Top Ten Funniest Insulting Pick-up LinesPositronWildhawk If you want to be sarcastic to that girl who likes you that you don't like back in the same way, go for these.
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Oh my goodness, this is hilarious! - keycha1n
Haha really funny! Great list, Positron! - keyson
This was probably the last thing John said to Cynthia before he wedded Yoko. - PositronWildhawk
Could see this spawning a list of Beatles-related pick up lines... Or music-related pick up lines... ? - PetSounds
I don't know when I should try this? I'll wait for the right time. Excellent list antiparticle of electron! - Kiteretsunu
YES. This is a win. I think a guy would totally say this to me Nice list, hawk. - MoldySockV 2 Comments
There's a girl I know well and hate, who I might just try this on. Especially since she normally wears green and black. - PositronWildhawk
Thanks, it matches my favorite song... Black and yellow black and yellow!
Actually, Jack was the one who died. - ethanmeinster
Gotta love that line... should have used that one on miss Babb after she rejected me.
And I'd reply, "I may not be the most prettiest girl in the bar, but you're still punching above your weight..."
Excellent list, Pos, old thing! - Britgirl
"Yeah, but I'm prettier, aren't I? " Aren't I? " - PositronWildhawk
That can be taken as an insult or a compliment depending on whether the person you're talking to is a Beliber or not. - RiverClanRocks
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2. Baby, you can drive my car, and get hit by it when it's parked.
3. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, and landed on your head?