Top 10 Funniest Insults


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21 Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Ohh! Major burn! I will have to try this. People always make fun of my pixie cut and the size of my nose so now i, ll always have a comeback!

You mom is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

I love nature but when I hate someone I wish it left

Oh my gosh
Someone call the fire department because u just got burned!

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22 Your so fat that the equator is 20000m times shorter than your belt

English tricky language...

Its: Your so fat that the equator is 20000 time shorter OR 20000 times shorter, not both mate

Are you Australian? You said the word 'mate. ' It's fine if you R. I'm attracted to cute Australians. Forget British accents!

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23 I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

Very cruel. What if I tell my boyfriend this...

My enemy is going to be so confused when I tell her this

24 I think you need a licence to be that ugly

Brother told that to me and we laughed together

good one

Eish my friend kaylan naidoo died when I told him that Eminem why don't you come to South Africa at gauteng. At 2 November

25 It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails, with a hunting knife, and he ran into me, backwards, 17 times.

Lol this is funny but if you actually said that to a cop man are you ever in trouble

Sounds extremely disturbing and awkward

I don't understand what you mean.

That's sick (as in DISGUSTING)

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26 Your mums so fat not even Dora could explore her

This made me laugh but the others did not really

Dora annoys the crap out of me. Hope I'm not alone

Yo momma so fat she needs Google earth to find her ass hole

Laugh out loud this is hilarious

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27 Your birth certificate is an apology letter from a condom factory

I love this one


Love it too


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28 Yo mama so poor she had to get her clothes from a dumpster

That's not so great.

That is very poor laugh out loud

I'm gonna stick to the laffy taffy jokes

I'm sorry but I don't like this😖

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29 “My husband and I divorced over religious differences.”He thought he was GOD and I didn't.
30 Your so lazy that you ask someone to come to your house to change the tv channel

Really? I've heard popsicle jokes funnier

Really. not to be rude bit I've heard better comments than this

31 Your family tree is a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.

I love this one. One time I got into a fight with someone on a field trip and I roasted him in front of like fifty people

This is true just ask my friend kyle he has the same situation as all of you reading

This is the funniest comeback of all time!

Please apply cold water to burns

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32 Bunny kisser

Can't you put an animal more disgusting on there? Like a cow

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33 Yo mama so stupid she ate cereal with a knife

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save the milk, now that is funny

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store overnight and starved to death

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor

He messed up the cereal

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34 I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

Kind of like "I miss you, but my aim is improving. " - usmc650736

I'm doing this to this girl that is always a b*tch to me and my friends she is really fat and ugly and tries to fit in but she can't because she takes up the whole hallway oo burn

You always have that one friend that secretly annoys you.

Good one! I'll use it on this really annoying kid.

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35 Your so weak that you can't rip a piece of paper

Not a good one man

Me every day lol

36 Hey, I just met you, girl you look crazy, what's brand's your makeup, crayola, maybe?

Saying this to nearly every girl I know

Lol I'm a girl but that's funny

I'm a girl myself, but I must give this insult credit.

Amazing jokes lmao

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37 Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?

Telling that to my dictator teacher. Probably get suspended but what eves. My private school sucks anyway. GO PUBLIC SCHOOLS

I dare you to use this on your mother!

I would not have the balls to say that to my mom...

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38 I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

Your family tree isn't a family tree it's a cactus because they're all pricks

Great. I used this as a 'comeback' at school when someone called me ugly.

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39 People who are stupid, are one of you
40 Yo mama so dumb she got knocked down by a parked car

Laughed the heck out of me it's so funny!

Too funny I was laughing so hard...

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