10 Funniest Jokes for Younger Children

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The Top Ten

1 A prisoner, after many years, is finally released he runs around yelling, ''I'm free! I'm free!'' a little girl walks up to him and says, ''so what, I'm 4 and you stinky man!
2 Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
3 A man arrived on Friday in a small town. He stayed for two days and left on Friday how is this possible? His horse's name is Friday!
4 What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!

I get it! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

5 Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He wanted to go high school!
6 What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet of course!
7 Where do pencils go for vacation? Pencil-vania!
8 Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!
9 How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it
10 Why flowers talk the most? Tulips, of course 'cause they have two lips!

A classic! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

The Contenders

11 Knock Knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Crybaby!
12 Why's there only 8 numbers instead of 9? 7 8 9
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1. A prisoner, after many years, is finally released he runs around yelling, ''I'm free! I'm free!'' a little girl walks up to him and says, ''so what, I'm 4 and you stinky man!
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
3. A man arrived on Friday in a small town. He stayed for two days and left on Friday how is this possible? His horse's name is Friday!
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