Top Ten Funniest Insulting Pick-up Lines

PositronWildhawk
If you want to be sarcastic to that girl who likes you that you don't like back in the same way, go for these.

The Top Ten

1 Sideburns on a girl are usually a turn-off, but on you, they go well with your curvy muttonchops.

Oh my goodness, this is hilarious! - keycha1n

2 Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, and landed on your head?

Haha really funny! Great list, Positron! - keyson

3 Baby, you can drive my car, and get hit by it when it's parked.

This was probably the last thing John said to Cynthia before he wedded Yoko. - PositronWildhawk

Could see this spawning a list of Beatles-related pick up lines... Or music-related pick up lines... ? - PetSounds

4 Love that dress, but I think it would suit a prettier girl.

I don't know when I should try this? I'll wait for the right time. Excellent list antiparticle of electron! - Kiteretsunu

YES. This is a win. I think a guy would totally say this to me Nice list, hawk. - MoldySock

Depends on if you see blue and black instead of white and gold... - keycha1n

I'm going to use this one on one of my cousins - Ajkloth

5 I think that colour combination matches your teeth well.

There's a girl I know well and hate, who I might just try this on. Especially since she normally wears green and black. - PositronWildhawk

Thanks, it matches my favorite song... Black and yellow black and yellow!

6 God must have shone a light when you were born, but must have requested that you budge.

Aww, that's pretty sad. - happyhappyjoyjoy

7 Seeing us together reminds me of that film: Titanic. Just don't hit your face on an iceberg.

Actually, Jack was the one who died. - ethanmeinster

8 I may not be the most handsome guy in the bar, but, I am the only one talking to you.

Gotta love that line... should have used that one on miss Babb after she rejected me.

We can telll this line to those who is insulting us more

Lol ing

And I'd reply, "I may not be the most prettiest girl in the bar, but you're still punching above your weight..."
Excellent list, Pos, old thing! - Britgirl

9 We can explore the world for free together. You'd be the boat.
10 With looks like those, your sister must be a supermodel.

"Yeah, but I'm prettier, aren't I? " Aren't I? " - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 You look like Justin Bieber.

That can be taken as an insult or a compliment depending on whether the person you're talking to is a Beliber or not. - RiverClanRocks

12 I put the STD in stud now all I need is u
13 You're like a white dwarf: Extremely Hot but Not that Bright.
14 You must have fallen from heaven because your face is messed up
15 You'd be really pretty if you weren't so ugly.

Iconic

16 I see you're drinking 1% (milk) , is that because you think you're fat? 'cause your not, you could drink whole milk if you wanted to

Napoleon dynamite

17 Wow you look hot! Better get in that shade wayyy over there.
18 For a fat bird, you don't sweat much
19 If you were a car door, I'd slam ya
20 Your hair is amazing even though it needs work.
21 Your smile reminds me of a song. Black and yellow, black and yellow
22 You smell. We should take a shower together.
23 Which sexual position produces the nastiest children? Ask your mother
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1. Sideburns on a girl are usually a turn-off, but on you, they go well with your curvy muttonchops.
2. Baby, you can drive my car, and get hit by it when it's parked.
3. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, and landed on your head?
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