Top Ten Funniest Asian JokesThis isn't meant to be offensive to any Asian TopTenners or visitors.
No matter how many times I hear this joke, I think about the past decade on the road...the only bad drivers I've encountered are primarily white people lol there was people of ALL races, but mostly whites...they think they own the damn road and break road rules a lot
Hey! Don't make fun of Asian drivers! It's not their fault they have their eyes blocking out the vision!
American eyes are wide open shouldn't they be watching it instead of heading off to McDonald's?
I think you're lucky if you're Asia because you're the only race other than white that Trump doesn't hate.
He got bored with everyone. Explains why we have our DNA 99.9% the same, but yes, he was even bored when he got to asians.
This list would have been one of my favourites if you didn't say "this isn't meant to be offensive! " fantastic list, by the way.
That is not true. Everyone is different, I'm Asian and yes, everyone in my school is different.
There are many Chinese kids in my school. Or they may be Japanese. It's hard to distinguish them.
Well at least he had the courtesy to upgrade your computer and do your homework, and since he's still in the driveway you can arrest him.
HAHAAHA Considering that Asians made so many car brands, the person who made this post... how do I put this nicely... has the intelligence equivalent to a zit.
How d you know if a American robbed your house? There's McDonald's leftovers everywhere and he couldn't fit through the door
I would love to have my homework done, saying this as I am procrastinating doing my homework.
I don't think I'm supposed to laugh at this but I couldn't hold it back. I'm Asian and that was amazing
OFFENSIVE, my mom made up my name and she searched the dictionary to come up with it
I feel bad but I burst out in laughter! You are extremely creative and original!
Now this is funny
Shout out to the creator
More like South Korea because of all the plastic surgery there, but this is still funny.
Actually Chinese look quite different from each other. We just don't put on make up
Well, I don't think it would be much hard, all he needs to so is to get a ready-made sketch(as they all look same) "made in China"..
White people look all the same to other races. So why is this funny?
I'm Asian and I believe that English people have worser english than we do. At least we know that it is spelt w-r-o-n-g
Asians with the Downs be like: "They call Wong. Sum Ting Wong."
Haha! Although I'm Asian, I find all of these hilarious.
Continue making Asian jokes! They're hilarious!
I've listened to everything so I know a lot about music (not everything). If you listen to a few songs that isn't a concise opinion. I hate country but I've listen to it still since I was in middle school and I know it isn't all bad. Close mindedness isn't what this world needs. Try understanding other cultures.
Lol. Chinese rap is indeed terrible. I know cus my classmates are mad about listening to it.
All rap is crap! End of story!
Chinese rap is pretty bad in my opinion
I shared this with my friend.
So every time we walk by an Asian person at the mall we have to hold in our laughs.
;-; Suggestion : mExIcAn JoKeS
Not only in America, but in other countries too. Seriously, almost everything is made in China!
Considering 99% of our products are made in China I think they should know that.
But this time, They get something written in English! "Made in China! "
Why do some people think Chinese is the only thing that's asian?!
Sounds like a Filipino ad.
With Filipinos as maids?
Yeha because they where bor in China
But whose fault is it? The white person because he gets low grades and can't check where it's made
Just like china peeps they all look like the real slim shady because there eyes
Body Armor won't help you if you get hit by an AK or higher damage weapons.
Historical joke bout the boxer rebellion.
Well I'm Asian and this is good told it to all my Asian friends and they beater me up...
Understood after a couple seconds, this is the best one in this list (should be #1)
Extremely racist But I love it
Got in guest reading...loved it
What if they say it because there is no extra credit on the test? All Asian parents don't settle for a 100
You're already screwed because like all white people they always get low grades.
I'm Asian and I failed my maths test once. Which makes this irrelevant
I'm not offended by this. I'm asian and I laughed
Not all Asian girls have small boobs. This list is racist and sexist!
You're laughing at our boobs, we're laughing at your future, xo
Sexist joke I hate it
Bad, dirty classic
Everyone can speak English cause it ain't a challenge...English is a simple, brainless language, even whites ask me how to spell and write for them...one language and they can't even handle that HAHA! Hmm, I just realized that I've never been asked for help with Mathematics EVER
How would you English feel if we said something similar?
More like the "ching chiang chong" language. LOL
And a one and a four and a Ching Ching potato
I think this list should be called "Funniest Chinese Jokes". Or "East Asian jokes". Somethin' like that.
Actually that would've gone into my eyes, so maybe a proper blind fold would be fine
You probably only need a string that is 1-atom wide and you will be fine.
If that works, then they can't even see, so that is obviously wrong.
Isn't he the OPPOSITE because all the countries he is affiliated with represent diversity?
That's the funniest one on the list by far!
I bet Donald trump would like this
I laughed so hard even tho I'm asian
They're right, and maybe you should try challenging yourself?
Just come to my class and see us chinese boys struggle.
This is the funniest joke I ever heard
Well done! Well done!
Chinese people actually didn't event paper. Egyptians did 1000 years earlier than those people. And ice cream is invented in Europe and no one knows who invented the wheel.
This is why people think something made in China is of low quality. Look at paper, it easily gets torn apart. And it was made in China.
Let's hope the teacher isn't Asian, or he'd get in HUGE trouble, lol.
Jokes on you, we invented paper, wagons, ice cream, the wheel...
I'm so gonna say this to my Asian friends why? they were racist to Mexican people my friend ella she Asian she said mo my lawn to me
More like Chi Chang
Apparently this white person can't make a decent racist joke
That would actually be a good name
Lol! This is one of the funniest
The actual joke is “ two Chinese couples had a black baby, what did they name it? Sum Ting Wong
that's funny lol... "there's no such thing as an inappropriate joke, that's why it's called a joke" - m. scott.
How do you know if they have small penises? Do you stalk every asian men amd take pictures of them because you know its bigger than yours?
Great, so funny and I'm north-east-south korean!
J.K I am south korean
So Kokaine Jong Un can't make bigger missiles?!
I'm Asian and this is the best joke so far lmao
Bruh, u don't know what your talking bout when it comes to chinese eye size. Some of us have large eyes.
Of course you can! You just need a very powerful microscope
You can, but only if you have an electron microscope
No, you actually can. Stop generalising Asians
Funny stuff. Crystal meth is a drug?
Yes. Crystal Method is a drug.
Probably inspired by the misspell in the news headline: "5 arrested in math lab"(they were trying to say meth lab)
Well cows, chickens and pigs are animals too, just like a dog. I mean Americans don't complain or think twice when they slaughter those animals to eat. It's the same in China, however, the dog population just happens to be larger so they eat dog meat instead of cow, chicken or pig. Honestly, it's narrow minded to think eating dogs are shameful because Chinese people are technically animals themselves because like I stated at the beginning, in America, it's the same, just different animals. Geez, so many people being idiots posting this crap online. Honestly, India probably thinks Americans are disgusting since cows are sacred in come on religion in India. I'm an Asian-American and I'm proud that I eat cow, chicken, and pig meat, but I'm also proud that my relatives in Asia or my ancestors have probably eaten dog meat.
Because there are more dogs than cows. If Americans complain us for eating dogs, why do you eat cows and chickens? Hypocrisy confirmed
More like 600 billion because if it is zero than Chinese people won't eat dongs.
Not Asian, but this is um pretty racist, not everyone eats dogs in China.