Top Ten Funniest Jokes


The Top Ten

1 It's garbage day? Awe they made a special day just for you!

That was just plain old mean


Love it!

That was good

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2 Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen

It's better than all the other jokes.

Ha! In yo face sucka



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3 Whats brown and sticky? A stick!

I hate this joke

I hear it every time

I love this joke people always don't get the question at first  but when I say the answer they laugh at themselves for thinking that it was something else - sweetmadi11

I told that joke to my sister and she laughed out loud after realizing it! - SachiyoHasegawa


4 Why was the cat scared of the tree? Because it barks

This joke is oak

Get it tree bark? - sweetmadi11

5 Why are ghosts bad to have at a sports event? Because they boo!

I hate it

Don't get it

6 A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Fracking funny

so funny

I laughed out loud for this one - benisforawesome

Alright I would never add this I would never even think about this but this is hilarious - OneWayStreet

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7 Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop!

That has made me laugh so much!

It’s is #not funny

8 What is a witch with an itch? Without a "W"

At frst I didn't get it but know I do, It is hard foe me to say this because I'm a positive person but it's weird


Really dumb

9 Where do cows go on dates? To the moo-vies

wow... - Spicygarlic

Eh kinda good

So lame I love it


10 What did the moon say to the young couple? Hey you two should kiss!

That’s from ASDF movies

Umm...I’m sorry to say it’s kinda weird :/

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11 The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

Those parents doe

That’s good

12 What is big and yellow, comes in the morning to brighten mom's day?....the school bus!



so funny

13 What's green and has wheels? GRASS! I lied about the wheels...

Unreliable narrator makes it unique

Great joke I love it but you should change it I really thought grass had wheels...

Hahaahahaa wait, I thought grass had wheels

Game Grumps - EliHbk

14 Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts!


15 Broccoli: Hey! I look like a tree! Mushroom: Wow! I look just like an umbrella! Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?


16 Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing

My printer is not that big

17 Why did the racist chicken cross the road? That wasn't a road. That was the border!


18 How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast you idiot(s).
19 If a clown farts, does it smell funny?
20 What do you call a fish with no eyes?...... Blind
21 Yo mama's head is so big she has a fivehead instead of a forehead.
22 What do you call a bicycle that is in the corner? Two-tired

It is lame


23 Why do don't give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go

Uhhh oh I get it, its funny

24 Yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
25 What do you call a game console you just broke up with? An X-Box!
26 How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
27 Husband brings child all the way from kindergarten today. “He’s been crying the whole way back. Is he sick or something?” Husband asks Wife. “No,” says Wife. “He’s just trying to tell you he’s not our Frankie.”

This is so funny! Laugh out loud!

28 At a disco. He: Wow! What a cute girl like you doing in the corner for? She: I had to fart.
29 What state is the best state to drink soda? MINISODA
30 Yo mama so broke when I asked her where’s the bathroom she said 10 bottles to the left.
31 What’s the place in the world with the most facts? The Fact-ory.
32 Why did the chicken cross the road? To die.

That's horrible and funny

33 Why don't I laugh at jokes? Because I don't get them
34 Why didn’t the toilet roll cross the road?? Cuz it got stuck in the crack!


35 The doctor: you only have ten The patient: ten weeks years?? Doctor: nine
36 Why are Canadians so smart? They always get "ay's!"
37 What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A paraplegian in a house fire
38 There's only two things wrong when you play,... Your hands
39 What is the difference between Auuuuuugh! Boom and boom Auggggh!....................falling from the first floor and falling from the tenth floor
40 MAC is very annoying. Not the computer by Apple, the team.
41 Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was a fungi!
42 What kind of cigarettes do cats smoke? Fortuna
43 Why didn’t the toilet roll cross the road?? Because it’s got stuck in the crack
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1. It's garbage day? Awe they made a special day just for you!
2. Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen
3. Whats brown and sticky? A stick!


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