Funniest Family Guy Scenes


The Top Ten

1 Puking Contest

Peter, Chris, Brian, and Stewie have a puking contest for the last piece of pie. - lukestheman4

All the males of the family have a puking contest. - EpicJake

Haha I remember that very well

2 Distracting Trumpet


A brilliant scene, makes me laugh every time

5 mobsters try to talk to each other while a guy plays a trumpet very loud. - lukestheman4

3 Crystal Meth

Peter tries to bond with Chris by snorting crystal meth. - lukestheman4

Why is there not a hole in this wall laugh out loud

4 Breast Feeding

Stewie's reaction is absolutely priceless :D

My brother pissed his pants its that funny

Peter breast feeds Stewie. - lukestheman4

5 Physical Exam

Peter goes to see Dr. Hartman for a physical exam. - lukestheman4

6 Bullfrog

Wow, so many good choices on this list but bullfrog is one of the funniest moments of all time!

Peter gets Chris a bullfrog that he accidentally killed and tried to throw it out the window. - lukestheman4

7 Tight Jeans

Yosemite Sam buys some very tight jeans. - lukestheman4

This part is hilarious.

8 Cool Whip
9 Jabba the Griffin

Peter tells Chris that all Griffins are fat such as his great, great uncle Jabba the Griffin. - lukestheman4

Janna The Hutt, Jabba The Griffin. Haha. So Jabba The Griffin must like Star Wars or something. - EpicJake

10 Asian Driver

An Asian woman tries to cut across 8 lanes without using her turn signal. - lukestheman4

The Newcomers

? Quagmire Listens to Music In His Head

The Contenders

11 Life Narration Phase

Peter goes through a phase in which he narrates his own life. - lukestheman4

12 Peter vs. The Giant Chicken

Lol! Realizes it was just the credit card they were ighting over!

13 Stewie Following Fat People With a Tuba

STOP IT! CUT IT OUT! - Caleb9000


14 Scooby Doo Murder Files

My Lungs were Dead after This Segment

I guess this is the origin of that gritty reboot called Be Cool Scooby Doo.

15 Halle Berry's Wild Ride
16 Free Hat Trap
17 37 Year Old Woman On a Blind Date Having Fun
18 Dance of Life
19 Radical Penis Enlargement
20 Palestinian Alarm Clock

Peter gets a Palestinian alarm clock that explodes on the designated time. - lukestheman4

21 Bag of Weed Song
22 Find a Jew App

Peter uses his Find a Jew APP on his iphone to find Muriel Goldman. - lukestheman4

23 Roadhouse Driving
24 Non Praying Mantis
25 Racist Kermit the Frog

That scene is hilarious! 😂

26 Sir Henry Giantholeinthetorso Wickenshire duels Sir Joseph Broadfront
27 Stewie Reads Curious George Goes to His Gym Coach's Apartment
28 The Sound of Music
29 Rodney King of Queens
30 Buff Hamster
31 Stork Startling
32 Meg Dates the Count
33 Peter as Jackee Harry's Personal Grocery Shopper
34 Frying Pan Antidote
35 Lois and Stewie on Family Feud
36 Brian Cuts His Ear Off
37 Trololo Waiter
38 Stewie Talks About Brian's Novel
39 Peter Watches The Ring
40 Stamp Collecting
41 Hamster Meg
42 Self Absorbed Julia Roberts
43 Foghorn Leghorn Goes to KFC
44 American Speedy Gonzales
45 Victorian Girl Ghost
46 Barry Manilow Concert
47 Popeye is Confused
48 Doggy Hell
49 Goofy Goes to Hell
50 Peter's Spelling Bee
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Top Remixes

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2. Distracting Trumpet
3. Crystal Meth
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2. Crystal Meth
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3. Crystal Meth


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