Top Ten Funniest Lord of the Rings Related Pick-up LinesPositronWildhawk This is the start of my new list series of pick-up line related lists. Stay tuned for more.
The Top Ten
Hmm.. Pretty cheesy, but quite sweet really if it comes from the heart. - Britgirl
It may sound good here, but really, it's cheesy. - PositronWildhawk
But once Frodo gets there, my heart will explode. Or more specifically, my eye will explode. - PositronWildhawk
Some of these lines are just perverted - Lem
Aslong as you don't say it in the creepy voice then this is nice! - Curti2594
When I said this one to my family, for SOME reason, they disliked it. - PositronWildhawk
"Yes. It's you. Now leave me alone! " - PositronWildhawk
That get you thinking
That is more disturbing...
Witch King: *nervously tries to get a restraining order*
Is their a double meaning? 'Cause I find it funny. - Kiteretsunu
When my finger goes through your ring for the first time... It's like I never wanna stop.
This one is awful. But give me credit where it's due. - PositronWildhawk
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2. Are you sure you're not a Balrog? Because you light up the room and the mountains.
3. Let me be Sauron and you be Mount Doom, so I can forge magic in your fires.