Top Ten Funniest Harry Potter Scenes


The Top Ten

1 George's "Holy" Joke

"How do you feel George? " "I feel saint-like! " "What? " "Because I'm holy. Get it fred, holey? " When george gets his ear cut off. - HedwigGranger

2 Fred and George's Grand Exit

Give her hell from us, Peeves!

best scene - GleamingShadow

During OOTP when Fred and George decide to leave hogwarts, and they set off fireworks in the great hall and fly away on brooms with umbridge chasing them. - HedwigGranger


3 Parvati's Uranus Joke


JK Rowling never thought the editors would even allow it lol.

"Professor Trelawney! I think I've discovered a new planet! " "that's just uranus my dear." "Parvati, can I see uranus too? " During divination, this is only in the books. - HedwigGranger

4 McGonagall's Spell Casting

I loved this scene - CloudytheLeopard

At the beginning of the battle of hogwarts, when mcgonagall casts the spell to make the statues come alive. "I've always wanted to use that spell! " - HedwigGranger

5 McGonagall Telling Neville to Blow Stuff Up

During the battle of Hogwarts Mcgonagall tells neville to blow stuff up. "I want you to blow it all up." "Blow it up? Boom? " "Boom." - HedwigGranger

6 Fred and George Confusing Molly

At the beginning of the first book when Molly is talking to Fred and George goes "that's not Fred, I'm Fred! " and acts so offended. "can't even tell her own sons apart! "-Fred. - HedwigGranger

7 Neville's Boggart

When Neville's boggart appears as Snape, and he dresses it up in his grandma's clothes. - HedwigGranger

8 Harry Attacking Malfoy in the Invisibility Cloak

Harry's not a brat.

Don't you mean when he sneaks into Hogsmeade and throws mud over Draco?

Nah,not funny.Potter is a brat.

When Harry sneaks into hogsmeade with the invisibility cloak and drags malfoy around, and malfoy was so confused and scared. - HedwigGranger

9 Fred and George's Legacy

After Fred and George left hogwarts, all the teachers left parts of their swamps in the halls, and peeves played many pranks in their memory. - HedwigGranger

10 Trelawney's Fighting Method

In the battle of hogwarts when all of the students and teachers are casting spells and Trelawney is just in the background throwing crystal balls at people and yelling take that! - HedwigGranger

Oh nooo way - koulovamarketa

The Contenders

11 Harry’s dream about Neville dancing with Professor Sprout in the Room of Requirement while Professor McGonagall plays the bagpipes
12 Moody Turns Draco Malfoy Into a Ferret

Even though he was secretly a Death Eater using Polyjuice it was one of the funniest scenes of the fourth book.

13 “There's no need to call me'sir,' Professor.”
14 "I always wanted to use that spell"

Battle of Hogwarts - GleamingShadow

15 You're just as sane as I am. - Luna
16 "Twitchy Little Ferret, Aren't You, Malfoy?"

Hermione's best line

17 Lavender's Uranus Joke
18 Ron's spellchecker quill O-R-G
19 Fat Lady password "Abstinence"
20 "Who used the Furnunculus curse?" "Me" said Harry "Odd" said George lightly. "I used Jelly-legs. Looks as though those two shouldn't be mixed. He seems to have sprouted ten little tentacles all over his face
21 Draco, Crabbe and Goyle turned into slugs by D.A.
22 Dudleys tantrum about 36 presents

A comment on the list about calling Harry a brat.

23 I'm not Harry - Dudley Dursley

Funny really because I wonder if this was just made for the films because the one who plays Dudley real name is Harry because in the book Hagrid recognises Harry straight away.

24 Ron saying Hermione's knitting looking like bladders.
25 Fat Lady password "Pig Snout"
26 "My Wife used to sneer at my feeble charms but one month into your fabulous Kwikspell course, I succeeded in turning her into a yak! Thank you, Kwikspell!
27 "Lesson one: Holding your wand (Some useful tips) (Kwikspell)

I have seen one of the lists on here.

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