Top Ten Funniest Jokes In the Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
They have been waiting for 900 years
Hopefully it's not on earth
That's a hilariously stupid name
Come on who wouldn't laugh
He is one depressed robot
I don't get it. I'm sure that's what the dolphin's message was. Also, the song in the beginning of the hit-and-miss film was pretty catchy yet funny of seeing the dolphins can fly to space.
I still and crying with laughter
"The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing.' 'But,' says Man, 'the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.' 'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. 'Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white, and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing."