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Hey my grandpa is poor and my daddy was once poor I just wanted ya to know that my grandma died of lack of health insurance then
People will laugh47 Comments
Another one is:Roses are red and violets are blue: I thought I was ugly until I met ya
Roses are red violets are blue I got five fingers the middle one's for you - PewDiePie
Ima use this one and combine with another insult: Roses are red Violets are blue, I looked up hobo in the dictionary, and the definition was you - NobleSix---SpartanB312
That was amazing who ever came up with that bravo my best one is your an H N ALIEN PEANUT HEAD92 Comments
This is amazing
Said it to my dad and got grounded
It's funny because it was true. I used to live under a tarp with my bicycle.20 Comments
Looking at a friend of mine who always takes me for granted like a HUGE JERK and is a horrible unapologetic excuse of a human being (I would call him an animal but I don't want to insult them because I LOVE animals).
Laugh out loud great for my main enemy that lies A LOT
I know you lie your lips are moving tell me do you think I'm dumb19 Comments
My ass smells like cherry coke on a sundernesday because of the time I drove my donkey to work on a twinkie plane... I just said mommy in the bath tub with batman
I started laughing my ass off when all I saw was dumbass. That's a word not a insult13 Comments
Poop poop poop
Wow this is perfect. "Yo mama" jokes are cruel and unfunny. But this? This is comic GOLD!
oh- - NashiTheCreator
That is a true burn. The one true burn. BURN! Be it Indian, Chinese or just leant on a soldering iron, it's a BUR! - PositronWildhawk33 Comments
I want to roast a mean person at my school
Fire in the hoes!
I'm so gonna use this classy one
I am cracking up with my friend ha ha ha ha ha ha ha14 Comments
"your birth certifercet is an apology for the condom factory"
You so ugly that santa paid you to kill yourself
I don't get it but I'm sure someone will find it funny...
I love Barney, he is the love of my life. I wish I can marry someone as hot as him.21 Comments
I love this one totally using it on someone from my school, totally gonna shut them up!
Dude this is actually so good. this is the best roast that I have see in a very long time. too good!14 Comments
Your mama so ugly when she went to a haunted house she came out with a job application
I love this so much
It's so funny
I'm a skinny boi - GleamingShadow
Not a good one man
This one was so bad that I laughed - RedTheGremlin
Me every day lol
This is hilarious
I love this one18 Comments
Lol usually u say the opposite
This joke is way better than the ther ones. I t's funny it makes sense and it doesn't sound like some three year old isn't trying to make fun of you...
So good! This is probably one of the only comebacks which would actually work when it's not inside your head - reality stinks17 Comments
Rude just plain rude
Lol so good
Laugh out loud funny as ever5 Comments
Yes, everyone makes mistakes
YES - NashiTheCreator
Nice I'll use this one whenever someone goes to roast me ty
That is the most offensive insult I have ever heard.22 Comments
Writing this one down. comment if you are too!
This one is nice comeback lol
Lol this is hilarious
YAS I'm using dis
Saying it to my classmate
Man, this is so offensive but it's also at the same time hilarious
Yup! This got my bully madder than a bull thanks for getting me beaten up! But nice come back 😊
Just thought of it8 Comments
You so old when I told u to act your age you died
Nice one! :P Always wanted to try this, just waiting for the chance to try it! I totally agree with this one though.20 Comments
Worst date ever!
I love you man! This is the best come back of all time
So hilarious I can use it on m enemies who have dates and break them up
LoL I love this one I'm sooo gonna use it!1 Comment
I'm gonna say this to my bro!
So funny it brought tears to my eyes
Damn funny! My favorite until now!
Not sure if I should be laughing or sympathysing this guy5 Comments
Used it already! Very good insult to use on people, love it you should use it to it messes people up a lot. Amazing!
Haha that's funny it would take a while for the person to catch on! Laugh out loud
THIS ONES ON A JAYJAYS T-SHIRT... ME BROTHER HAS IT...
its funny! plus.. Who whould say that?
It's taking ME a while to catch on2 Comments
Forget the ugly stick. You were born in a ugly forest. Chanel Marimuthu
That's insulting towards dogs!
This one is thick boi
Sick bruv toats usin that one
Plus some moms are special needs and they can't. Offensive to all moms
Maybe because they're Velcro :L
I couldn't tie my shoes till I was 8. Just don't say that. :(
I didn't know how to tie my shoes until I was 11. :(1 Comment
Ohh! Major burn! I will have to try this. People always make fun of my pixie cut and the size of my nose so now i, ll always have a comeback!
