Hayley, oh my god, these Chocidiles, these Chocidiles Hayley, oh my god, these Chocidiles, oh my god! - Roger
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