1 For the attention of whoever stole two air conditioners, keep one. You'll need it where you're going!
2 How do you wish to spend eternity, smoking or non-smoking?
3 This is the gate of heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance.)
And as I've said before, there is likely to be a side entrance sign saying, "Oh, ye of little faith."
So funny! Great list!
4 Staying in bed shouting "Oh God!" does not constitute going to church.
The irony is that saying "Oh God! " breaks one of the Ten Commandments,
5 Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him.
This is brainy and funny both. It's so good. But one thing; what if people take the second part seriously.
It would be so ironic if someone lost concentration whilst reading this sign.
6 Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, leave the rest to God.
7 Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
Exposure to the Sun may prevent rickets, but not skin cancer.
YES! I love this too much.
8 I kissed a girl and I liked i-it, then I went to hell.
Oh boy, that's going to take out like two-thirds of the population...
Seriously, it's like I'm the only guy who hasn't had a first kiss. #foreveralone
Now this is hilarious, parodying that song from Pink.
9 Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
10 God does not make misteaks.
Then what is a teak?
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11 We're all about that grace, bout' that grace. No devil
Oh great. A Megan Trainor reference.
12 I wish Noah swatted those two mosquitoes
Well, everyone can agree on this
13 God prefers spiritual fruit to religious nuts
14 God hates figs