Top Ten Funniest Definitions Of School Related Words On Urban Dictionary

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The Top Ten

1 The most vile, disgusting, putrid s*** on the face of the Earth!... - Defining School Lunches

2 A complete and utter waste of precious childhood... - Defining Schools

3 The mandatory hellhole where you're forced to go for 14 years... - Defining Schools

4 The single worst place in the universe... - Defining Schools

Full Definition: The single worst place in the universe.

Where human rights are banished upon stepping into a room. You cannot sip water, eat, go to the toilet or have a fair trial. The place where we are beaten up, bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given two hours of homework.
AND, if the homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours, tearing up paper.
School is the only place that can get away with such universal cruelty. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss. B*******.
Typical school scene

Student: May I go to the toilet
Teacher: No
Student: Please.
Teacher: I've already told you you incolent fool
( 5 mins later)
Student: I've wet myself
Teacher: Well why dident you go to the toilet
Student: You said I couldent
Teacher: How ...more

5 demon that works in hell Teacher give rubbish works - Defining Teachers

6 Stupid Room filled with s***** music, people you hate, girls trying to look like whores and sweat. the school dance blows - Defining School Dances

7 Large yellow vehicle used to transport children from home to school... - Defining School Buses

8 An angel in disguise. Oh I wish a school shooter would kill us all. - Defining School Shooters

9 Like any Dance, this is a time where it is acceptable for 13 year olds girls to dress as whores, and for boys to get away with sexual harassment... - Defining School Dances

Full Definition: Like any Dance, this is a time where it is acceptable for 13 year olds girls to dress as whores, and for boys to get away with sexual harassment. The only difference with a School Dance is, Your perverted teachers get to watch you pop lock and drop it
Girl #1 : Did you go to the School Dance on friday?
Girl #2 : Yah, Brad had his hands right up my skirt! - Defining School Dances

10 Cruel and unusual punishment - Defining Schools

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