Top Ten Funniest Jokes


The Top Ten

1 It's garbage day? Awe they made a special day just for you!

Super rude hate it

LOL my classmates died laughing

All the jokes on this list are cringy 9yo crap jokes

That was just plain old mean

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2 Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen

Ha! In yo face sucka

It's better than all the other jokes.



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3 Whats brown and sticky? A stick!

I thought something else

its bad

I hate this joke

I hear it every time

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4 Why was the cat scared of the tree? Because it barks

Its brown it barks so funny!

This joke is oak

Get it tree bark? - sweetmadi11

5 Why are ghosts bad to have at a sports event? Because they boo!

I love this joke!
its saying that ghosts don"t cheer, they "BOO! "

I hate it

Don't get it

6 A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Crack up



Fracking funny

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7 Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop!


That has made me laugh so much!

It’s is #not funny

8 What is a witch with an itch? Without a "W"

At frst I didn't get it but know I do, It is hard foe me to say this because I'm a positive person but it's weird


Really dumb

9 Where do cows go on dates? To the moo-vies


wow... - Spicygarlic

Eh kinda good

So lame I love it

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10 What did the moon say to the young couple? Hey you two should kiss!

That’s from ASDF movies

Umm...I’m sorry to say it’s kinda weird :/

The Newcomers

? Yo mama so old she though KFC was a basketball team!

That's funny

The Contenders

11 The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. - MattAffterburner

Those parents doe

That’s good

12 What is big and yellow, comes in the morning to brighten mom's day?....the school bus!


so funny

13 Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts!

That sounds like a good and bad joke

I said this joke for J day at my school. 😆 lol

14 Broccoli: Hey! I look like a tree! Mushroom: Wow! I look just like an umbrella! Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?

Should've been a sausage

HAHA! - MattAffterburner


15 If a clown farts, does it smell funny?

Very funny LOL!

16 What's green and has wheels? GRASS! I lied about the wheels...

Unreliable narrator makes it unique

Great joke I love it but you should change it I really thought grass had wheels...

Hahaahahaa wait, I thought grass had wheels

Game Grumps - EliHbk

17 Why did the racist chicken cross the road? That wasn't a road. That was the border!


18 Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing

My printer is not that big

19 Why do don't give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go

what the

Uhhh oh I get it, its funny

20 Yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
21 What do you call a game console you just broke up with? An X-Box!
22 What do you call a fish with no eyes?...... Blind
23 How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast you idiot(s).
24 What do you call a bicycle that is in the corner? Two-tired

It is lame


25 I dated this disabled chick and when she broke up with me she took my dog. I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

I cried so much it's amazing

Sick, but funny as hell

26 Yo mama's head is so big she has a fivehead instead of a forehead.
27 What state is the best state to drink soda? MINISODA
28 What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take a while to get hard cause I just got laid

Very funny but very smart

29 Husband brings child all the way from kindergarten today. “He’s been crying the whole way back. Is he sick or something?” Husband asks Wife. “No,” says Wife. “He’s just trying to tell you he’s not our Frankie.”

My dad has forgotten my little sister a couple times. So relatable. - MattAffterburner

This is so funny! Laugh out loud!

30 At a disco. He: Wow! What a cute girl like you doing in the corner for? She: I had to fart.

aka ME

31 There's only two things wrong when you play,... Your hands
32 How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
33 Why didn’t the toilet roll cross the road?? Cuz it got stuck in the crack!

No the ass crack was too big


34 Why can't dinosaurs clap? Cuz they're DEAD!

Very funny

35 Yo mama so broke when I asked her where’s the bathroom she said 10 bottles to the left.
36 What’s the place in the world with the most facts? The Fact-ory.
37 Why did the chicken cross the road? To die.

That's horrible and funny

38 Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was a fungi!
39 Why don't I laugh at jokes? Because I don't get them
40 The doctor: you only have ten The patient: ten weeks years?? Doctor: nine
41 What key can't fit in a door. A monkey

It's so funny I'm going to die

42 How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks!
43 Why are Canadians so smart? They always get "ay's!"
44 What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A paraplegian in a house fire
45 What is the difference between Auuuuuugh! Boom and boom Auggggh!....................falling from the first floor and falling from the tenth floor
46 MAC is very annoying. Not the computer by Apple, the team.
47 What kind of cigarettes do cats smoke? Fortuna
48 Why didn’t the toilet roll cross the road?? Because it’s got stuck in the crack
49 Yo mama so UGLY,J ason had to give her his mask!
50 How do you hurt a bloke with words? Hit him in the head with a dictionary
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1. It's garbage day? Awe they made a special day just for you!
2. Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen
3. Whats brown and sticky? A stick!


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