Funniest Breakfast Club Quotes

Most of these quotes are Bender because he's the funniest
The Top Ten
1 Bender: I don't need to sit with you f****** dildos anymore

And these children that you spit on, as they try to change their worlds, are immune to your consultations. They're quite aware of what they're going through.

This is how an 18-year-old or 19-year-old does say that!

2 Andrew: You ask me one more question and I'm beating the sh*t out of you

Extremely hilarious quote, I love it every time

One of my favorites. I love this movie so much.

3 Bender: PB & J with the crusts cut off... Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?

I'm not aloud to watch this movie

4 Bender: Moliere really pumps my nads
5 Bender: Well, I don't know any lepers, either, but I'm not gonna run out and join one of their f****** clubs.
6 Bender: Eat.. my.. shorts.

I love this quote. Bender being the typical smart aleck is telling the princial not to mess with him. Go Bender.

7 Bender: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
8 Bender: I'm being honest, *sshole. I would expect you to know the difference.
9 Bender: You, are a bitch.
10 Bender: I wanna be an Airborne Ranger!
The Contenders
11 Bender: You really think I give a s***?
12 Vernon: What if your DOPE was on fire?! Bender: Impossible sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
13 Brian: Chicks cannot hold their smoke. Dat's what it is.
14 Vernon: The next time I have to come in here, I'm crackin' skulls.
15 Andrew: We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.
16 Allison: I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.
17 Bender: You keep eating your hand; you're not gonna be hungry for lunch.
18 Andrew: What do you need a fake I.D. for? Brian: So I can vote.
19 Vernon: You're a gutless turd
20 Bender: This is my impression of life at big Bry's house......
21 Bender: But face it. You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?
22 Bender: Shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie.
BAdd New Item