Top Ten Funniest Lord of the Rings Related Pick-up Lines

PositronWildhawk This is the start of my new list series of pick-up line related lists. Stay tuned for more.

The Top Ten

1 One ring to keep us together...

Hmm.. Pretty cheesy, but quite sweet really if it comes from the heart. - Britgirl

It may sound good here, but really, it's cheesy. - PositronWildhawk

2 Are you sure you're not a Balrog? Because you light up the room and the mountains.

3 Let me be Sauron and you be Mount Doom, so I can forge magic in your fires.

But once Frodo gets there, my heart will explode. Or more specifically, my eye will explode. - PositronWildhawk

Some of these lines are just perverted - Lem

4 I'm like Sauron's ring; if you touch me, I give you the eye.

5 Be my PRECIOUS!

Aslong as you don't say it in the creepy voice then this is nice! - Curti2594

6 Let me explore your hobbit hole.

When I said this one to my family, for SOME reason, they disliked it. - PositronWildhawk

7 You're glowing so brightly, there must be orcs nearby.

"Yes. It's you. Now leave me alone! " - PositronWildhawk

That get you thinking

8 Babe, I can make you scream like a Nazgûl.

That is more disturbing...

Witch King: *nervously tries to get a restraining order*

9 I’d love to climb your Lonely Mountain.

Is their a double meaning? 'Cause I find it funny. - Kiteretsunu

10 Gimli more!

When my finger goes through your ring for the first time... It's like I never wanna stop.

This one is awful. But give me credit where it's due. - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 If good looks were a weapon, you could destroy the world of Men

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1. One ring to keep us together...
2. Are you sure you're not a Balrog? Because you light up the room and the mountains.
3. Let me be Sauron and you be Mount Doom, so I can forge magic in your fires.

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