Top Ten Funniest Jokes

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The Top Ten

1 It's garbage day? Awe they made a special day just for you!

love it

2 Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen

LOL. IN YO FACE STICKY JOE! - SkylandersFan

funny

3 Whats brown and sticky? A stick!

I love this joke people always don't get the question at first  but when I say the answer they laugh at themselves for thinking that it was something else - sweetmadi11

I told that joke to my sister and she laughed out loud after realizing it! - SachiyoHasegawa

I hear it every time

Yeah

4 Why was the cat scared of the tree? Because it barks

Get it tree bark? - sweetmadi11

5 Why are ghosts bad to have at a sports event? Because they boo!
6 A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Alright I would never add this I would never even think about this but this is hilarious - OneWayStreet

I laughed out loud for this one - benisforawesome

I didn't make this joke who added it?! - sweetmadi11

Lol

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7 Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop!
8 What is a witch with an itch? Without a "W"

At frst I didn't get it but know I do, It is hard foe me to say this because I'm a positive person but it's weird

Really dumb

Same

9 Where do cows go on dates? To the moo-vies

So lame I love it

Eh kinda good

(Face-Palm)

wow... - Spicygarlic

10 What did the moon say to the young couple? Hey you two should kiss!

The Newcomers

? Yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
? Yo mama so broke when I asked her where’s the bathroom she said 10 bottles to the left.

The Contenders

11 The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

Those parents doe

12 What's green and has wheels? GRASS! I lied about the wheels...

Great joke I love it but you should change it I really thought grass had wheels...

Unreliable narrator makes it unique

Hahaahahaa wait, I thought grass had wheels

Game Grumps - EliHbk

13 Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts!

Lol

14 What is big and yellow, comes in the morning to brighten mom's day?....the school bus!
15 Broccoli: Hey! I look like a tree! Mushroom: Wow! I look just like an umbrella! Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?
16 Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing

My printer is not that big

17 Why did the racist chicken cross the road? That wasn't a road. That was the border!
18 What do you call a bicycle that is in the corner? Two-tired

It is lame

Lol

19 What do you call a fish with no eyes?...... Blind
20 How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast you idiot(s).
21 Husband brings child all the way from kindergarten today. “He’s been crying the whole way back. Is he sick or something?” Husband asks Wife. “No,” says Wife. “He’s just trying to tell you he’s not our Frankie.”

This is so funny! Laugh out loud!

22 At a disco. He: Wow! What a cute girl like you doing in the corner for? She: I had to fart.
23 Why do don't give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go

Uhhh oh I get it, its funny

24 What do you call a game console you just broke up with? An X-Box!
25 Why are Canadians so smart? They always get "ay's!"
26 Yo mama's head is so big she has a fivehead instead of a forehead.
27 What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A paraplegian in a house fire
28 There's only two things wrong when you play,... Your hands
29 What state is the best state to drink soda? MINISODA
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