Top 10 Funniest Insults
The Top Ten Funniest Insults
When I see you I think of a plastic bag, because it's disposable.
Hey my grandpa is poor and my daddy was once poor I just wanted ya to know that my grandma died of lack of health insurance then
, that is a genius come-back! That is so SMART! Even I wouldn't have thought of that, though I am really bad at comebacks.
Great comeback used it so much at school
Another one is:Roses are red and violets are blue: I thought I was ugly until I met ya
Roses are red violets are blue I got five fingers the middle one's for you - PewDiePie
Here is a good one for your teacher roses are red violets are blue they are few teachers just like you.
Roses are red violets are blue faces like your's belong in a zoo, don't worry I'll be there not in a cage but laughing at you.
Don't work out so will
Ha ha laugh out loud
Laugh out loud so funny!
It's funny because it was true. I used to live under a tarp with my bicycle.
Looking at a friend of mine who always takes me for granted like a HUGE JERK and is a horrible unapologetic excuse of a human being (I would call him an animal but I don't want to insult them because I LOVE animals).
Laugh out loud great for my main enemy that lies A LOT
I know you lie your lips are moving tell me do you think I'm dumb
Used it on my bro he got peed off
My ass smells like cherry coke on a sundernesday because of the time I drove my donkey to work on a twinkie plane... I just said mommy in the bath tub with batman
I started laughing my ass off when all I saw was dumbass. That's a word not a insult
Just classic use of insults since it always leaves your enemy slack dropped of and pissed off. I did this on my mates and they were owned
I got one (breaths in) with a voice like yours I wish I was deaf...
Wow this is perfect. "Yo mama" jokes are cruel and unfunny. But this? This is comic GOLD!
That is a true burn. The one true burn. BURN! Be it Indian, Chinese or just leant on a soldering iron, it's a BUR! - PositronWildhawk
Laugh out loud this is hilarious!
What if the bloke you say it to says: 'You're good with the chicken's arse, I'm virgin by choice.'?
I'm so gonna use this classy one
I am cracking up with my friend ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh yeah, it must be very VERY BIG! But not bigger than my personality, I am the biggest PERSONALITY EVER!
I want to roast a mean person at my school
"your birth certifercet is an apology for the condom factory"
You so ugly that santa paid you to kill yourself
I don't get it but I'm sure someone will find it funny...
I love Barney, he is the love of my life. I wish I can marry someone as hot as him.
I love this one totally using it on someone from my school, totally gonna shut them up!
This is so funny I and totally going to use this when my uncles disses me again you wait because this insult will be used. I garden tee you that this is the best insult ever to be found please use it because I am
This is so funny! I am so going to use this on my friends when they're making fun of me again. I'll bet this will make them shut up.
Dude this is actually so good. this is the best roast that I have see in a very long time. too good!
I don't understand you mama jokes. I mean your not insulting the person your insulting their mum. Shouldn't it be 'you' or 'your' instead of 'yo mama'? - Unnamed Google User Remade
I love this so much
Your mama so ugly when she went to a haunted house she came out with a job application
Laugh out loud so funny
Not a good one man
This one was so bad that I laughed - RedTheGremlin
Me every day lol
I'm a skinny boi - GleamingShadow
That's hilarious. "Ma'am, I tried to get rid of... it, but the window threw it back." Mother: "Dang it."
So funny laugh out loud
You were so ugly when you were born that the doctor told your mom what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it
Love it used it on my friend he was lost for words! Thanks man
This joke is way better than the ther ones. I t's funny it makes sense and it doesn't sound like some three year old isn't trying to make fun of you...
So good! This is probably one of the only comebacks which would actually work when it's not inside your head - reality stinks
That's awesome without being to insulting or hurtful to someones family or looks! I will use this today.
And the comeback for this one is "The same way you ignore the fact that you're a douche? "
Laugh out loud funny as ever
Well, my mom is a bear, that is why she weighs 1000 pounds. I am half human and half bear.
I always use this when I met my girlfriend's mom
Lol couldn't stop laughing
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made everyone beautiful, so WHO THE HECK MADE YOU!?"
God doesn't make mistakes. Don't reply that He's not real because I won't believe you. He is real and nothing can tell me otherwise. - RedTheGremlin
Whoever said God isn't real if you were to insult me try to take a guess what finger I'd put up
That is the most offensive insult I have ever heard.
This one is nice comeback lol
Lol this is hilarious
Writing this one down. comment if you are too!
YAS I'm using dis
Man, this is so offensive but it's also at the same time hilarious
Just thought of it
But they need the body parts!
! This is the best thing I have heard in a while! This is so offensive but so bloody hilarious!
Nice one! :P Always wanted to try this, just waiting for the chance to try it! I totally agree with this one though.
Laugh out loud I should say that to my worst enemy!
I love this joke it is so funny. This kid who lives behind me always insults me and I insult him back!
Hey, I can use this on my math teacher, I don't really know why she took her degree in math, she is dumber than my brother.
I love you man! This is the best come back of all time
So hilarious I can use it on m enemies who have dates and break them up
Worst date ever!
LoL I love this one I'm sooo gonna use it!
