Top 10 Funniest Insults


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61 OMG there's something hideous and disgusting on your shoulders! Oh, sorry, it's your head.

I heard one that says: what's that thing on your neck that looks like meatloaf? Like that one better.

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62 From the moment I laid my eyes on you I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you

Laugh out loud made me fall off my chair

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63 You're so fake even China rejected you

He's right makes no sense

Zat does not make sense. 'Cause China makes a lot of real stuff. Like toys.

Bit racist?


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64 You are living proof that humans can live without brains

So testing this out on enemies, already making a list of people to burn in FLAMES!

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65 Your momma is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn V 4 Comments
66 Did you hurt yourself when you fell out of heaven? It looks like you fell on your face.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

No. My boyfriend caught me

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67 Yo mama has more chins than the Chinese phone book. V 2 Comments
68 You have such a horrendous face I think Jesus kicked you out of heaven V 1 Comment
69 If I were to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level.

So brilliant

I LOL so much I was kicked out of the public libary



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70 How are thou? Thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil?

Thy chip-oil is fine. Thank the for shall ask.

Thou est frying ones chips exquisitely

71 You're so fat that when you sat on Walmart you lowered the prices

Wish Wal-Mart would lower prices

Awesome. Thanks. Be right back, I'm going to Walmart!

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72 When you were born, the doctors said oh it's treasure... your mum said to bury it

Oh ha bit mean

73 I would love to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.

Probably the best comeback I've ever heard.

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74 You mama so hairy she went to the prom with big foot.

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

At least brought a smile to my face

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75 If I was as ugly as you I wouldn't say hi to folk, I'd say boo

Is this Halloween or what

That's kinda dumb

76 You're so ugly when you got out the taxi, the taxi driver got a fine for littering

Laugh out loud these are so funny

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77 if assholes could fly this place would be an airport V 1 Comment
78 When your mother gave birth to you the doctors went on strike
79 Your grandma is like a library, she's open to the public

Wow this is a cool joke. I just this on my bully thanks

Most funniest insult about some one in your family

80 You are so fat that you make a hippo look skinny

I make a new born hippo look skinny...LOL

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