Funniest English Translation Fails

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1 Do Not Disturb: Tiny Grass Is Dreaming

If it's having a nightmare, it can wake itself up.
Thank goodness it's the weekend.

2 Fresh Crap

Haha laughed so hard at this

3 Execution in progress

Found in Pyongyang?

4 Gelatinous Mutant Coconut

What was it meant to be first?

*coconut roars and melts*

5 F*ck the Duck Until Exploded

How about... no? It just doesn't sound appealing, and whoever translated this was a quack.

You really wanted to say that didn't you?

6 No Skate Biking

What this boi thinking --
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7 Fat Duck Surprise
8 Pirrows
9 Dynamite Fish Roll
10 Please Use Dumbster Behind Building "A"
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11 Please don't touch yourself, let us help you to try out. Thanks!

Note to self: never get a job as a specialty hotline operator ever again.

12 Why wait? We’re...
13 Light Firework; Then Retire
14 F*** Vegetables
15 Welcome it's Elfs world
16 Do drunken driving
17 F--K the Certain Price of Goods
18 Bite the Wax Tadpole

This was a Chinese translation error for a Coke ad.

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