Top Ten Funniest Asian JokesThis isn't meant to be offensive to any Asian TopTenners or visitors.
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No matter how many times I hear this joke, I think about the past decade on the road...the only bad drivers I've encountered are primarily white people lol there was people of ALL races, but mostly whites...they think they own the damn road and break road rules a lot
American eyes are wide open shouldn't they be watching it instead of heading off to McDonald's?
Hey! Don't make fun of Asian drivers! It's not their fault they have their eyes blocking out the vision!
I think you're lucky if you're Asia because you're the only race other than white that Trump doesn't hate.
That is not true. Everyone is different, I'm Asian and yes, everyone in my school is different.
Asian or not, I still find that joke offensive.
You shouldn't use God as a joke and/or an insult.
He got bored with everyone. Explains why we have our DNA 99.9% the same, but yes, he was even bored when he got to asians.
I would love to have my homework done, saying this as I am procrastinating doing my homework.
Well at least he had the courtesy to upgrade your computer and do your homework, and since he's still in the driveway you can arrest him.
I was really hoping for this to happen to me.
This is so funny!
Actually Chinese look quite different from each other. We just don't put on make up
Haha I'm Asian and that's hilarious
Finally someone who is not offended! (Asians are awesome by the way)
More like South Korea because of all the plastic surgery there, but this is still funny.
Well, I don't think it would be much hard, all he needs to so is to get a ready-made sketch(as they all look same) "made in China"..
Excuse me, we throw chopsticks.
I feel bad but I burst out in laughter! You are extremely creative and original!
I don't think I'm supposed to laugh at this but I couldn't hold it back. I'm Asian and that was amazing
No they drop a spoon ching bang chong
oof lel (so the joke is this?: they are smarter and if they can't do the test then you can't do it.)
What if they say it because there is no extra credit on the test? All Asian parents don't settle for a 100
I'm not offended by this. I'm asian and I laughed
The grade must be a 99 or below on a math test
Everyone can speak English cause it ain't a challenge...English is a simple, brainless language, even whites ask me how to spell and write for them...one language and they can't even handle that HAHA! Hmm, I just realized that I've never been asked for help with Mathematics EVER
I am American (english native speaker) and I know Chinese, but that's kind of funny because I found Chinese to be challenging yet easy at the same time. I guess most other people in America and England have difficulty with it.
How would you English feel if we said something similar?
More like the "ching chiang chong" language. LOL
This is greatest
Asians with the Downs be like: "They call Wong. Sum Ting Wong."
Haha! Although I'm Asian, I find all of these hilarious.
They're too funny so yes I'll keep making them
This is a little funny
Lol. Chinese rap is indeed terrible. I know cus my classmates are mad about listening to it.
All rap is crap! End of story!
I've listened to everything so I know a lot about music (not everything). If you listen to a few songs that isn't a concise opinion. I hate country but I've listen to it still since I was in middle school and I know it isn't all bad. Close mindedness isn't what this world needs. Try understanding other cultures.
Yes it is. And it's weird.
But whose fault is it? The white person because he gets low grades and can't check where it's made
To be fair, KIDS make these products
Just like china peeps they all look like the real slim shady because there eyes
Should've voted for this.
Not only in America, but in other countries too. Seriously, almost everything is made in China!
I shared this with my friend.
So every time we walk by an Asian person at the mall we have to hold in our laughs.
;-; Suggestion : mExIcAn JoKeS
Considering 99% of our products are made in China I think they should know that.
But this time, They get something written in English! "Made in China! "
Why do some people think Chinese is the only thing that's asian?!
Sounds like a Filipino ad.
With Filipinos as maids?
More like MAD in China!
This is why people think something made in China is of low quality. Look at paper, it easily gets torn apart. And it was made in China.
Chinese people actually didn't event paper. Egyptians did 1000 years earlier than those people. And ice cream is invented in Europe and no one knows who invented the wheel.
Let's hope the teacher isn't Asian, or he'd get in HUGE trouble, lol.
Jokes on you, we invented paper, wagons, ice cream, the wheel...
China probably did not invent those things but I know China invented many more great things. - SenpaiNoticeMe
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm chinese and I never knew that people can't tell that our eyes are open or not.
Understood after a couple seconds, this is the best one in this list (should be #1)
Well I'm Asian and this is good told it to all my Asian friends and they beater me up...
Got in guest reading...loved it
Not all Asian girls have small boobs. This list is racist and sexist!
Sexist joke I hate it
I'm glad I have small boobs I wouldn't be sexually assaulted by some pathetic perv anyways
I don't get this.
I think this list should be called "Funniest Chinese Jokes". Or "East Asian jokes". Somethin' like that.
Actually that would've gone into my eyes, so maybe a proper blind fold would be fine
My eyes are not squinty yet I'm Asian.
Hmm, at least you will not get made fun of much. Most are both slanted and squinty but I guess some are just slanted.
If that works, then they can't even see, so that is obviously wrong.
I bet Donald trump would like this
Isn't he the OPPOSITE because all the countries he is affiliated with represent diversity?
Haha! This is the funniest one!
That's the funniest one on the list by far!
They're right, and maybe you should try challenging yourself?
This is the funniest joke I ever heard
Just come to my class and see us chinese boys struggle.
Well done! Well done!
More like Chi Chang
I'm so gonna say this to my Asian friends why? they were racist to Mexican people my friend ella she Asian she said mo my lawn to me
Apparently this white person can't make a decent racist joke
That would actually be a good name
Lol! This is one of the funniest
Great, so funny and I'm north-east-south korean!
J.K I am south korean
How do you know if they have small penises? Do you stalk every asian men amd take pictures of them because you know its bigger than yours?
I'm Asian and this is the best joke so far lmao
Bruh, u don't know what your talking bout when it comes to chinese eye size. Some of us have large eyes.
Damn you racist people...
You can, but only if you have an electron microscope
Of course you can! You just need a very powerful microscope
Probably inspired by the misspell in the news headline: "5 arrested in math lab"(they were trying to say meth lab)
Funny stuff. Crystal meth is a drug?
Yes. Crystal Method is a drug.
Well cows, chickens and pigs are animals too, just like a dog. I mean Americans don't complain or think twice when they slaughter those animals to eat. It's the same in China, however, the dog population just happens to be larger so they eat dog meat instead of cow, chicken or pig. Honestly, it's narrow minded to think eating dogs are shameful because Chinese people are technically animals themselves because like I stated at the beginning, in America, it's the same, just different animals. Geez, so many people being idiots posting this crap online. Honestly, India probably thinks Americans are disgusting since cows are sacred in come on religion in India. I'm an Asian-American and I'm proud that I eat cow, chicken, and pig meat, but I'm also proud that my relatives in Asia or my ancestors have probably eaten dog meat.
Because there are more dogs than cows. If Americans complain us for eating dogs, why do you eat cows and chickens? Hypocrisy confirmed
But they banned eating dogs in most parts of China
More like 600 billion because if it is zero than Chinese people won't eat dongs.