Top Ten Funniest Asian JokesThis isn't meant to be offensive to any Asian TopTenners or visitors.
The Top Ten
No matter how many times I hear this joke, I think about the past decade on the road...the only bad drivers I've encountered are primarily white people lol there was people of ALL races, but mostly whites...they think they own the damn road and break road rules a lot
American eyes are wide open shouldn't they be watching it instead of heading off to McDonald's?
But dis time America will YEET dee second attack.
That is not true. Everyone is different, I'm Asian and yes, everyone in my school is different.
Asian or not, I still find that joke offensive.
You shouldn't use God as a joke and/or an insult.
He got bored with everyone. Explains why we have our DNA 99.9% the same, but yes, he was even bored when he got to asians.
I would love to have my homework done, saying this as I am procrastinating doing my homework. - Pegasister12
I was really hoping for this to happen to me.
Well at least he had the courtesy to upgrade your computer and do your homework, and since he's still in the driveway you can arrest him. - ToptenPizza
This is so funny!
Actually Chinese look quite different from each other. We just don't put on make up - MChkflaguard_Yt
Haha I'm Asian and that's hilarious
Finally someone who is not offended! (Asians are awesome by the way) - SenpaiNoticeMe
More like South Korea because of all the plastic surgery there, but this is still funny.
Well, I don't think it would be much hard, all he needs to so is to get a ready-made sketch(as they all look same) "made in China".. - Ananya
Excuse me, we throw chopsticks. - keycha1n
I feel bad but I burst out in laughter! You are extremely creative and original! - Flowersocks2137
I don't think I'm supposed to laugh at this but I couldn't hold it back. I'm Asian and that was amazing
No they drop a spoon ching bang chong
true dat - scienceLover10
They probably got a B+
What if they say it because there is no extra credit on the test? All Asian parents don't settle for a 100
Haha! - RogerMcBaloney
This is so funny
I like turtells shells
Ching chong! we love lil pump
Everyone can speak English cause it ain't a challenge...English is a simple, brainless language, even whites ask me how to spell and write for them...one language and they can't even handle that HAHA! Hmm, I just realized that I've never been asked for help with Mathematics EVER
I am American (english native speaker) and I know Chinese, but that's kind of funny because I found Chinese to be challenging yet easy at the same time. I guess most other people in America and England have difficulty with it. - SenpaiNoticeMe
How would you English feel if we said something similar?
More like the "ching chiang chong" language. LOL
All rap is crap! End of story! - ToptenPizza
I've listened to everything so I know a lot about music (not everything). If you listen to a few songs that isn't a concise opinion. I hate country but I've listen to it still since I was in middle school and I know it isn't all bad. Close mindedness isn't what this world needs. Try understanding other cultures.
Some rap music is very crappy nower days.
Yes it is. And it's weird. - keycha1n
Should've voted for this. - Misfire
Body Armor won't help you if you get hit by an AK or higher damage weapons. - Marine_Soldier
But whose fault is it? The white person because he gets low grades and can't check where it's made
Not only in America, but in other countries too. Seriously, almost everything is made in China! - Misfire
I shared this with my friend.
So every time we walk by an Asian person at the mall we have to hold in our laughs.
;-; Suggestion : mExIcAn JoKeS
Asians love their own kind.
Hmmm... doesn't this makes sense? - BorisRule
More like MAD in China!
Why do some people think Chinese is the only thing that's asian?!
Sounds like a Filipino ad. - Fandom_Lover
With Filipinos as maids?
This is why people think something made in China is of low quality. Look at paper, it easily gets torn apart. And it was made in China.
Chinese people actually didn't event paper. Egyptians did 1000 years earlier than those people. And ice cream is invented in Europe and no one knows who invented the wheel.
Let's hope the teacher isn't Asian, or he'd get in HUGE trouble, lol. - ToptenPizza
Jokes on you, we invented paper, wagons, ice cream, the wheel... - keycha1n
China probably did not invent those things but I know China invented many more great things. - SenpaiNoticeMe
Lol that's pretty good. - Misfire
. That's a good one. - RogerMcBaloney
Understood after a couple seconds, this is the best one in this list (should be #1)
Well I'm Asian and this is good told it to all my Asian friends and they beater me up...
I'm glad I have small boobs I wouldn't be sexually assaulted by some pathetic perv anyways - 123fortandbree
Bad, dirty classic - BorisRule
I don't get this.
Sexist joke I hate it
I think this list should be called "Funniest Chinese Jokes". Or "East Asian jokes". Somethin' like that. - Misfire
That would kind of hurt their eyes.
Actually that would've gone into my eyes, so maybe a proper blind fold would be fine
My eyes are not squinty yet I'm Asian.
Hmm, at least you will not get made fun of much. Most are both slanted and squinty but I guess some are just slanted. - SenpaiNoticeMe
I bet Donald trump would like this
Isn't he the OPPOSITE because all the countries he is affiliated with represent diversity? - TwilightKitsune
Haha! This is the funniest one! - BlueTopazIceVanilla
That's the funniest one on the list by far! - RogerMcBaloney
They're right, and maybe you should try challenging yourself?
