Funniest Harry Potter Alternate Endings

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1 Harry finds out that James Potter isn't his real father. It is Snape.

I remember reading this, and being all like...
DUN DUN DUN!
Maybe you could make a conspiracy theory on this? It seems like a pretty cool topic.

Well it will make the James hate less annoying.

All I can think is "I am your father." "No! "

2 Harry Potter defeats Voldemort but can't kill him. So he condenms him with a spell that makes him dance Dragostea Din Tei (numa numa yei) forever
3 Voldemort is teleported to Pinoccio's world and with all his lies he starts growing a nose

Happy it didn't happen, but this is pretty funny. Imagine his excitement!
"FINALLY, I SHALL TAKE OVER ALL OF HOGWARTS. Because now I have what I didn't before... A NOSE"

This is so funny, but unrealistic.

Voldemort is turned into a donkey.

4 Harry, Hermione and Ron are forced to do the last year of school as they spent the whole book outside howarts

Hermione did at least, Rowling confirmed.

5 Everyone sings "Elmo's World" because they are so happy that Voldemort died
6 Having won the Elder Wand, Harry corrupts himself and kills everyone in Howarts. Then he becomes the ruler of the world.

That's still better than Donald Trump...

7 In their last battle Voldemort announces Harry he's his father before falling from Howard's top.
8 Harry wakes up under the stairs he used to live in, and the whole time he was dreaming to cope with living in an abusive family under the stairs.

This was an idea of J.K. Rowling, but she didn't want to disappoint her fans :P

9 Harry potter grabs a shotgun and kills Voldemort then after finding out his girlfriend cheated on him. He goes on a rampage killing people. He then confronts The Avengers and other movie franchise and battles them in Mortal Kombat
10 Voldemort kills himself for fun
The Contenders
11 A dog wakes up somewhere and realizes it was all a dream. Magicians? So unreal!
12 Crookshanks kills all the pets
13 The Dursley's turn out to be the wrong relatives. Petunia having a witch sister was a conspiracy and Harry was supposed to be living with a magical family.
14 Voldemort turns out to be a clone of Donald Trump.
15 Lord Voldemort is revealed to not be real he was just someone made up in The Quibbler before Harry was born. He is reunited with his parents.
16 Voldemort ends up in Kingdom of Heaven (His Dark Materials The Amber Spyglass)
17 Umbridge turned out to be related to Caillou's family long distance relatives.
18 The Devil's Snare is still in Hogwarts. Voldemort and Umbridge get stuck in it.
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