Funniest Harry Potter Alternate Endings

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1 Harry finds out that James Potter isn't his real father. It is Snape.

All I can think is "I am your father." "No! " - PianoQueen

I remember reading this, and being all like...
DUN DUN DUN!
Maybe you could make a conspiracy theory on this? It seems like a pretty cool topic.

2 Harry Potter defeats Voldemort but can't kill him. So he condenms him with a spell that makes him dance Dragostea Din Tei (numa numa yei) forever
3 Voldemort is teleported to Pinoccio's world and with all his lies he starts growing a nose

This is so funny, but unrealistic.

Happy it didn't happen, but this is pretty funny. Imagine his excitement!
"FINALLY, I SHALL TAKE OVER ALL OF HOGWARTS. Because now I have what I didn't before... A NOSE"

4 Harry, Hermione and Ron are forced to do the last year of school as they spent the whole book outside howarts

Hermione did at least, Rowling confirmed.

5 Everyone sings "Elmo's World" because they are so happy that Voldemort died
6 Having won the Elder Wand, Harry corrupts himself and kills everyone in Howarts. Then he becomes the ruler of the world.

That's still better than Donald Trump...

7 In their last battle Voldemort announces Harry he's his father before falling from Howard's top.

Another one of those clichés - PositronWildhawk

8 Harry potter grabs a shotgun and kills Voldemort then after finding out his girlfriend cheated on him. He goes on a rampage killing people. He then confronts The Avengers and other movie franchise and battles them in Mortal Kombat

Just yes

9 Harry wakes up under the stairs he used to live in, and the whole time he was dreaming to cope with living in an abusive family under the stairs.

This was an idea of J.K. Rowling, but she didn't want to disappoint her fans :P

10 Voldemort kills himself for fun

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11 A dog wakes up somewhere and realizes it was all a dream. Magicians? So unreal!

It would be funnier if...
IT WAS SECRETLY CROOKSHANKS! I KNEW THAT CAT WAS SHADY!

12 Crookshanks kills all the pets
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1. Harry Potter defeats Voldemort but can't kill him. So he condenms him with a spell that makes him dance Dragostea Din Tei (numa numa yei) forever
2. Voldemort is teleported to Pinoccio's world and with all his lies he starts growing a nose
3. Harry, Hermione and Ron are forced to do the last year of school as they spent the whole book outside howarts
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