Funniest Kit Names that Don't Exist from Warrior Cats


The Top Ten

1 Youkit

I imagine his warrior name being Youtube. - IcetailofWishClan

He sounds stuck up. Or he would get in trouble to much.

Definitely icetail

Youkit, Youpaw, Youtube
A tom with the youtube symbol all over his pelt. Has eyes that show any video when you type into the bar below his paws - Aquastar_of_DewClan

2 Trollkit

Warrior name could be Trollface. - IcetailofWishClan

3 Meowkit

Does he meow a lot? - IcetailofWishClan

I think meowkit would meow meow meow 24/7 and annoy all 4 clans no joke

Meow meow meow meow meow shut up meowkit

I guess he meows 24/7

Meowkit: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Mom: Shut up Meowkit you are waking up RiverClan
Meowkit: Mommy, is this RiverClan?
Mom: Yes, in a 1000 eternities were in ThunderClan you idiot
Meowkit: Ok, they wuv my voice. Hello world, I'm the new Chris Martin!
Mom: No offense honey, but you voice really-I mean kinda sucks

24 years later,

4 Nufkit

Enough of it(enough of it) nufofit =warrior name

5 Facekit

His warrior name must be Facebook lol - Feathermist

Facekit, Facepaw, Facebook, FaceSTAR. - IcetailofWishClan

I just think it sounds funny if you say it a couple times. P.S. Please vote for Starkit. My name is chloe but my warrior name is Spottedfern (not trying to steal it but I love it! )

Wow, I feel so bad for this kit.. but it's so hard to not laugh at! :D

6 Kitkit

I always imagined if this would happen. Or if the name was Pawkit, then grew up to be Pawpaw - SeeU

ClanClan member, I suppose... - IcetailofWishClan


I tried using Kitheart in my fanfic...

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7 Toolkit

Did he bring a tool back? I don't know... - IcetailofWishClan

Warrior name could be Toolbox. Or... Toolshed. Toolset. Toolbar.

8 Starkit

Starkit's Prophecy - ClovertheAverageCat

Starkit's Quest

I said this name because if she became leader her name would be starstar

Bet she also belongs to ClanClan - pApAsHiNy

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9 Chasekit

Does he chase things? I imagine so. - IcetailofWishClan

10 Snortkit

I wonder if he snorts... - IcetailofWishClan

The Contenders

11 Wafflekit

Is he a waffle fan? Gee, I wonder why... - IcetailofWishClan

"Let all cats old enough to catch there own prey gather beneath the hightree for a clan meeting! " Yowled pancake star. Wafflekit was made an apprentice. (A few moons later)
"Wafflepaw from this moment on you will be known as waffle eater. Star clan loves your love of waffles."lol

''Let all cats old enough to butter bread gather beneath the toaster for a waffley-Clan meeting! '' Pancakestar said. ''Wafflepaw, you will be known as Wafflewaffle, cause all you do is wafffle.''

12 ABCSongKit

Deaf deaf deaf - Aquastar_of_DewClan

Yeah, me too! I summitted the comment - Aquastar_of_DewClan

Lol I get it...deaf! Got me laughing sooo hard! (Wolfhowl)

I should really put this in a joke...
Random warrior cat: Why can’t you name a warrior cat ABC?
ABCSongkit: Huh?
Random warrior cat: They will become DEF.
Maybe? (Wolfhowl)

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13 ShimmeryHappinesskit

This is brilliant!



Welcome to another shimmery night clan meeting to anouse that shimmery happiness kit his about to be maimed apprentice few moons later today we are gathered here today for shimmeryhappinesspaws cermony from this day forward you will be known as shimmeryhappinessfur

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14 Buttkit

Buttkit! Buttkit! Where are you my Buttkit? Just take out he lit and you'll die form laughing.

That kit must have Very big butt...

I lurvv u buttkit

Oooh! Warrior name could totally be Buttface! Buttheart. Buttstar...

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15 Kittypetkit

Wow, just wow, kittypetkit would of had to have come to the clan as a kit and leafstar did this " I'm going to be a jerk and call you kittypetkit, hopefully you'll fit in the clan".

Kittypetstar would be the funniest thing. Tribe name? Kittypet That Eats And Sleeps.

Kittypet star
Of LazyClan
LazyClan, clan of cats that sleep and eat.

16 Derpkit

Yes my favorite characteristic is derpyness

BEST NAME ever! Derpkit, Derp-paw, DERPFACE!

17 Warrior Names

The worst name I've EVER heard was your name.

I have no idea :P


Examples for those who don't understand:

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18 Poopykit

Is he brown? Was he born in his mom's poop? I wonder how it felt...but it must have been gross...EWWW YUCK!

Poopystar...he must be a bad leader

Poopystar isn't a bad leader, he just likes pooing. See the story where he grows up in ToiletClan in the 'Top Ten Funniest Made Up Warrior Names'.

Poopykit: "Mama where do kits come from? "
Some random mother who just happens to be his: "Well, most kits come out of butts, clean and nice. Problem was, with YOU, you came out as a turd. I soon realized you wee not a kit, but a part of a wonderful thing, called Diahrea. You're in the shape of a kit so we called you Poopykit.
wish I hadnt eaten that berry the med gave to me..." - GoldenfrostOfShiningClan

19 DabbingKit

Just wow. BRUH THIS SUCKS ( no offense to the person that posted this) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

20 Turkeykit

Love the idea... ~Mistyrain

A brown, white and orange kit with wings and GIANT tail feathers
Turkeykit was raised by turkeys
So he says cluck cluck cluck
Turkeykit, Turkeypaw, turkeywing, turkeystar

21 Kitcatkit

I love kit cats - PaintedWolves

Leafstar, thanks to your naming Ima eat a kitkat. NOM NOM GOBBLE GOBBLE. (Wolfhowl)

22 SwagKit

It's ya boi SWAGKIT

Swag kit SO GOOD


23 Prokit
24 Warriorkit

I can imagine his warrior name being Warriorcat. - GoldenfrostOfShiningClan

25 Fsjalkit
26 Foreveralonekit

UM. Sounds depressing.

27 Wildkit

Wildkit could actually be a great name for a tortoiseshell cat. Tom or she-cat.

28 Pancakekit

His warrior name is Pancakefur and he has a mate named Syrupwhisker.

29 Apprenticekig

Lol ApprenticeKIG.the leader thought they were kigs and not kits. ~Bluefang of FireClan

What's a kig - GoldenfrostOfShiningClan

30 Dogkit

WOW dogstar

One of the most normal names even though it's called funniest"
he sounds evil... DUN DUN DUNNN

Srry bout that...

31 Funnykit
32 Foreverkit

His warrior guessed it-Foreveralone - AloeVera

33 Memekit

Memekit is the only cat who has made friends with a dog.


34 Runtkit

Ok I've seen a lot of these and I think this is the most normal

Runt kit the runt of the litter

35 LOLkit

Just LOL.

36 Conkit
37 Bosskit
38 Over90000kit
39 Hungrykit
40 Popkit

Poppaw. Just think about the ENTIRE clan shouting that out.

41 Pigletkit
42 Chocolatekit
43 Leaderkit
44 Kittenkit
45 Dabkit
46 Catkit

Imagine Catstar!

47 Mousekit

There is a warrior called Mousefur in the series people it's a good name

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