1 And the angel of the LORD said unto him, Wherefore hast thou smitten thine ass these three times? Behold, I went out to withstand thee, because [thy] way is perverse before me. - Numbers 22:32
Finally, a man who gets it. Kinkshame that unholy ass beating ass.
2 And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff. - Numbers 22:27
Oh yeah Balaam. Smite that disgraceful ass...
3 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that [is] thy neighbour's. - Exodus 20:17
You heard it you filthy heathens. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's ass.
4 And Abraham said unto his young men, Abide ye here with the ass; and I and the lad will go yonder and worship, and come again to you. - Genesis 22:5
My man Abraham had his priorities straight.
5 Thou shalt not see thy brother's ass or his ox fall down by the way, and hide thyself from them: thou shalt surely help him to lift [them] up again. - Deuteronomy 22:4
God has spoken people. You shall not see your brother's ass.
6 If the theft be certainly found in his hand alive, whether it be ox, or ass, or sheep; he shall restore double. - Exodus 22:4
Imagine the terror of living back in those days, and the fear of waking up robbed blind and without your ass.
7 And he went and found his carcase cast in the way, and the ass and the lion standing by the carcase: the lion had not eaten the carcase, nor torn the ass. - Kings-1 13:28
Ah yes. The lion had thankfully not torn the ass.
8 And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee. - Numbers 22:29
Methinks Balaam had his face way up in that ass.
9 But was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb ass speaking with man's voice forbad the madness of the prophet. - Peter-2 2:16
It appears Dumb Ass was used as a trendy insult long before trendy insults were even a thing.
10 And he spake to his sons, saying, Saddle me the ass. And they saddled [him]. - Kings-1 13:27
Who's the ass now? Not Jacob that's who...