Top Ten Funniest Knock Knock Joke Related Pick-up Lines

PositronWildhawk
The ones to use at the door of your girl/guy's home.

The Top Ten

1 Knock Knock. Who's There? Romeo. Romeo Who? Roamy, oh, ain't ya?

You don't know what "roamy" means in the dictionary of slang? Look it up. - PositronWildhawk

2 Knock Knock. Who's There? Yasmine. Yasmine Who? Ya's Mine!

I wonder how much it hurt when the girl you told this to slapped you in your face! Haha Great list Positron. - keyson

This one I am certainly proud of. - PositronWildhawk

Keyson... When did I say anything about that?... - PositronWildhawk

3 Knock Knock. Who's There? Haywood. Haywood Who? Hey, would you go out with me?
4 Knock Knock. Who's There? Quasimodo. Quasimodo Who? Quas a mode o' checking you out.
5 Knock Knock. Who's There? Sacagawea. Sacagawea Who? Sack o' j'you, we, er, shag.
6 Knock Knock. Who's There? Tara. Tara Who? Tara McClosoff.
7 Knock Knock. Who's There? Ben Hur. Ben Hur Who? Ben Hur over and do it right.
8 Knock Knock. Who's There? Judas. Judas Who? J'you da sexiest girl I know!
9 Knock Knock. Who's There? Nathaniel. Nathaniel Who? Nathaniel love!

Say it slowly. It's cheesy, but it works. - PositronWildhawk

10 Knock Knock. Who's There. Joel. Joel Who? Joe'll ditch you, what about me?

The Contenders

11 Knock Knock. Who's There? Tina. Tina Who? Teen o' desire.

Whoop! Hey I like this one! Haha!
Another great list, Pos! Love it! - Britgirl

12 Knock Knock. Who's there? Aaatch. Aaatch who? God bless you
13 Knock Knock. Who's There? Becky. Becky Who? Becky sexy!
14 Knock knock. Who's there? Bob. Bob who? Bob wub wub wub!
15 Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Nevermind it's pointless now.

What's the POINT?

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Top Remixes

1. Knock Knock. Who's There? Romeo. Romeo Who? Roamy, oh, ain't ya?
2. Knock Knock. Who's There? Yasmine. Yasmine Who? Ya's Mine!
3. Knock Knock. Who's There? Quasimodo. Quasimodo Who? Quas a mode o' checking you out.
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