It's garbage day? Awe they made a special day just for you!
LOL my classmates died laughing
It's so funny I soiled myself
That was good
I'm so using that
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen
It's better than all the other jokes.
Ha! In yo face sucka
You get in a wreck.
Whats brown and sticky? A stick!
I thought something else
I hear it every time
I love this joke people always don't get the question at first but when I say the answer they laugh at themselves for thinking that it was something else
Why was the cat scared of the tree? Because it barks
Its brown it barks so funny!
Get it tree bark?
This joke is oak
Ha Ha so funny
Why are ghosts bad to have at a sports event? Because they boo!
I love this joke!
its saying that ghosts don"t cheer, they "BOO! "
Wow so good boo
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop!
That has made me laugh so much!
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Alright I would never add this I would never even think about this but this is hilarious
Lol ok that's awesome, I mean a man needs to now right?
This is the best joke I have ever heard
I laughed out loud for this one
What is a witch with an itch? Without a "W"
At frst I didn't get it but know I do, It is hard foe me to say this because I'm a positive person but it's weird
witches are good when there sand witches. but without the sand! :)
Where do cows go on dates? To the moo-vies
So lame I love it
Eh kinda good
WOW SO GOOD
What did the moon say to the young couple? Hey you two should kiss!
Umm...I’m sorry to say it but...it’s kinda weird :/
That’s from ASDF movies
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
No fair he gets to bring a pet to school I wanna bring a pet to school.ps he is a little tiny cry baby ooh get burnt
Those parents doe
That is so funny. I’m going to use that
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts!
That sounds like a good and bad joke
I said this joke for J day at my school. 😆 lol
What is big and yellow, comes in the morning to brighten mom's day?....the school bus!
Broccoli: Hey! I look like a tree! Mushroom: Wow! I look just like an umbrella! Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?
Should've been a sausage
That was funnyy
If a clown farts, does it smell funny?
Laugh out loud that is fuuunnnyy
What's green and has wheels? GRASS! I lied about the wheels...
Great joke I love it but you should change it I really thought grass had wheels...
Unreliable narrator makes it unique
Hahaahahaa wait, I thought grass had wheels
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
My printer is not that big
Why did the racist chicken cross the road? That wasn't a road. That was the border!
What do you call a game console you just broke up with? An X-Box!
#gamer for life
What do you call a fish with no eyes?...... Blind
Why do don't give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go
My mum laughed at this funny kid joke when I told her
Uhhh oh I get it, its funny
I dated this disabled chick and when she broke up with me she took my dog. I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
I cried so much it's amazing
Sick, but funny as hell
Yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast you idiot(s).
What do you call a bicycle that is in the corner? Two-tired