Funniest Kit Names that Don't Exist from Warrior Cats


The Top Ten

1 Youkit

I imagine his warrior name being Youtube. - IcetailofWishClan

He sounds stuck up. Or he would get in trouble to much.

Definitely icetail

2 Trollkit

Warrior name could be Trollface. - IcetailofWishClan

3 Meowkit

Does he meow a lot? - IcetailofWishClan

Meow meow meow meow meow shut up meowkit

I guess he meows 24/7

Meowkit: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Mom: Shut up Meowkit you are waking up RiverClan
Meowkit: Mommy, is this RiverClan?
Mom: Yes, in a 1000 eternities were in ThunderClan you idiot
Meowkit: Ok, they wuv my voice. Hello world, I'm the new Chris Martin!
Mom: No offense honey, but you voice really-I mean kinda sucks

24 years later,

4 Facekit

Facekit, Facepaw, Facebook, FaceSTAR. - IcetailofWishClan

I just think it sounds funny if you say it a couple times. P.S. Please vote for Starkit. My name is chloe but my warrior name is Spottedfern (not trying to steal it but I love it! )

5 Nufkit
6 Kitkit

I always imagined if this would happen. Or if the name was Pawkit, then grew up to be Pawpaw - SeeU

ClanClan member, I suppose... - IcetailofWishClan


:O I bet the other leaders are TOTALLY intimidated by KitSTAR., Kitwhisker? Kitface?
Oooh, Kitheart...!

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7 Toolkit

Did he bring a tool back? I don't know... - IcetailofWishClan

Warrior name could be Toolbox. Or... Toolshed. Toolset. Toolbar.

8 Starkit

Starkit's Prophecy - ClovertheAverageCat

Starkit's Quest

I said this name because if she became leader her name would be starstar

Kit- starkit
Apprentice- starpaw
Warrior- starfur

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9 Chasekit

Does he chase things? I imagine so. - IcetailofWishClan

10 Snortkit

I wonder if he snorts... - IcetailofWishClan

The Contenders

11 Wafflekit

Is he a waffle fan? Gee, I wonder why... - IcetailofWishClan

"Let all cats old enough to catch there own prey gather beneath the hightree for a clan meeting! " Yowled pancake star. Wafflekit was made an apprentice. (A few moons later)
"Wafflepaw from this moment on you will be known as waffle eater. Star clan loves your love of waffles."lol

''Let all cats old enough to butter bread gather beneath the toaster for a waffley-Clan meeting! '' Pancakestar said. ''Wafflepaw, you will be known as Wafflewaffle, cause all you do is wafffle.''

12 ShimmeryHappinesskit

This is brilliant!


Welcome to another shimmery night clan meeting to anouse that shimmery happiness kit his about to be maimed apprentice few moons later today we are gathered here today for shimmeryhappinesspaws cermony from this day forward you will be known as shimmeryhappinessfur

A bright pink glittery cat with disco ball eyes.
XDDD this is great~ Russetstorm of the Dark Forest

13 Kittypetkit

Wow, just wow, kittypetkit would of had to have come to the clan as a kit and leafstar did this " I'm going to be a jerk and call you kittypetkit, hopefully you'll fit in the clan".

Kittypetstar would be the funniest thing. Tribe name? Kittypet That Eats And Sleeps.

Kittypet star
Of LazyClan
LazyClan, clan of cats that sleep and eat.

14 Buttkit

Buttkit! Buttkit! Where are you my Buttkit? Just take out he lit and you'll die form laughing.

I lurvv u buttkit

Where are you my buttkit? here buttkitty kitty kitty

15 Derpkit

Yes my favorite characteristic is derpyness

BEST NAME ever! Derpkit, Derp-paw, DERPFACE!

16 Poopykit

Is he brown? Was he born in his mom's poop? I wonder how it felt...but it must have been gross...EWWW YUCK!

Poopystar...he must be a bad leader

Poopystar isn't a bad leader, he just likes pooing. See the story where he grows up in ToiletClan in the 'Top Ten Funniest Made Up Warrior Names'.

Poopykit: "Mama where do kits come from? "
Some random mother who just happens to be his: "Well, most kits come out of butts, clean and nice. Problem was, with YOU, you came out as a turd. I soon realized you wee not a kit, but a part of a wonderful thing, called Diahrea. You're in the shape of a kit so we called you Poopykit.
wish I hadnt eaten that berry the med gave to me..." - GoldenfrostOfShiningClan

17 DabbingKit

Just wow. BRUH THIS SUCKS ( no offense to the person that posted this) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

18 Warrior Names

I have no idea :P


Crappyest name I've herd. and for a kit?!? give me one reson why this fits a kit.

Examples for those who don't understand:

19 SwagKit

It's ya boi SWAGKIT

Swag kit SO GOOD

20 Prokit
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