Top 10 Funniest Lyrics That Could Be Misheard

The Top Ten

1 Got a lot of Starbucks Lattes (Blank Space - Taylor Swift)

I thought it was "gotta love these Starbucks lovers"

2 I get high, I get high (I Want To Hold Your hand - The Beatles)

I actually thought this was the lyric. - RalphBob

3 ALl my friends are eating steak and snow (Heathens - Twenty One Pilots)
4 You called me a banana (Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis)
5 I'm in this bath that I'm taking and my scone is gone (Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie)
6 It doesn't even matter if we're naked or not (Living On A Prayer - Bon Jovi)
7 We're all stupid, and we're dangerous, here we are now, in containers (Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana)

Well, that still doesn't put a lid on your "fans" who love you for one song. - PositronWildhawk

I heard this for years. - Cyri

8 Check it out, Imma stick your a** 'til the end (Umbrella - Rihanna
9 Hard Stones in the Field (Hearts Don't Break They Feel - Natural Selection)
10 I'm on my farting carrots, I'm farting carrots (Good For You - Selena Gomez)

The Contenders

11 I'll whistle like a dog in this red-yellow light (Take Me To Church - Hozier)
12 I'm shaving off my muff for you (Saving All My Love For You - Whitney Houston)

Well, this certainly made my day. And to be honest, the song as well. - PositronWildhawk

13 But you prayed into a bee (Rolling In The Deep - Adele)

Oh mighty bee, why do bad stings happen to good people? - PositronWildhawk

14 Just like a chicken pork casino boy I'll take you out, I promise these promises (Poker Face - Lady Gaga)
15 See that girl? watch us scream, kicking the dancing queen (Dancing Queen - ABBA)

THAT GIRL IS SO SCARY!

16 Work work work work work, he say me got a worm worm worm worm worm, he's Amy to me turd turd turd turd turd (Work - Rihanna)
17 Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard (Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen)
18 What do you do when all your enemies are French (Monkey Wrench - Foo Fighters)
19 Obama knew how you turned down, you too 'wow' (Wolves - Kanye West)
20 Sex Sex Sex Sexy Dave (Deep Six - Marilyn Manson)
21 Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight (Losing My Religion - R.E.M.)
22 See that girl? watch cats scream, kicking the bats and cream (Dancing Queen - ABBA)
23 Jemmy Food, Benny Dies, Jimmy Salad On Duh Side (Fuel-Metallica)
24 Aw yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean bar (Cake by the Ocean - DNCE)
25 If Happy Ever After did exist, I would still be holding you like fish (Payphone - Maroon 5)

Don't you hold fish upside down? I wouldn't like that, let's be glad happy ever after doesn't exist.

26 Feet so big, I'm stepping on leopard guns (Boom Boom Pow - The Black Eyed Peas)
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Top Remixes

1. ALl my friends are eating steak and snow (Heathens - Twenty One Pilots)
2. I get high, I get high (I Want To Hold Your hand - The Beatles)
3. Got a lot of Starbucks Lattes (Blank Space - Taylor Swift)
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