I'm gonna say this to my bro!
So funny it brought tears to my eyes
Damn funny! My favorite until now!
The best one here
Used it already! Very good insult to use on people, love it you should use it to it messes people up a lot. Amazing!
Haha that's funny it would take a while for the person to catch on! Laugh out loud
THIS ONES ON A JAYJAYS T-SHIRT... ME BROTHER HAS IT...
its funny! plus.. Who whould say that?
That's from beauty and the beast
Forget the ugly stick. You were born in a ugly forest. Chanel Marimuthu
That's insulting towards dogs!
This one is thick boi
Sick bruv toats usin that one
Maybe because they're Velcro :L
Plus some moms are special needs and they can't. Offensive to all moms
I didn't know how to tie my shoes until I was 11. :(
I'm 9 and can't tie my own shoes. Quite Sad :(
Lol nice I used it on my principal and he actually laughed, I still got in trouble but it was funny.
YAS LOVE IT! This one is more funny than insulting. Plus basing it off the song Call Me Maybe give this roast extra brownie points. Totally should use this on my friend and see how hard she laughs
Saying this to nearly every girl I know
I'm a girl myself, but I must give this insult credit.
Your face looked/looks like a butt I bet it smells very badly
Brother told that to me and we laughed together
I love this roast
Definitely gonna use it
Oh lol that's way too funny
Ohh! Major burn! I will have to try this. People always make fun of my pixie cut and the size of my nose so now i, ll always have a comeback!
You mom is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
I love nature but when I hate someone I wish it left
Ha ha hilarious some of these jokes are so funny
This made me laugh but the others did not really
Dora annoys the crap out of me. Hope I'm not alone
Nice one! I hate Dora!
Yo momma so fat she needs Google earth to find her ass hole
He or she might only be confused because she is stupid enough to be your enemy. You are too good to waste your time on that person.
Very cruel. What if I tell my boyfriend this...
My enemy is going to be so confused when I tell her this
English tricky language...
Its: Your so fat that the equator is 20000 time shorter OR 20000 times shorter, not both mate
Are you Australian? You said the word 'mate. ' It's fine if you R. I'm attracted to cute Australians. Forget British accents!
I don't get this
I peed my self of laughter
Lol my brother always says I'm a waste of oxygen
I like this one
Good one :D
Sounds extremely disturbing and awkward
Lol this is funny but if you actually said that to a cop man are you ever in trouble
Honestly, I don't find this very funny, I have been cleaning my finger nails with a giant knife and you know maybe somebody ran into it, maybe they didn't. People just need to be more careful. YeeeHaaaw
That's sick (as in DISGUSTING)
This insult is very good to use for my enemies, my former best friends and my exes. Ha!
I love this one
Ha Ha! SO FUNNY THIS IS A COMEDY MASTERPIECE!
Love it too
I hear this all the time no you didn't
I personally made this up. It's spool funny
I love this one. One time I got into a fight with someone on a field trip and I roasted him in front of like fifty people
This is true just ask my friend kyle he has the same situation as all of you reading
This is the funniest comeback of all time!
Please apply cold water to burns
That's not so great.
That is very poor laugh out loud
I'm gonna stick to the laffy taffy jokes
That is so poor a licious I can't wait to use it
This is why most women are taking custody of their own kids.
Really? I've heard popsicle jokes funnier
Really. not to be rude bit I've heard better comments than this
Can't you put an animal more disgusting on there? Like a cow
So funny I haven't read any funnyer jocks worlds funnyest person
Funny with a capital F!
Yo mama is so stupid that she cried over spilt milk- chanel Marimuthu
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save the milk, now that is funny
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store overnight and starved to death
He messed up the cereal
Kind of like "I miss you, but my aim is improving. " - usmc650736
I'm doing this to this girl that is always a b*tch to me and my friends she is really fat and ugly and tries to fit in but she can't because she takes up the whole hallway oo burn
You always have that one friend that secretly annoys you.
Good one! I'll use it on this really annoying kid.
Oh my lord this is just... Brilliant...
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
REEE - GleamingShadow
I am gonna use this on annoying person in my class
Oh lol brill
U mean meh? YAY
Telling that to my dictator teacher. Probably get suspended but what eves. My private school sucks anyway. GO PUBLIC SCHOOLS
I dare you to use this on your mother!
I would not have the balls to say that to my mom...
I would though
I have a rude and obnoxious Turkish boy in my class and he is rude.
Great. I used this as a 'comeback' at school when someone called me ugly.
Your family tree isn't a family tree it's a cactus because they're all pricks
I think of my bro at the zoo but I love him
Laughed the heck out of me it's so funny!
Too funny I was laughing so hard...
That is an sick burn!
That is just HALIRIAS
Laugh out loud! Fell off my chair!
I wonder if Chinese people had reacted to this...
This is pretty everyone's lol of the day!
I literally just dropped my apple chips all over the floor
I've heard funnier jokes like what is this a grain of salt? Come on. Be more original
How would you hold up your body your legs will brake
What about half an atom? :(
This is an insult, really.😐
I used this to be to girl in my class and everyone laughed