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Top Ten Funniest Lord of the Rings Related Pick-up Lines
PositronWildhawk This is the start of my new list series of pick-up line related lists. Stay tuned for more.The Top Ten
1 One ring to keep us together...
Hmm.. Pretty cheesy, but quite sweet really if it comes from the heart. - Britgirl
It may sound good here, but really, it's cheesy. - PositronWildhawk
2 Are you sure you're not a Balrog? Because you light up the room and the mountains.
3 Let me be Sauron and you be Mount Doom, so I can forge magic in your fires.
But once Frodo gets there, my heart will explode. Or more specifically, my eye will explode. - PositronWildhawk
Some of these lines are just perverted - Lem
4 I'm like Sauron's ring; if you touch me, I give you the eye.
5 Be my PRECIOUS!
Aslong as you don't say it in the creepy voice then this is nice! - Curti2594
6 You're glowing so brightly, there must be orcs nearby.
"Yes. It's you. Now leave me alone! " - PositronWildhawk
That get you thinking
7 Let me explore your hobbit hole.
When I said this one to my family, for SOME reason, they disliked it. - PositronWildhawk
8 Babe, I can make you scream like a Nazgûl.
That is more disturbing...
Witch King: *nervously tries to get a restraining order*
9 I’d love to climb your Lonely Mountain.
Is their a double meaning? 'Cause I find it funny. - Kiteretsunu
10 Gimli more!
When my finger goes through your ring for the first time... It's like I never wanna stop.
This one is awful. But give me credit where it's due. - PositronWildhawk
The Contenders
11 If good looks were a weapon, you could destroy the world of Men
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1. One ring to keep us together...
2. Are you sure you're not a Balrog? Because you light up the room and the mountains.
3. Let me be Sauron and you be Mount Doom, so I can forge magic in your fires.
PositronWildhawk
2. Are you sure you're not a Balrog? Because you light up the room and the mountains.
3. Let me be Sauron and you be Mount Doom, so I can forge magic in your fires.
PositronWildhawk
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