Top 10 Funniest Lyrics That Could Be Misheard

The Top Ten

1 Got a lot of Starbucks Lattes (Blank Space - Taylor Swift)

I thought it was "gotta love these Starbucks lovers"

2 I get high, I get high (I Want To Hold Your hand - The Beatles)

I actually thought this was the lyric. - RalphBob

3 ALl my friends are eating steak and snow (Heathens - Twenty One Pilots)
4 You called me a banana (Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis)
5 I'm in this bath that I'm taking and my scone is gone (Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie)
6 It doesn't even matter if we're naked or not (Living On A Prayer - Bon Jovi)
7 I'm on my farting carrots, I'm farting carrots (Good For You - Selena Gomez)
8 Check it out, Imma stick your a** 'til the end (Umbrella - Rihanna
9 Hard Stones in the Field (Hearts Don't Break They Feel - Natural Selection)
10 We're all stupid, and we're dangerous, here we are now, in containers (Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana)

Well, that still doesn't put a lid on your "fans" who love you for one song. - PositronWildhawk

I heard this for years. - Cyri

The Newcomers

? Sad Dog, Sad Dog, You're a Sad Dog. - Sex Bomb by Tom Jones
? Gay with me (Kiss Kiss - Chris Brown)

The Contenders

11 I'll whistle like a dog in this red-yellow light (Take Me To Church - Hozier)
12 I'm shaving off my muff for you (Saving All My Love For You - Whitney Houston)

Well, this certainly made my day. And to be honest, the song as well. - PositronWildhawk

13 But you prayed into a bee (Rolling In The Deep - Adele)

Oh mighty bee, why do bad stings happen to good people? - PositronWildhawk

14 Just like a chicken pork casino boy I'll take you out, I promise these promises (Poker Face - Lady Gaga)
15 Gimme food, Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side! (Fuel - Metallica)

With pickles! Lol - BorisRule

16 See that girl? watch us scream, kicking the dancing queen (Dancing Queen - ABBA)

THAT GIRL IS SO SCARY!

17 Work work work work work, he say me got a worm worm worm worm worm, he's Amy to me turd turd turd turd turd (Work - Rihanna)
18 Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard (Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen)
19 What do you do when all your enemies are French (Monkey Wrench - Foo Fighters)
20 Obama knew how you turned down, you too 'wow' (Wolves - Kanye West)
21 Sex Sex Sex Sexy Dave (Deep Six - Marilyn Manson)
22 Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight (Losing My Religion - R.E.M.)
23 See that girl? watch cats scream, kicking the bats and cream (Dancing Queen - ABBA)
24 Jemmy Food, Benny Dies, Jimmy Salad On Duh Side (Fuel-Metallica)
25 Aw yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean bar (Cake by the Ocean - DNCE)
26 If Happy Ever After did exist, I would still be holding you like fish (Payphone - Maroon 5)

Don't you hold fish upside down? I wouldn't like that, let's be glad happy ever after doesn't exist.

27 Feet so big, I'm stepping on leopard guns (Boom Boom Pow - The Black Eyed Peas)
28 Searching for Thanos, I love it (I love it - Lil' Pump)
29 Sometimes I need to pee alone (B***h, Don't Kill My Vibe - Kendrick Lamar)
30 Talking money need to urinate (Starboy - The Weeknd)
31 And we hate pulled pork, wanna kill us dead in the street fo sho (Alright - Kendrick Lamar)
32 House so empty need a centipede (Starboy - The Weeknd)
33 I gotta see your boobs (With You - Chris Brown)
34 Let's sue McDonald's (Kiss Kiss - Chris Brown)
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