Top Ten Funniest Last Words

This list involves some dark humor, so if you don't like that stuff, you've been warned.
The Top Ten
1 "I left a million dollars under the..."
2 "Oh look a grenade."
3 "Holy sh*t, I'm on fire!"
4 "I don't think that tree is falling the right way."
5 "me me big boy"

This is something I do not want embedded on my gravestone

That would not end well.

6 "Dammit."
7 "What does this button do?"

I probably would be one of those people to say that.

8 "My, that's a big truck you got there."
9 "YOLO!"
10 "Tell my wife, the divorce papers are in her dresser."
The Contenders
11 "I want food"
12 "I love you"
13 "What are you gonna do? Stab me?"

I cracked up way too much on this one. This one's good.

14 "I'll survive"
15 "MY crazy, drooling, one-eyed, worm-eating uncle? I thought he was YOUR crazy, drooling, one-eyed, worm-eating unc..."
16 "Please delete my browser history..."
17 "Wow, I love working in the Twin Towers!"
18 "This juice tastes funny."
19 "I will be the last person to die on this planet"
20 "bruh"
21 "Go Raiders!"
22 "Not again."
23 "Are you a cannibal?"
24 "I can do that with my eyes closed"
25 "is that all you got?"
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