Top 10 Funniest Lyrics That Could Be Misheard

The Top Ten
1 Got a lot of Starbucks Lattes (Blank Space - Taylor Swift)

I thought it was "gotta love these Starbucks lovers"

2 I get high, I get high (I Want To Hold Your hand - The Beatles)

I actually thought this was the lyric.

3 ALl my friends are eating steak and snow (Heathens - Twenty One Pilots)
4 You called me a banana (Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis)
5 I'm in this bath that I'm taking and my scone is gone (Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie)
6 It doesn't even matter if we're naked or not (Living On A Prayer - Bon Jovi)
7 I'm on my farting carrots, I'm farting carrots (Good For You - Selena Gomez)
8 We're all stupid, and we're dangerous, here we are now, in containers (Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana)

Well, that still doesn't put a lid on your "fans" who love you for one song.

I heard this for years.

9 Check it out, Imma stick your a** 'til the end (Umbrella - Rihanna
10 Hard Stones in the Field (Hearts Don't Break They Feel - Natural Selection)
The Contenders
11 We are little people with great big heads (The Discovery Song - Aaron Neville)
12 Baby, I’m a worn shoe. Baby I’m a neat shoe (Baby I’m-A Want You - Bread)
13 I'll whistle like a dog in this red-yellow light (Take Me To Church - Hozier)
14 I'm shaving off my muff for you (Saving All My Love For You - Whitney Houston)

Well, this certainly made my day. And to be honest, the song as well.

15 But you prayed into a bee (Rolling In The Deep - Adele)

Oh mighty bee, why do bad stings happen to good people?

16 Gimme food, Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side! (Fuel - Metallica)

With pickles! Lol

17 Sometimes I need to pee alone (B***h, Don't Kill My Vibe - Kendrick Lamar)
18 Just like a chicken pork casino boy I'll take you out, I promise these promises (Poker Face - Lady Gaga)
19 See that girl? watch us scream, kicking the dancing queen (Dancing Queen - ABBA)
20 Work work work work work, he say me got a worm worm worm worm worm, he's Amy to me turd turd turd turd turd (Work - Rihanna)
21 I gotta see your boobs (With You - Chris Brown)
22 Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard (Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen)
23 What do you do when all your enemies are French (Monkey Wrench - Foo Fighters)
24 Obama knew how you turned down, you too 'wow' (Wolves - Kanye West)
25 Sex Sex Sex Sexy Dave (Deep Six - Marilyn Manson)
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