Funniest Breakfast Club Quotes

LizardKing99
Most of these quotes are Bender because he's the funniest

The Top Ten

1 Bender: I don't need to sit with you f****** dildos anymore

And these children that you spit on, as they try to change their worlds, are immune to your consultations. They're quite aware of what they're going through. - PetSounds

This is how an 18-year-old or 19-year-old does say that! - DynastiSugarPop

2 Andrew: You ask me one more question and I'm beating the sh*t out of you

One of my favorites. I love this movie so much. - MontyPython

Extremely hilarious quote, I love it every time - RustyNail

3 Bender: PB & J with the crusts cut off... Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?

I'm not aloud to watch this movie - RevolNiartRuasonid

4 Bender: Moliere really pumps my nads
5 Bender: Eat.. my.. shorts.

I love this quote. Bender being the typical smart aleck is telling the princial not to mess with him. Go Bender.

The breakfast club is stupid and overrated, it's just another gay chick flick - KoolGuy2218

6 Bender: Well, I don't know any lepers, either, but I'm not gonna run out and join one of their f****** clubs.
7 Bender: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
8 Bender: I'm being honest, *sshole. I would expect you to know the difference.
9 Bender: You, are a bitch.
10 Bender: I wanna be an Airborne Ranger!

The Contenders

11 Bender: You really think I give a s***?
12 Vernon: What if your DOPE was on fire?! Bender: Impossible sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
13 Brian: Chicks cannot hold their smoke. Dat's what it is.
14 Vernon: The next time I have to come in here, I'm crackin' skulls.
15 Allison: I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.
16 Andrew: What do you need a fake I.D. for? Brian: So I can vote.
17 Bender: This is my impression of life at big Bry's house......
18 Andrew: We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.
19 Bender: You keep eating your hand; you're not gonna be hungry for lunch.
20 Bender: But face it. You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?
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1. Bender: I don't need to sit with you f****** dildos anymore
2. Bender: PB & J with the crusts cut off... Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
3. Bender: Well, I don't know any lepers, either, but I'm not gonna run out and join one of their f****** clubs.
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1. Bender: You, are a bitch.
2. Bender: I wanna be an Airborne Ranger!
3. Bender: You really think I give a s***?
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