Top Ten Funniest Harry Potter Nicknames or Distorted Names

The Top Ten

1 Hairy Potty (Harry Potter)

Any of the Barry Trotter names, oh I haven't actually read the Barry Trotter books.

I prefer Hairy Otter.

2 Farty Pouch (Barty Crouch)

3 Gred and Forge (Fred and George)

They say it in the books

4 Nymphadora Bonks (Nymphadora Tonks)

As long as you don't call her Nymphadora, everything's fine.

Good name for her

Very accurate.

5 Moaning Turtle (Moaning Mrytle)

That would be one depressed turtle

6 Poo-dough Bagman (Ludo Bagman)

7 Old Voldy the Baldy (Voldemort)

8 Luna Loves Food (Luna Lovegood)

9 Albus Dumb-Ball-Door (Albus Dumbledore)

10 Skinny Ginny (Ginny)

The Contenders

11 Needs a Nose (Voldemort)

12 Dumby (Dumbledore)

13 Mr. Pot (Harry Potter)

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