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, that is a genius come-back! That is so SMART! Even I wouldn't have thought of that, though I am really bad at comebacks.
Great comeback used it so much at school
I'm using this one on The next person I see I hate
Well I got a joke that will kill you god made rivers god made lakes god made you hell everyone makes mistakes
Hey I have a new version,the hell part,change it to.god made hell espescially for uV 30 Comments
Another one is:Roses are red and violets are blue: I thought I was ugly until I met ya
Roses are red violets are blue I got five fingers the middle one's for you - PewDiePie
Why on earth are you here?! School doesn't allow litter.
This one is super funnyV 71 Comments
Don't work out so will
Ha ha laugh out loud
Laugh out loud so funny!
Did it on this dude he ran of cryingV 13 Comments
Laugh out loud great for my main enemy that lies A LOT
Used it on my bro he got peed off
I know you lie your lips are moving tell me do you think I'm dumb
LOLV 14 Comments
My ass smells like cherry coke on a sundernesday because of the time I drove my donkey to work on a twinkie plane... I just said mommy in the bath tub with batman
I started laughing my ass off when all I saw was dumbass. That's a word not a insult
Just classic use of insults since it always leaves your enemy slack dropped of and pissed off. I did this on my mates and they were owned
I got one (breaths in) with a voice like yours I wish I was deaf...V 9 Comments
Wow this is perfect. "Yo mama" jokes are cruel and unfunny. But this? This is comic GOLD!
That is a true burn. The one true burn. BURN! Be it Indian, Chinese or just leant on a soldering iron, it's a BUR! - PositronWildhawk
Laugh out loud this is hilarious!
I'm gonna fertilize that eggV 26 Comments
I'm so gonna use this classy one
I am cracking up with my friend ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Dude my brother is like this
Don't get itV 7 Comments
"your birth certifercet is an apology for the condom factory"
You so ugly that santa paid you to kill yourself
I don't get it but I'm sure someone will find it funny...
That is so that your dads condom failedV 17 Comments
I love this one totally using it on someone from my school, totally gonna shut them up!
This is so funny I and totally going to use this when my uncles disses me again you wait because this insult will be used. I garden tee you that this is the best insult ever to be found please use it because I am
This is so funny! I am so going to use this on my friends when they're making fun of me again. I'll bet this will make them shut up.
funny!V 10 Comments
I love this so much
Laugh out loud so funny
I usually hate yo mamma jokes but this one is decent - Leaftail
sickV 17 Comments
This joke is way better than the ther ones. I t's funny it makes sense and it doesn't sound like some three year old isn't trying to make fun of you...
So good! This is probably one of the only comebacks which would actually work when it's not inside your head - reality stinks
That's awesome without being to insulting or hurtful to someones family or looks! I will use this today.
I give this a clap. Perfect for ignoring people. Especially annoying friendsV 15 Comments
Laugh out loud funny as ever
I always use this when I met my girlfriend's mom
Lol couldn't stop laughing
SO DAM FUNNY - gase456V 1 Comment
So funny laugh out loud
You were so ugly when you were born that the doctor told your mom what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it
Love it used it on my friend he was lost for words! Thanks man
The moment I saw this I laughed my balls offV 11 Comments
Nice one! :P Always wanted to try this, just waiting for the chance to try it! I totally agree with this one though.
Laugh out loud I should say that to my worst enemy!
I love this joke it is so funny. This kid who lives behind me always insults me and I insult him back!
amazingV 17 Comments
Man, this is so offensive but it's also at the same time hilarious
Just thought of it
But they need the body parts!
Best combackV 6 Comments
Whoever said God isn't real if you were to insult me try to take a guess what finger I'd put up
Everybody makes mistakes even your mum when she forgot condoms
Oh dang!, this was hilarious.
ShameV 12 Comments
So hilarious I can use it on m enemies who have dates and break them upV 3 Comments
I'm gonna say this to my bro!
So funny it brought tears to my eyes
Damn funny! My favorite until now!
GET REKT - shawnmccaul22V 4 Comments
Used it already! Very good insult to use on people, love it you should use it to it messes people up a lot. Amazing!
Haha that's funny it would take a while for the person to catch on! Laugh out loud
THIS ONES ON A JAYJAYS T-SHIRT... ME BROTHER HAS IT...
its funny! plus.. Who whould say that?
That's from beauty and the beastV 2 Comments
Maybe because they're Velcro :L
I didn't know how to tie my shoes until I was 11. :(
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Top Remixes (10)
2. Your dad's condom is a bigger than your personality
3. You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving.
2. The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
3. We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
3. Ahhh!!! Run a bear, oh wait that's just your mom
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