Top Ten Funniest Lines from Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
If you haven't seen this, you really should cause it's hilarious.The Top Ten
1 I spread my a** cheeks for Shrek
That one was simply gross and nasty
2 He penetrates my butthole
3 He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
4 He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
5 It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
The classic, yet "wrong in every way" line.
6 I push against his force
I can't. I'm getting out of here
7 I want to please Shrek
8 Shrek leaves through my window
9 It's all ogre now
10 Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Shrek is hate, Shrek is death
The Contenders
11 I'm crying now and my face hurts
12 I'm ready
13 I pray to Shrek every night
14 My dad hears me and calls me a fa**it
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