Funniest Lines In Rock Songs

The Top Ten

1 I AM THE TABLE! (Metallica)

Metallica is a table.

2 You want to make a Yazz Record! (LCD Soundsystem)

3 Your, your, your, your, your, your... (Lou Reed)

4 We got the money, honey... (Guns N Roses)

5 I Just Made You Say Underwear (Barenaked Ladies)

6 By the Way, Which One's Pink? (Pink Floyd)

7 They Call Me Mr. Knowitall / I Am So Eloquent / Perfection is My Middle Name / and Whatever Rhymes with "Eloquent" (Primus)

This cracks me up every time, because the music stops when he says that last line.

8 He'll Talk the Balls Off a Rhinosaurus (Primus)

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