Funniest Comebacks a Kid Could Say In a Flame War

The Top Ten

1 I will kill you IRL

Well good luck finding me, kid.

2 You're so ugly that you stink

3 You live in a trash can

4 You're an ugly witch Medusa ugly stinky toilet bowl filled with poop

5 You're a hater

Sounds like everyone on TheTopTens

6 Your heart is stone

7 You are a poo

8 You're a wormy worm

9 Jeff the Killer will kill you

10 Your mom

The Contenders

11 You are a cyberbully

12 Navy Seals Copypasta

The Copypasta is too long for me to put it in here

13 Poop

14 You suck

15 You big pooper!

16 You're a poopy

17 Go pee on yourself

18 Go back to the Disney Channel cringey sitcoms where you came from

19 I bet the stork dropped you off in a trash can by accident

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