Top Ten Funniest Hell's Kitchen Contestants

The Top Ten

1 Sterling - Season 13

Best chef ever so made he got kicked off

The part where he sings "My Name Is Sterling" is the funniest part of him! No wonder he's always 100!

French toast, crepes, Florentine how long?

So funny

2 Van - Season 6

This guy was so entertaining to watch! He had a lot of energy.

The most funniest contestant I have ever seen on the show! - ndog

Enthusiastic, passionate, just could be better on the stove top.

Funny man

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3 Salvatore - Season 7

His life story was hilarious and his incidents in hell's kitchen. Him being Italian was a big disadvantage however it was a funny one.

Funniest contestant ever for me

I gotta cheated on chef!

Hilarious, so passionate and good-hearted. All of the contestants loved him and nobody ever said anything negative about him in the confessions. When he succeeded, everyone was super happy for him and that's not something that happened to often.
-"Chef, they are going to think I'm man whore! "
-"I like the SMM."
-Gordan: "How many women have you slept with? " Salvatore: "I don't know." G: "When did you stop counting? " S: "Around 30, 40."
-"Anybody wanna do the Olympics with me? No? "
-"I sorry porky porky"

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4 Brian - Season 10

Protein, protein, protein, protein, duck, duck, duck duck, protein, protein, protein, protein, duck, duck, duck, duck, come on, who didn't laugh at that!? Might I add, even Chef Ramsey said he was a "funny guy"

Got to point where Ramsey told him to imatate achef

5 Tommy - Season 9

I had grown to love him and support him and his personality was off the charts and most importantly, his cooking was no joke


Pun jokes

Ramsey: "Do you like speed"
Tommy: "Meth or Coke"
That and all the puns. Should have been allowed to keep his jacket rather than Elise - ColinA

6 Paul - Season 9

Since when was Paul funny? he was a great chef.


7 Robert - Season 5

His quote to Lacey made me crack up as well as his quote about Halibut being on the Blue Team's Menu

Good cook with a cool, entertaining, positive personality.

"Where's the beaf? "

"I swear to God if you win this competition, I will hang up my coat and become a crack whore." - ndog

8 Jim - Season 6

Love his humor, "we're not at war so calm down and let's cook some carrots" lol

Loved his deadpan confessionals -especially the "Robert and his morbid obesity" line.

9 Petrozza - Season 4
10 Josh - Season 14

I didn't think he would earn a black jacket, but I am glad he did. He is such a funny guy! Loved the signature dish and phone call moments! - DaniMax7

Josh is my favorite contestant of that season! The signature dish and phone call with Ramsay moments were the funniest!

Left at the right time but very, very entertaining

Great and funny leader

The Newcomers

? Benjamin - Season 7

The Contenders

11 Raj - Season 8

So bad, that he's hilarious.

The only funny thing about Raj was his crap performance

He was funny but he wasn't the comedian,he was the joke we were laughing at him not with or for him

Scuba. Sucker

12 Dewberry - Season 1

"I'd rather you'd be saying I was Brad Pitt's wife"

13 Vinny - Season 8

Jillian: Make us something delicious for dinner!
Vinny: I'm delicious~

14 Anthony - Season 11

Meat as far as the eye can see!

Funniest guy in the whole show to date.

15 Guy - Season 10


Screamed like a bitch when he cut his finger - ndog

Screamed like a bitch - ndog

16 Amanda - Season 6

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, four"

Amanda 12 3s 9 chef 36 chef 36 chef I am sorry haha

17 Nedra - Season 11

Disagree. Nedra was way more annoying than funny.

No other contestant could talk about their hoo haa's in front of Gordon Ramsay.

€�Chef can we pray before you bust my balls? ”

18 Rochelle - Season 12
19 Aaron - Season 3
20 Dan - Season 11

I have only a question, why is he up here?

Because he is ugly

21 Clemenza - Season 10
22 Bobby - Season 4

I'm a Four Star General

23 Colleen - Season 5

So bad, it was hilarious to watch.

"Four caesar sala, three shrimp, one plain"

24 Sebastian - Season 11

Zachy wacky okay mikey wikey

Zachy Wacky

25 Alan - Season 15

Shouldn't be on here.

There is a fungus amungus it's growing out of everything its growing out of the fllor

Uh oh. Horey dumpring

26 Eddie - Season 15

"CSI stands for "Crime Scene Investigation". Not "Chicken Sucks Idiot."" - ndog

27 Gaurav - Season 12

Why is he on here?

28 Meese - Season 15


29 Frank - Season 13

"Messing up. It's like I don't know it's like a monkey and a wrench. A monkey, a wrench, and a monkey monkey and a... That's not right hold on..." - ndog

30 Jackie - Season 15

I believe she made season 15 so entertaining because that season is the worst. - ndog

Oh hell no. She was anything but funny. She and Frank were what ruined season 15

31 Bonnie - Season 3
32 Danny - Season 5
33 Dave - Season 6
34 Will - Season 9
35 Louross - Season 4

Made love to the fish.

36 Dana - Season 10
37 Heather - Season 2
38 Jason - Seasons 9 & 12
39 Ed - Season 7

Got naked in the hot tub

40 Rob - Season 8
41 T - Season 14

Burns people real good!

42 Alison - Season 14

Kept saying "All day" on episode 10 - ndog

43 Mikey - Season 7
44 Jason - Season 7
45 Nick - Season 14
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