Top Ten Funniest Jokes

The Top Ten

It's garbage day? Awe they made a special day just for you!

Not funny worst joke ever I have heard

That was good

LOL my classmates died laughing

It's so funny I soiled myself

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen

It's better than all the other jokes.

Ha! In yo face sucka

You get in a wreck.

LOL. IN YO FACE STICKY JOE!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick!

I hear it every time

I love this joke people always don't get the question at first  but when I say the answer they laugh at themselves for thinking that it was something else

I told that joke to my sister and she laughed out loud after realizing it!

I hate this joke

I thought something else

Why was the cat scared of the tree? Because it barks

Its brown it barks so funny!

Get it tree bark?

This joke is oak

Good humor

Why are ghosts bad to have at a sports event? Because they boo!

Wow so good boo

Don't get it

I hate it

I love this joke!
its saying that ghosts don"t cheer, they "BOO! "

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop!

That has made me laugh so much!

BEST JOKE I EVER HEARD!

It’s is #not funny

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

I laughed out loud for this one

Alright I would never add this I would never even think about this but this is hilarious

This is the best joke I have ever heard

I didn't make this joke who added it?!

What is a witch with an itch? Without a "W"

Really dumb

At frst I didn't get it but know I do, It is hard foe me to say this because I'm a positive person but it's weird

Same

Ha! love it

Where do cows go on dates? To the moo-vies

So lame I love it

Eh kinda good

(Face-Palm)

wow...

What did the moon say to the young couple? Hey you two should kiss!

So dumb

That’s from ASDF movies

Umm...I’m sorry to say it but...it’s kinda weird :/

The Contenders

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

No fair he gets to bring a pet to school I wanna bring a pet to school.ps he is a little tiny cry baby ooh get burnt

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

Those parents doe

That is so funny. I’m going to use that

What is big and yellow, comes in the morning to brighten mom's day?....the school bus!

so funny

HaHa

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts!

That sounds like a good and bad joke

I said this joke for J day at my school. 😆 lol

If a clown farts, does it smell funny?

Laugh out loud that is fuuunnnyy

Very funny LOL!

What's green and has wheels? GRASS! I lied about the wheels...

Great joke I love it but you should change it I really thought grass had wheels...

Unreliable narrator makes it unique

Hahaahahaa wait, I thought grass had wheels

Game Grumps

Broccoli: Hey! I look like a tree! Mushroom: Wow! I look just like an umbrella! Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?

Should've been a sausage

HAHA!

Great

That was funnyy

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing

My printer is not that big

Oh, Jeez!

Why did the racist chicken cross the road? That wasn't a road. That was the border!

It's THE ONLY ONE I UNDERSTAND LOL

What do you call a fish with no eyes?...... Blind

That is not funny I am true/good friends with blind friends it makes/made me and my blind friends very angry

Why do don't give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go

My mum laughed at this funny kid joke when I told her

Uhhh oh I get it, its funny

what the

I dated this disabled chick and when she broke up with me she took my dog. I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

I cried so much it's amazing

Sick, but funny as hell

What do you call a game console you just broke up with? An X-Box!

#gamer for life

Yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast you idiot(s).
What do you call a bicycle that is in the corner? Two-tired

It is lame

Lol

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