Funniest English Translation Fails

The Top Ten

1 Fresh Crap

Why? :/ - ZombieRush

Haha laughed so hard at this

2 Gelatinous Mutant Coconut

*coconut roars and melts*

What was it meant to be first? - PositronWildhawk

3 Do Not Disturb: Tiny Grass Is Dreaming

If it's having a nightmare, it can wake itself up.
Thank goodness it's the weekend. - Rocko

4 Execution in progress

Found in Pyongyang? - Cyri

5 F*ck the Duck Until Exploded

You really wanted to say that didn't you? - ZombieRush

How about... no? It just doesn't sound appealing, and whoever translated this was a quack. - Cyri

6 Fat Duck Surprise
7 No Skate Biking

What this boi thinking --
__ - ZombieRush

8 Bite the Wax Tadpole

This was a Chinese translation error for a Coke ad.

9 Pirrows

Isn’t this considered as Engrish?

10 Welcome it's Elfs world

The Contenders

11 Light Firework; Then Retire
12 Please Use Dumbster Behind Building "A"
13 Dynamite Fish Roll
14 Please don't touch yourself, let us help you to try out. Thanks!

Note to self: never get a job as a specialty hotline operator ever again. - Rocko

Um...

15 F*** Vegetables
16 Do drunken driving
17 F--K the Certain Price of Goods
18 Why wait? We’re...

In the window of Condomania. The last word is supposed to be the OPEN sign, but sometimes, the sticker isn’t in the right place. - Muffet13

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