Funniest English Translation Fails

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The Top Ten

1 Do Not Disturb: Tiny Grass Is Dreaming

If it's having a nightmare, it can wake itself up.
Thank goodness it's the weekend. - Rocko

2 Fresh Crap

Haha laughed so hard at this

3 Execution in progress
4 Gelatinous Mutant Coconut

What was it meant to be first? - PositronWildhawk

5 F*ck the Duck Until Exploded

How about... no? It just doesn't sound appealing, and whoever translated this was a quack. - Cyri

6 No Skate Biking
7 Fat Duck Surprise
8 Pirrows

Isn’t this considered as Engrish?

9 Dynamite Fish Roll
10 Please Use Dumbster Behind Building "A"

The Contenders

11 Please don't touch yourself, let us help you to try out. Thanks!

Note to self: never get a job as a specialty hotline operator ever again. - Rocko

Um...

12 Light Firework; Then Retire
13 F*** Vegetables
14 Welcome it's Elfs world
15 Do drunken driving
16 F--K the Certain Price of Goods
17 Bite the Wax Tadpole

This was a Chinese translation error for a Coke ad.

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