Top 10 Funniest Genuine Epitaphs

The Top Ten

1 I was hoping for a pyramid.

2 Well This Sucks. + Mitchell +

3 I was supposed to live to be 102 and be shot by a jealous husband.

Sadly, he was shot by a jealous husband at only 66.

4 Here lies GOOD OLD FRED. A great big rock fell on his head.

For a moment I thought it was Fred Flintstone's stone...

5 Please deactivate my Facebook

6 My loss, but your gain.

7 DAMN IT'S DARK DOWN HERE.

8 Let 'er rip!

9 I will not be right back after this message

10 Technically, I'm might still be following you.

The Contenders

11 OHNO

12 I'm just resting my eyes

13 OMG! I’ve just been buried alive, LOL!

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