Top 10 Funniest Insults
Roses are red, violets are blue, but red can also mean the past tense of read, which is also read. And I can read about blue. But voilet is made by mixing red and blue together. And once you red this, I just blue your mind.
This is amazing and it should be "Roses are red violets are blue, God made me Amazing, What the hell happened to you?
By the way if it is Pretty only a girl can say they are pretty not a guy so AMAZING ok AMAZING
Wow that is low! I'd would really hate it if this were to be used on me like for real your talking about beauty that's something you don't mess with.
Another one is:Roses are red and violets are blue: I thought I was ugly until I met ya
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level.
Guy to Girl: Hey Babe, come with me and ill slip you 9 inches
Girl to Guy: I don't think you can get it up 3 times in a row...
Ha ha ha and your most valued item is your left which didn't come out of the thrift store
Your so ugly it looks like you fell down the ugly tree and hit all the branches down
Your so ugly when you went to Bob the builder he said he can't fix you
This is so funny I and totally going to use this when my uncles disses me again you wait because this insult will be used. I garden tee you that this is the best insult ever to be found please use it because I am
This is so funny! I am so going to use this on my friends when they're making fun of me again. I'll bet this will make them shut up.
I love this one totally using it on someone from my school, totally gonna shut them up!
It's so good I'm going to use it on all enemies that are kinda friends.
Looking at a friend of mine who always takes me for granted like a HUGE JERK and is a horrible unapologetic excuse of a human being (I would call him an animal but I don't want to insult them because I LOVE animals).
There's a bully at my school and lies all the time, so gonna use this on her
I will have to use this on all of the teachers in the last day of school.
I would love to use this on my enemy but I'm meant to be the "nice girl".
This one is great I like that it doesn't revolve around the target being the worst thing ever it's just a sharp point to someone that they aren't important.
This one is nice comeback lol
Lol this is hilarious
Writing this one down. comment if you are too!
Hey you so thick you have to look up hobo in the dictionary and can't even read it right
It's funny because it was true. I used to live under a tarp with my bicycle.
Well guess what? It was not me! A hobo is Kim Jong Un.
Yes! I did it on my friends there face turned red
Her reflection walked away. Gesh, learn some proper English and throw the "is" at the beginning while you.'re at it. This is so ghetto that everyone I know would just give me a blank stare if I used it.
I don't understand you mama jokes. I mean your not insulting the person your insulting their mum. Shouldn't it be 'you' or 'your' instead of 'yo mama'? - Unnamed Google User Remade
Your mama so ugly when she went to a haunted house she came out with a job application
You mama so fat when she fell down the stairs it sounded like the start of eastenders
Nice one! :P Always wanted to try this, just waiting for the chance to try it! I totally agree with this one though.
Hey, I can use this on my math teacher, I don't really know why she took her degree in math, she is dumber than my brother.
I love this joke it is so funny. This kid who lives behind me always insults me and I insult him back!
This one I used it on a rude person on roblox he then asked me what ten plus nine is its 19
That is a true burn. The one true burn. BURN! Be it Indian, Chinese or just leant on a soldering iron, it's a BUR!
Wow this is perfect. "Yo mama" jokes are cruel and unfunny. But this? This is comic GOLD!
What if the bloke you say it to says: 'You're good with the chicken's arse, I'm virgin by choice.'?
That is really funny I used it one this kid and he couldn't come back with anything
YAS LOVE IT! This one is more funny than insulting. Plus basing it off the song Call Me Maybe give this roast extra brownie points. Totally should use this on my friend and see how hard she laughs
Lol nice I used it on my principal and he actually laughed, I still got in trouble but it was funny.
I'm a girl myself, but I must give this insult credit.
Saying this to nearly every girl I know
So good! This is probably one of the only comebacks which would actually work when it's not inside your head - reality stinks
This joke is way better than the ther ones. I t's funny it makes sense and it doesn't sound like some three year old isn't trying to make fun of you...
That's awesome without being to insulting or hurtful to someones family or looks! I will use this today.
And the comeback for this one is "The same way you ignore the fact that you're a douche? "
This one was so bad that I laughed
Not a good one man
Me every day lol
I'm a skinny boi
Forget the ugly stick. You were born in a ugly forest. Chanel Marimuthu
That's insulting towards dogs!
This one is thick boi
Sick bruv toats usin that one
Used it already! Very good insult to use on people, love it you should use it to it messes people up a lot. Amazing!
Haha that's funny it would take a while for the person to catch on! Laugh out loud
That's from beauty and the beast
It's taking ME a while to catch on
If I were the window I would open up and put the poor child out of it's misery
That's hilarious. "Ma'am, I tried to get rid of... it, but the window threw it back." Mother: "Dang it."
Love it used it on my friend he was lost for words! Thanks man
Laugh out loud this is the funniest one I've seen in awhile!
Plus some moms are special needs and they can't. Offensive to all moms
Maybe because they're Velcro :L
I couldn't tie my shoes till I was 8. Just don't say that. :(
I didn't know how to tie my shoes until I was 11. :(
You're so ugly when you went to the mall you got kicked out for mooning when it was your face
Oh I get it you think you can put this one in list you so ugly you scare old people teeth out
I don't get it but I'm sure someone will find it funny...
I love Barney, he is the love of my life. I wish I can marry someone as hot as him.
Lol my brother always says I'm a waste of oxygen
I like this one
Yo momma so fat she needs Google earth to find her ass hole
This made me laugh but the others did not really
Dora annoys the crap out of me. Hope I'm not alone
Laugh out loud this is hilarious
He or she might only be confused because she is stupid enough to be your enemy. You are too good to waste your time on that person.
My enemy is going to be so confused when I tell her this
Very cruel. What if I tell my boyfriend this...
I personally made this up. It's spool funny
I hear this all the time no you didn't
Erm what the hell is this? I don't like the condom part but it is actually a good diss...
Awesome insult! I'mma be telling that to the next guy who pisses me off.
I want to roast a mean person at my school
I'm so gonna use this classy one
Oh my lord this is just... Brilliant...
That's not so great.
That is very poor laugh out loud
I'm gonna stick to the laffy taffy jokes
That is so poor a licious I can't wait to use it