Top Ten Funniest Hell's Kitchen Contestants

The Top Ten

1 Sterling - Season 13

Best chef ever so made he got kicked off

The part where he sings "My Name Is Sterling" is the funniest part of him! No wonder he's always 100!

French toast, crepes, Florentine how long?

So funny

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2 Van - Season 6

Oil driller - Murphdog405

This guy was so entertaining to watch! He had a lot of energy.

The most funniest contestant I have ever seen on the show! - ndog

Enthusiastic, passionate, just could be better on the stove top.

3 Salvatore - Season 7

His life story was hilarious and his incidents in hell's kitchen. Him being Italian was a big disadvantage however it was a funny one.

Funniest contestant ever for me

I gotta cheated on chef!

So funny

4 Brian - Season 10

Hey Brian, what does it taste like. It tastes like fish. His mind is on the slide. Seriously he was way better then Clemenza. And he has a better attitude and he was better looking than Clemenza. But still no black jacket. Kiss my ass if you don't believe me.

Protein, protein, protein, protein, duck, duck, duck duck, protein, protein, protein, protein, duck, duck, duck, duck, come on, who didn't laugh at that!? Might I add, even Chef Ramsey said he was a "funny guy"

Got to point where Ramsey told him to imatate achef

5 Tommy - Season 9

Those grape jokes... true magic, right there.

Bad puns - Murphdog405

I had grown to love him and support him and his personality was off the charts and most importantly, his cooking was no joke


6 Robert - Season 5

His quote to Lacey made me crack up as well as his quote about Halibut being on the Blue Team's Menu

Good cook with a cool, entertaining, positive personality.

"Where's the beaf? "

"I swear to God if you win this competition, I will hang up my coat and become a crack whore." - ndog

7 Paul - Season 9

Since when was Paul funny? he was a great chef.


8 Jim - Season 6

Hit him! - Murphdog405

Love his humor, "we're not at war so calm down and let's cook some carrots" lol

Loved his deadpan confessionals -especially the "Robert and his morbid obesity" line.

9 Petrozza - Season 4
10 Raj - Season 8

He was robbed - Murphdog405

So bad, that he's hilarious.

The only funny thing about Raj was his crap performance

He was funny but he wasn't the comedian,he was the joke we were laughing at him not with or for him

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The Contenders

11 Josh - Season 14

I didn't think he would earn a black jacket, but I am glad he did. He is such a funny guy! Loved the signature dish and phone call moments! - DaniMax7

Josh is my favorite contestant of that season! The signature dish and phone call with Ramsay moments were the funniest!

Left at the right time but very, very entertaining

Great and funny leader

12 Dewberry - Season 1

Sounds like Mr. Garrison from South Park - Murphdog405

"I'd rather you'd be saying I was Brad Pitt's wife"

13 Vinny - Season 8

Gordon: Vinny, how come you always look so fresh in the morning?
Vinny:It's a gift I guess.
Marcus: LOL

Jillian: Make us something delicious for dinner!
Vinny: I'm delicious~

14 Anthony - Season 11

This guy made Season 11 bearable. His confessional cracked me up.

Meat as far as the eye can see!

Funniest guy in the whole show to date.

15 Guy - Season 10


Screamed like a bitch when he cut his finger - ndog

Screamed like a bitch - ndog

16 Rochelle - Season 12

She giggles a lot. Even I giggle when I say her name

17 Amanda - Season 6

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, four"

Amanda 12 3s 9 chef 36 chef 36 chef I am sorry haha

18 Nedra - Season 11

Disagree. Nedra was way more annoying than funny.

No other contestant could talk about their hoo haa's in front of Gordon Ramsay.

€�Chef can we pray before you bust my balls? ”

19 Aaron - Season 3

What a sissy at 48

20 Dan - Season 11

I have only a question, why is he up here?

Because he is ugly

21 Clemenza - Season 10
22 Bobby - Season 4

I'm a Four Star General

23 Colleen - Season 5

So bad, it was hilarious to watch.

"Four caesar sala, three shrimp, one plain"

24 Sebastian - Season 11

Zachy wacky okay mikey wikey

Zachy Wacky

25 Alan - Season 15

Shouldn't be on here.

There is a fungus amungus it's growing out of everything its growing out of the fllor

Uh oh. Horey dumpring

26 Eddie - Season 15

"CSI stands for "Crime Scene Investigation". Not "Chicken Sucks Idiot."" - ndog

27 Gaurav - Season 12

Why is he on here?

28 Bonnie - Season 3
29 Ed - Season 7

I'm never gonna forget that hot tub

Got naked in the hot tub

30 Meese - Season 15


31 Frank - Season 13

"Messing up. It's like I don't know it's like a monkey and a wrench. A monkey, a wrench, and a monkey monkey and a... That's not right hold on..." - ndog

32 Jackie - Season 15

I believe she made season 15 so entertaining because that season is the worst. - ndog

Oh hell no. She was anything but funny. She and Frank were what ruined season 15

33 Danny - Season 5
34 Dave - Season 6
35 Will - Season 9
36 Louross - Season 4

Walking toilet brush - Murphdog405

Made love to the fish.

37 Dana - Season 10
38 Heather - Season 2
39 Jason - Seasons 9 & 12
40 Rob - Season 8
41 T - Season 14

Looks like a man - Murphdog405

Burns people real good!

42 Alison - Season 14

Kept saying "All day" on episode 10 - ndog

43 Mikey - Season 7
44 Jason - Season 7
45 Nick - Season 14
46 Benjamin - Season 7

Looks like Shaggy, he probably achieved Ultra Instinct too. - Murphdog405

47 Andrew - Season 1
48 Mary Ellen - Season 1
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Top Remixes

1. Sterling - Season 13
2. Salvatore - Season 7
3. Van - Season 6


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