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Ohh! Major burn! I will have to try this. People always make fun of my pixie cut and the size of my nose so now i, ll always have a comeback!
You mom is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
I love nature but when I hate someone I wish it left
Oh my gosh
Someone call the fire department because u just got burned!
English tricky language...
Its: Your so fat that the equator is 20000 time shorter OR 20000 times shorter, not both mate
Are you Australian? You said the word 'mate. ' It's fine if you R. I'm attracted to cute Australians. Forget British accents!V 2 Comments
Very cruel. What if I tell my boyfriend this...
My enemy is going to be so confused when I tell her this
Eish my friend kaylan naidoo died when I told him that Eminem why don't you come to South Africa at gauteng. At 2 NovemberV 1 Comment
Lol this is funny but if you actually said that to a cop man are you ever in trouble
Sounds extremely disturbing and awkward
I don't understand what you mean.
That's sick (as in DISGUSTING)V 1 Comment
This made me laugh but the others did not really
Dora annoys the crap out of me. Hope I'm not alone
Yo momma so fat she needs Google earth to find her ass hole
Laugh out loud this is hilariousV 2 Comments
I love this one
Ha Ha! SO FUNNY THIS IS A COMEDY MASTERPIECE!
Love it too
awesomeV 1 Comment
That's not so great.
That is very poor laugh out loud
I'm gonna stick to the laffy taffy jokes
I'm sorry but I don't like this😖V 2 Comments
Really? I've heard popsicle jokes funnier
Really. not to be rude bit I've heard better comments than this
I love this one. One time I got into a fight with someone on a field trip and I roasted him in front of like fifty people
This is true just ask my friend kyle he has the same situation as all of you reading
This is the funniest comeback of all time!
Please apply cold water to burnsV 3 Comments
Can't you put an animal more disgusting on there? Like a cowV 1 Comment
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save the milk, now that is funny
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store overnight and starved to death
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor
He messed up the cerealV 3 Comments
Kind of like "I miss you, but my aim is improving. " - usmc650736
I'm doing this to this girl that is always a b*tch to me and my friends she is really fat and ugly and tries to fit in but she can't because she takes up the whole hallway oo burn
You always have that one friend that secretly annoys you.
Good one! I'll use it on this really annoying kid.V 1 Comment
Saying this to nearly every girl I know
Lol I'm a girl but that's funny
I'm a girl myself, but I must give this insult credit.
Amazing jokes lmaoV 10 Comments
Telling that to my dictator teacher. Probably get suspended but what eves. My private school sucks anyway. GO PUBLIC SCHOOLS
I dare you to use this on your mother!
I would not have the balls to say that to my mom...V 3 Comments
Your family tree isn't a family tree it's a cactus because they're all pricks
Great. I used this as a 'comeback' at school when someone called me ugly.V 1 Comment
Laughed the heck out of me it's so funny!
Too funny I was laughing so hard...V 2 Comments
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Top Remixes (10)
2. Your dad's condom is a bigger than your personality
3. You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving.
2. The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
3. We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
3. Ahhh!!! Run a bear, oh wait that's just your mom
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