Funniest Family Guy Scenes

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Puking Contest

Peter, Chris, Brian, and Stewie have a puking contest for the last piece of pie.

All the males of the family have a puking contest.

Haha I remember that very well

Distracting Trumpet

"I SAID WE MAY HAVE TO BRING IN OUR FRIEND FROM YONKERS! "-LOL

A brilliant scene, makes me laugh every time

5 mobsters try to talk to each other while a guy plays a trumpet very loud.

Crystal Meth

Peter tries to bond with Chris by snorting crystal meth.

Why is there not a hole in this wall laugh out loud

Breast Feeding

Stewie's reaction is absolutely priceless :D

My brother pissed his pants its that funny

Peter breast feeds Stewie.

Physical Exam

Peter goes to see Dr. Hartman for a physical exam.

Bullfrog

Wow, so many good choices on this list but bullfrog is one of the funniest moments of all time!

Peter gets Chris a bullfrog that he accidentally killed and tried to throw it out the window.

Tight Jeans

Yosemite Sam buys some very tight jeans.

This part is hilarious.

Cool Whip
Jabba the Griffin

Peter tells Chris that all Griffins are fat such as his great, great uncle Jabba the Griffin.

Janna The Hutt, Jabba The Griffin. Haha. So Jabba The Griffin must like Star Wars or something.

Asian Driver

An Asian woman tries to cut across 8 lanes without using her turn signal.

The Newcomers

? Peter and Lois Catch Brian Masturbating to Kinky Canine Magazine

"Do we... do we rub his nose in it?" - Peter Griffin

The Contenders
Life Narration Phase

Peter goes through a phase in which he narrates his own life.

Peter vs. The Giant Chicken

Lol! Realizes it was just the credit card they were ighting over!

Stewie Following Fat People With a Tuba

STOP IT! CUT IT OUT!

I HAVE A GLANDULAR PROBLEM!

Scooby Doo Murder Files

My Lungs were Dead after This Segment

I guess this is the origin of that gritty reboot called Be Cool Scooby Doo.

Halle Berry's Wild Ride
Free Hat Trap
37 Year Old Woman On a Blind Date Having Fun
Palestinian Alarm Clock

Peter gets a Palestinian alarm clock that explodes on the designated time.

Dance of Life
Radical Penis Enlargement
Trying to Save a Beached Whale With a Forklift
Bag of Weed Song
Find a Jew App

Peter uses his Find a Jew APP on his iphone to find Muriel Goldman.

Roadhouse Driving
Non Praying Mantis
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