Funniest Halo 2 Marine/Odst Quotes

Man, I miss these guys! They were hilarious in Halo 2, and they did actually provide a little bit of support. They'd land head shots and stuff. Never give them rocket launchers though. Ever.

The Top Ten

1 "Gluteus, Maximus, ***imus, Yullimus!"

2 "Did you ride the short, yellow bus to school, soldier?"

Very politically incorrect. Lol

3 "If you call this flirting, you've got a lot to learn."

Say that to all the losers on Xbox live.

4 "Chief, you may be the dumbest best man I've ever met."

5 "Come get me, I'm just a little coward! No really I am…haha."

6 "You're a sandwich short of a picnic, sweetheart."

7 "Wear those guys like a cheap suit!"

8 "Now how about a little back boogie shuffle?"

9 "I was so busy kickin' ***, I forgot to take names."

10 "Who says I need anger management classes?"

The Contenders

11 "I got a blood-thirsty cyborg, what do you got?"

12 "Yes, that's why they call it a breast plate."

13 "Thank you, sir, may I have another…NOT!"

14 "I dunno who glassed Reach, but it sure wasn't you little girl scouts!"

15 "What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'."

16 "Wonder switch powers, activate!"

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