Top Ten Funniest Harry Potter Related Pick-up Lines

The Top Ten

1 I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

2 Are you a boggart? Because I see you when I think of commitment.

Creepy as hell, and yet very worthy of trying.

3 I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

Haha... Haha... Umm... *blushes* Umm... Haha... Oh wow!... Oh dear...

4 If you were a golden snitch, I'd be a seeker AND a keeper!

5 I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight

Maybe he can visit for mischievious reasons.

Oh god... This one.

6 If you were a dementor, I'd break the law just for your kiss.

I love this I would so fall for it I don't really know what it is but it's so cute

7 With me around, you don't need a stone for the elixir of life.

Go on; try this one out sometime.

8 Just walked in and saw you; is this the room of requirement?

9 I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.

I love this one omg

10 You don't need Lumos to light up the room.

The Contenders

11 Can I put my magic wand in your Harry Potter?

12 I'm a Slytherin, so you should let me Slytherin to you.

I am a Slytherin, but how about no?

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