Top 10 Funniest "If You Ever Feel Useless Just Remember" Quotes

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1 If you ever feel useless just remember that there is a hotel in North Korea

And they're very generous with the frequent-detainee discounts.

Oohhh ouch. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

2 If you ever feel useless just remember that there is a case for a Nokia phone

Ha! This list is fantastic! - keycha1n

They don't need one for the phone that csn literally break the floor tiles! - Fandom_Lover

3 If you ever feel useless just remember that someone wrote the iTunes terms and conditions

Can I get an Amen to that? - PositronWildhawk

4 If you ever feel useless just remember that there are stoplights in GTA
5 If you ever feel useless just remember that there is an audio only version of Anaconda by Nicki Minaj on YouTube
6 If you ever feel useless just remember that there are solar panels in England

Haha I absolutely loved this! Our solar panels are pretty useless, I agree! :D - Britgirl

7 If you ever feel useless remember that there's a white crayon

The white crayon isn't useless! It's used for shading and blending other colours. It can have a really beautiful effect. - Britgirl

8 If you ever feel useless just remember that WWE has referees
9 If you ever feel useless just remember that you have as many Oscars as Johnny Depp and Will Smith combined

Ah, but the difference is they have a lot of money and no Oscars. I have neither :/ - Britgirl

And only one less than DiCaprio

10 If you ever feel useless remember that the Big Ben has a Twitter account

Every hour it tweets the number of bongs that correspond to it. - Martinglez

Wait, it DOES? - TwilightKitsune

The Contenders

11 if you ever feel useless remember that there are people forced to install turn signals on bmw's and audi's
12 If you ever feel useless just remember the amount of background characters in a TV show

But background characters do get attention in some shows. You know like Derpy Hooves and Sweetie Drops? - TwilightKitsune

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