You mom is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
I love nature but when I hate someone I wish it left10 Comments
Your face looked/looks like a butt I bet it smells very badly
The best one yet
Oh lol that's way too funny
I love this roast
Definitely gonna use it
YAS LOVE IT! This one is more funny than insulting. Plus basing it off the song Call Me Maybe give this roast extra brownie points. Totally should use this on my friend and see how hard she laughs
Saying this to nearly every girl I know
I'm a girl myself, but I must give this insult credit.11 Comments
He or she might only be confused because she is stupid enough to be your enemy. You are too good to waste your time on that person.
Very cruel. What if I tell my boyfriend this...
My enemy is going to be so confused when I tell her this
Nice one! I hate Dora!
LOL LOL LOL
This made me laugh but the others did not really
Whoever said Dora annoys the crap outta them don’t worry your not alone5 Comments
English tricky language...
Its: Your so fat that the equator is 20000 time shorter OR 20000 times shorter, not both mate
Are you Australian? You said the word 'mate. ' It's fine if you R. I'm attracted to cute Australians. Forget British accents!
I don't get this
I peed my self of laughter
Lol my brother always says I'm a waste of oxygen
I like this one
Honestly, I don't find this very funny, I have been cleaning my finger nails with a giant knife and you know maybe somebody ran into it, maybe they didn't. People just need to be more careful. YeeeHaaaw
Sounds extremely disturbing and awkward
Lol this is funny but if you actually said that to a cop man are you ever in trouble
That's sick (as in DISGUSTING)2 Comments
This insult is very good to use for my enemies, my former best friends and my exes. Ha!
I love this one
Ha Ha! SO FUNNY THIS IS A COMEDY MASTERPIECE!
Love it too2 Comments
I hear this all the time no you didn't
I personally made this up. It's spool funny
I love this bro
I love this one. One time I got into a fight with someone on a field trip and I roasted him in front of like fifty people
This is true just ask my friend kyle he has the same situation as all of you reading
This is the funniest comeback of all time!4 Comments
That's not so great.
That is very poor laugh out loud
I'm gonna stick to the laffy taffy jokes
That is so poor a licious I can't wait to use it2 Comments
This is why most women are taking custody of their own kids.
Really? I've heard popsicle jokes funnier
Really. not to be rude bit I've heard better comments than this
So funny I haven't read any funnyer jocks worlds funnyest person
Can't you put an animal more disgusting on there? Like a cow
Funny with a capital F!
Yo mama is so stupid that she cried over spilt milk- chanel Marimuthu
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store overnight and starved to death
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save the milk, now that is funny
He messed up the cereal5 Comments
These are some good roast
Kind of like "I miss you, but my aim is improving. " - usmc650736
I'm doing this to this girl that is always a b*tch to me and my friends she is really fat and ugly and tries to fit in but she can't because she takes up the whole hallway oo burn
You always have that one friend that secretly annoys you.2 Comments
Oh my lord this is just... Brilliant...
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
REEE - GleamingShadow
I am gonna use this on annoying person in my class
Oh lol brill
U mean meh? YAY
Telling that to my dictator teacher. Probably get suspended but what eves. My private school sucks anyway. GO PUBLIC SCHOOLS
I dare you to use this on your mother!
I would not have the balls to say that to my mom...
I would though2 Comments
I have a rude and obnoxious Turkish boy in my class and he is rude.
Great. I used this as a 'comeback' at school when someone called me ugly.
Your family tree isn't a family tree it's a cactus because they're all pricks
Haga this reminds me of SHAUN BARLETT
Laughed the heck out of me it's so funny!
Too funny I was laughing so hard...
That is an sick burn!
That is just HALIRIAS1 Comment
How would you hold up your body your legs will brake
I've heard funnier jokes like what is this a grain of salt? Come on. Be more original
What about half an atom? :(
This is an insult, really.😐
I wonder if Chinese people had reacted to this...
Laugh out loud! Fell off my chair!
I literally just dropped my apple chips all over the floor
This is pretty everyone's lol of the day!7 Comments
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Top Remixes (12)
2. Your so weak that you can't rip a piece of paper
3. You want the stick? Fetch!
2. Your dad's condom is a bigger than your personality
3. You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving.
2. The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
3. We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
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