Top Ten Funniest Jokes

The Top Ten
1 It's garbage day? Awe they made a special day just for you!

That was good

I'm so using that

2 Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen

It's better than all the other jokes.

3 Whats brown and sticky? A stick!
4 Why was the cat scared of the tree? Because it barks
5 Why are ghosts bad to have at a sports event? Because they boo!
6 Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop!

That has made me laugh so much!

7 A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Alright I would never add this I would never even think about this but this is hilarious

8 What is a witch with an itch? Without a "W"

At frst I didn't get it but know I do, It is hard foe me to say this because I'm a positive person but it's weird

9 Where do cows go on dates? To the moo-vies

So lame I love it

Eh kinda good

10 What did the moon say to the young couple? Hey you two should kiss!
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11 The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

That is so funny. I'm going to use that

12 What is big and yellow, comes in the morning to brighten mom's day?....the school bus!
13 Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts!
14 Broccoli: Hey! I look like a tree! Mushroom: Wow! I look just like an umbrella! Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?
15 What's green and has wheels? GRASS! I lied about the wheels...

Great joke I love it but you should change it I really thought grass had wheels...

16 If a clown farts, does it smell funny?
17 Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
18 What do you call a game console you just broke up with? An X-Box!
19 What do you call a fish with no eyes?...... Blind
20 Why do don't give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go

When I read this one, I told this to every single person I ran into laughing.

21 Why did the racist chicken cross the road? That wasn't a road. That was the border!
22 Yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
23 I dated this disabled chick and when she broke up with me she took my dog. I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
24 Why can't dinosaurs clap? Cuz they're DEAD!
25 How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast you idiot(s).
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