Top Ten Funniest Jokes


The Top Ten

1 It's garbage day? Awe they made a special day just for you!

This is more like a way to insult someone and be funny at the same time. - birdechosplash

2 Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen


3 Whats brown and sticky? A stick!

I love this joke people always don't get the question at first  but when I say the answer they laugh at themselves for thinking that it was something else - sweetmadi11


4 Why was the cat scared of the tree? Because it barks

Get it tree bark? - sweetmadi11

5 Why are ghosts bad to have at a sports event? Because they boo!
6 A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Alright I would never add this I would never even think about this but this is hilarious - OneWayStreet

I laughed out loud for this one - benisforawesome

I didn't make this joke who added it?! - sweetmadi11


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7 Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop!
8 What is a witch with an itch? Without a "W"

Really dumb

9 Where do cows go on dates? To the moo-vies

So lame I love it


10 What did the moon say to the young couple? Hey you two should kiss!

The Contenders

11 The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

Those parents doe

12 What's green and has wheels? GRASS! I lied about the wheels...

Game Grumps - EliHbk

13 Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing

My printer is not that big

14 Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts!
15 Why did the racist chicken cross the road? That wasn't a road. That was the border!
16 What do you call a fish with no eyes?...... Blind
17 What do you call a game console you just broke up with? An X-Box!
18 What is big and yellow, comes in the morning to brighten mom's day?....the school bus!
19 Why are Canadians so smart? They always get "ay's!"
20 How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast you idiot(s).
21 Yo mama's head is so big she has a fivehead instead of a forehead.
22 What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A paraplegian in a house fire
23 Husband brings child all the way from kindergarten today. “He’s been crying the whole way back. Is he sick or something?” Husband asks Wife. “No,” says Wife. “He’s just trying to tell you he’s not our Frankie.”

This is so funny! Laugh out loud!

24 At a disco. He: Wow! What a cute girl like you doing in the corner for? She: I had to fart.
25 Broccoli: Hey! I look like a tree! Mushroom: Wow! I look just like an umbrella! Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?
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1. It's garbage day? Awe they made a special day just for you!
2. Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen
3. Whats brown and sticky? A stick!


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