Top 10 Funniest Fruits and Vegetables


The Top Ten

1 Banana

What is not funny about a banana? It's yellow, it's phallic, and monkeys love em. You can slice one up and put it in a cream pie and throw it in the face of foreign dignitaries then slip on the peel as you try to run away laughing. No other fruit or vegetable really offers that. - ignoble

It has such a funny form! Hey! What are you thinking of? - keyson

We laugh when we see someone slip on one.

You mean the deck?

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2 Lemon

It's funny when someone wants to put lemon to his food and he presses so hard it ends up on his eye. - keyson

3 Orange

It can be annoying though... - keyson

Annoying orange lol

4 Kiwi

4 million+ New Zealanders don't like this. - keyson

5 Chili

Eat one and you'll see how funny it is. - keyson

I've put habanero sauce in my mother's tea before. She could have killed me. - PositronWildhawk

6 Coconut

Reminds me of Monty Python! - Joeflan

Put a lime in it for extra laughs

7 Potato

Kinda like Mr. Potato from Peppa pig

8 Tomato
9 Carrot Carrot The carrot is a root vegetable, usually orange in colour, though purple, black, red, white, and yellow cultivars exist. Carrots are a domesticated form of the wild carrot, Daucus carota, native to Europe and southwestern Asia.
10 Cucumber

The Contenders

11 Melon

Especially when there are two of them. Double the fun! - keyson

Ya mean two of them and some woman puts them on her chest?

Haha, Keyson! I was going to vote cucumber because of their taste (! ) and I love them, but this made me laugh!
Great list! - Britgirl

12 Lady Finger
13 Ginger
14 Cherry

Don't ask me why this one's funny. - keyson

15 Peach
16 Cabbage Cabbage

Come on guys

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