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, that is a genius come-back! That is so SMART! Even I wouldn't have thought of that, though I am really bad at comebacks.
Great comeback used it so much at school
I'm using this one on The next person I see I hate
Well I got a joke that will kill you god made rivers god made lakes god made you hell everyone makes mistakes
I was moving the can you idiots! Not from my home, never. - AnimeDrawerV 32 Comments
Another one is:Roses are red and violets are blue: I thought I was ugly until I met ya
Roses are red violets are blue I got five fingers the middle one's for you - PewDiePie
Why on earth are you here?! School doesn't allow litter.
I was made pretty too, but man, you are so ugly. - AnimeDrawerV 73 Comments
Don't work out so will
Ha ha laugh out loud
Laugh out loud so funny!
Well guess what? It was not me! A hobo is Kim Jong Un. - AnimeDrawerV 14 Comments
Laugh out loud great for my main enemy that lies A LOT
Used it on my bro he got peed off
I know you lie your lips are moving tell me do you think I'm dumb
Well, I am talking, how are my lips not going to move? - AnimeDrawerV 15 Comments
My ass smells like cherry coke on a sundernesday because of the time I drove my donkey to work on a twinkie plane... I just said mommy in the bath tub with batman
I started laughing my ass off when all I saw was dumbass. That's a word not a insult
Just classic use of insults since it always leaves your enemy slack dropped of and pissed off. I did this on my mates and they were owned
I got one (breaths in) with a voice like yours I wish I was deaf...V 9 Comments
Wow this is perfect. "Yo mama" jokes are cruel and unfunny. But this? This is comic GOLD!
That is a true burn. The one true burn. BURN! Be it Indian, Chinese or just leant on a soldering iron, it's a BUR! - PositronWildhawk
Laugh out loud this is hilarious!
Can I have Kentucky Fried Chicken for dinner instead? - AnimeDrawerV 27 Comments
I'm so gonna use this classy one
I am cracking up with my friend ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh yeah, it must be very VERY BIG! But not bigger than my personality, I am the biggest PERSONALITY EVER! - AnimeDrawer
Don't get itV 8 Comments
"your birth certifercet is an apology for the condom factory"
You so ugly that santa paid you to kill yourself
I don't get it but I'm sure someone will find it funny...
I love Barney, he is the love of my life. I wish I can marry someone as hot as him. - AnimeDrawerV 18 Comments
I love this one totally using it on someone from my school, totally gonna shut them up!
This is so funny I and totally going to use this when my uncles disses me again you wait because this insult will be used. I garden tee you that this is the best insult ever to be found please use it because I am
This is so funny! I am so going to use this on my friends when they're making fun of me again. I'll bet this will make them shut up.
funny!V 10 Comments
I love this so much
Laugh out loud so funny
I usually hate yo mamma jokes but this one is decent - Leaftail
Not even the mirror can stand looking at my momma. - AnimeDrawerV 18 Comments
This joke is way better than the ther ones. I t's funny it makes sense and it doesn't sound like some three year old isn't trying to make fun of you...
So good! This is probably one of the only comebacks which would actually work when it's not inside your head - reality stinks
That's awesome without being to insulting or hurtful to someones family or looks! I will use this today.
I give this a clap. Perfect for ignoring people. Especially annoying friendsV 15 Comments
Laugh out loud funny as ever
I always use this when I met my girlfriend's mom
Well, my mom is a bear, that is why she weighs 1000 pounds. I am half human and half bear. - AnimeDrawer
Lol couldn't stop laughingV 2 Comments
So funny laugh out loud
You were so ugly when you were born that the doctor told your mom what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it
Love it used it on my friend he was lost for words! Thanks man
The moment I saw this I laughed my balls offV 11 Comments
Man, this is so offensive but it's also at the same time hilarious
Just thought of it
But they need the body parts!
Best combackV 6 Comments
Nice one! :P Always wanted to try this, just waiting for the chance to try it! I totally agree with this one though.
Laugh out loud I should say that to my worst enemy!
I love this joke it is so funny. This kid who lives behind me always insults me and I insult him back!
amazingV 17 Comments
Whoever said God isn't real if you were to insult me try to take a guess what finger I'd put up
Everybody makes mistakes even your mum when she forgot condoms
Oh dang!, this was hilarious.
ShameV 12 Comments
So hilarious I can use it on m enemies who have dates and break them upV 3 Comments
I'm gonna say this to my bro!
So funny it brought tears to my eyes
Damn funny! My favorite until now!
GET REKT - shawnmccaul22V 4 Comments
Used it already! Very good insult to use on people, love it you should use it to it messes people up a lot. Amazing!
Haha that's funny it would take a while for the person to catch on! Laugh out loud
THIS ONES ON A JAYJAYS T-SHIRT... ME BROTHER HAS IT...
its funny! plus.. Who whould say that?
That's from beauty and the beastV 2 Comments
Maybe because they're Velcro :L
I didn't know how to tie my shoes until I was 11. :(
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Top Remixes (10)
2. Your dad's condom is a bigger than your personality
3. You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving.
2. The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
3. We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
3. Ahhh!!! Run a bear, oh wait that's just your mom
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