I don't get it!
This is the funniest joke I ever heard
More like Chi Chang - MChkflaguard_Yt
I'm so gonna say this to my Asian friends why? they were racist to Mexican people my friend ella she Asian she said mo my lawn to me
Apparently this white person can't make a decent racist joke
That would actually be a good name
Lol! This is one of the funniest
So Kokaine Jong Un can't make bigger missiles?! - BorisRule
How do you know if they have small penises? Do you stalk every asian men amd take pictures of them because you know its bigger than yours?
I'm Asian and this is the best joke so far lmao
I have big eyes. From chinese - MChkflaguard_Yt
Damn you racist people...
You can, but only if you have an electron microscope
Of course you can! You just need a very powerful microscope
This isn't funny. :/ - Misfire
Well cows, chickens and pigs are animals too, just like a dog. I mean Americans don't complain or think twice when they slaughter those animals to eat. It's the same in China, however, the dog population just happens to be larger so they eat dog meat instead of cow, chicken or pig. Honestly, it's narrow minded to think eating dogs are shameful because Chinese people are technically animals themselves because like I stated at the beginning, in America, it's the same, just different animals. Geez, so many people being idiots posting this crap online. Honestly, India probably thinks Americans are disgusting since cows are sacred in come on religion in India. I'm an Asian-American and I'm proud that I eat cow, chicken, and pig meat, but I'm also proud that my relatives in Asia or my ancestors have probably eaten dog meat.
That is cruel towards dogs! How dare you!
Not Asian, but this is um pretty racist, not everyone eats dogs in China.
Because asians have yellowish skin. Nothing wrong. But plastic surgery is wrong - MChkflaguard_Yt
If 2 Wongs get together, they'll lead a very happy life
Their is allways adoption
Yes. Crystal Method is a drug.
Probably inspired by the misspell in the news headline: "5 arrested in math lab"(they were trying to say meth lab)
Funny stuff. Crystal meth is a drug?
Sanders don't cook dogs - BorisRule
Blacks go for chicken
No. Asians go to dim sum for lunch.
Nah we go to Cha Lou and order lots of dim sum. Or eat at home - MChkflaguard_Yt
WRONG! Asians put durian and taro and fruit on their birthday cakes.
At least we don't add sugar and a lot of other bad stuff for you
Well nice jokes
At least rice cakes are healthier
That should have hurt
That was funnh
YO that's the best one I've seen here all I see is lame ass jokes and I'm not even asian when I say that
they really are lame
but yours are pure gold man xDD
Lol that's hilarious - Ananya
THAT really racist
Not funny. Just really racist.
More like cringe - MChkflaguard_Yt
Their second name I guess... - Ananya
Actually, it's probably pickpocketting.
Or maybe our youngsters are happy playing with their non-racist friends
Get it because he's a DOCTOR
The best of the lot and funny too! LOL YOLO
Wut is it supposed to mean
I don't get it
Best one period
I have some friends who CAN do a Rubix's cube with their eyes closed. I wanna see you try!
I am Asian and the rubix's cube is easy
Japanese, Korean, and Chinese are not the only asian countries you guys know? There's even countries in Asia that Sushi isn't popular
Actually, rice, vegetables, fruits
What about yunnanese noodles then? And tonight yam soup? - MChkflaguard_Yt
They eat da noodle, too!
"white" not wight
One thing I don't understand is why people of the asian race would be viewing jokes about themselves. This is really tmi but mine's bigger than the international average;4.7 " mines 5 1/2". I'm 12 but it only makes sense since I'm incredibly healthy and 5'6
Now that's not funny - BorisRule
Okay that's not funny
Appearantly my penis is bigger than most of my white and black friends and I'm Asian
Or an Asian who had a horrible sun burn
I'm not aware there are actually jokes that Asians aren't good at driving. - Misfire
What do Americans usually fail on? Diet plans
You do know that some Asians are good at driving!
Some are really good drivers, idiots
How do you blind a white? Flash a damn white light infront of them
Actually... if you put a blind fold over us, we might not be able to see
I don't use chopsticks unless I go to Chinese, Japanese, or Korean restaurants. - Misfire
I used to drum with chopsticks at restaurants as a kid!
I used to do that!
That was me when I was a kid lmao chopsticks for the win. Forks suck! Lol
Some jobs are actually hard to do...
Come on! Why these jokes has to sound like racial stereotypes? - BorisRule
Not all Americans eat McDonald's, not all Asians eat dog.
More like racist stereotyping, and not funny at all. - MChkflaguard_Yt
Well yep it was obvious happy racist everyone anti chinese
That is very cruel!
That's insulting towards dogs!
Loolll that's true though because they eat anything (just like pigs)
Jesus, why?! - BorisRule
Uhh... I don't get it! - BorisRule
"Facebook? Go face book and study! " -High Expectations Asian Father
Americans use Facebook too! But Asians use WeChat the most.