Funniest Made Up Warrior Cat Names

Here are some warrior cat names we made up please vote

The Top Ten

1 Spottedbutt

What, is her poop shaped like spots or something? - Firemist

Please. How in Starclan does this Tom have that name? Heā€™s probably NOT hot.

This is so funny I need to barf

I can't think of this without laughing.

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2 First-Aidkit

First-AidKit! First-AidKit! Help I need a First-AidKit!

awesome

First-aidkit
First-aidpaw
First-aidmedicine

The medicine cat of ClanClan - Bonnie_Fazbear

Ahaha. Warriors don't even know what a first aid kit is! - rainshine

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3 Two Leg

Hi! I'm Twolegs and I lost two of my feet! - Firemist

That's evil. just imagine:
'hey two leg! '
'what?! where? ' - rainshine

Great. Just great. This makes sense for Briarlight though

Oops, I meant "that's cruel" for this comment. Anyway, that's really, um, mean. - Firemist

No, TwoLegs! And that could actually be a name!

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4 Butterballs

That's the name of the dog on all of the Buddies movies, right?

He has butter balls

OH MY GOD I'm CRYING I AM GONNA DIE

Cute.

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5 Berrystumpytail

Jaynoeyes X Berrystumpytail

Jaynoeyes (thanks Hollyleaf! ) and Berrystumpytail (thanks stupid Berrynose and the fox trap, plus Shadowclan! )
LOVE YOU, ERINS

Don't forget Jaynoeyes.

I'm glad that this is not a real name. congratulations, berrynose! you just got saved from a name as bad as lostface! - rainshine

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6 Diarreaflower

That's not how you spell it but funny anyways - tigerstar908

Sounds strange.

It's funny because diarrea sounds "pretty" and so does flower. - Oliveleaf

7 Trollkit

He's going to troll every cat! - IcetailofWishClan

8 Shutup

Are you kidding me I laughed so hard I almost cried. But how many times does it say shut up to everyone every single time they talk? I love it

9 Fartsniffer

Haha

This is dumb - Copenhagen

He's a fart smeller-I mean smart feller!

-my father

Watch out! He sniffs your farts... !

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10 Crykit

Um, a kit that screamed as soon as he was born? - rainshine

The Contenders

11 Buttfart

Laugh out loud SO FUNNY!

12 Cloudhead

LOL

Ooh ooh, when making a lyric video for that Ariana Grande song, you just stick him in the art! - Firemist

His head is full of clouds and he is very blur and clumsy

13 Fartface

A brown cat that smells like farts.-wildhawk

This is dumb!

Wow just wow

Lol - Catscatscats

14 Lalanose

Oh, la la la!
Shut up!
Oh, that was my nose. - Firemist

Her nostrils say lalala

Ok I'm going to blow up if you don't mind!

Lalanose? LOL THIS IS THE BEST I HAVE SEEN YET - TwilightKitsune

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15 Sausagetail

Bet the clan kicked him out because he attracted to many dogs to the camp.

Yum I'm going to eat you tail

He has a sausage for a tail.

He has a fat tail - tigerstar908

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16 Constipatedbutt

Ah mah butt is constipated! - Firemist

HAHA I can't laugh right now, I'm taking a--HAHAA--test. - Firemist

I'm not a person

Are you people kidding me? I thought dirtybutt was bad, and now this? Come on! - Minecraftcrazy530

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17 Nufsaid

Best. Name. Ever. Nufsaid. - IcetailofWishClan

18 Crowfood

Yes... I has won...

lol

Isn't crow food a warrior cats insult?

19 Toolkit

puns

Better than most kits because you can hit him on a nail if you ever get triggered! ~Mistyrain

20 Buttface

WHAT THE HECK?!?! I mean like did his face look like a butt?! I MEAN PEOPLE ARE YOU KITTEN ME!
Firestar: My butt hurts, Buttface: you call me? Firestar: NO YOU STUPID BUTT FACE FURBALL!

21 Buttpaper

What toilet paper?

22 Dirtybutt

I wish I didn't comment!

23 Buttstar

LOL why.

24 Eelfoot

RiverClan frog-heart. - Firemist

Moray, long fin, conger, or electric?

All of the above

Um...?

25 Mossytoilet

I love the name mossytoilet! I wish was my name:*(

I don't get why everyone hates mossy, but oh well.

I like the prefix mossy. I don't see why no one else does. :(

26 Babykit

Aw he is a warrior

And his warrior name should be baby butt - Catscatscats

Babys are ulgy

Babykit, BabyPaw, BabyShower, AND FINALLY BABYSTAR 0____#
And by the way if babies are ugly then all humans and animals are ugly
xP

27 Cheeseburger

BEST NAME EVER! Brudtail: Hi, Cheeseburger! Can I eat you? Cheeseburger: Not now... (Runs away) ( Tumbleheart pees on him

This is actually not a bad name - TwilightKitsune

He is a cheeseburgar hope he is not ate lol

SO GOOD!

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28 Bigbutt

I wish that was my brother's name lol! yo, fatass, you got that name, bruh! - rainshine

He's got that ass.

Wow.
It does not get any lower. šŸ˜³
Say hello to this legit name BigButt
If I was this cats name I would beat myself up every time I heard it

29 Champagnefur

Champagnefur: *Spills wine and drinks* AH
Bramblestar: Fox-dung...
Squirrelflight: I can't believe he's drunk AGAIN! - Firemist

I think he spilled champagne on his fur.

30 Youtubepaw

This one is halarious genius whoever came up with this!

31 Smokeweed

He joined BloodClan as a kit. He was always the kit to find the leftover weed in the trash cans. So Scourge decided to name him Smokeweed. He is Scourge's favorite, because he is da Clan's plug. - rainshine

This name is actually possible if you read the list of warrior prefixes and suffixes.

Anyways, please welcome the Snoop Dogg of Warrior Cats - Smokeweed! - DewSpectrum11

32 Fungisnake
33 Mylittlepony

Seriously ~ Goldenfeather

34 Fluttershy

Ha ha that was me who added her - Catscatscats

My little pony

35 Smallbutt

What a small butt

36 Fatbody

Oh yeah and the warrior code is to feed your clan before your self, so I guess his leader has to punish him by calling him fat body - Catscatscats

Who has had to much prey

What even..

37 Starstar

Her warrior name should be Starfire, lol

If Star Flower became leader her name would be that. - Walla

A common mistake in fanfic is to name a character '-star"
E.G. Starshine, Starfur, Startwinkle etc.
It pretty much proves that character won't become leader, unless a very convenient name change occurs.

Starstar is the leader of ClanClan, with a deputy called Featherfeather and a medicine cat called Flowerflower. And warriors, elders and queens: Shadowshadow, Leafleaf, Poolpool, Blazeblaze, Wingwing, Burrburr, Clawclaw, Heartheart, Windwind, Tailtail, Peltpelt, Furfur, Firefire, Whiskerwhisker and Thornthorn.

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38 Pooppelt

It's like he sat where he "made his dirt". But the gut-busting funniest of all is real -- Mapleshade!

Icetail: Sorry, I just can't stop laughing at this. - IcetailofWishClan

Someone did dirt on his pelt, starclan why.

39 Fireman

Gray Wing: HELP HELP FOREST ON FIRE!
Moon Shadow: help... help... I'm dieing over here!
Gray Wing: WHO ARE WE GONNA CALL, *dials fireman* HELLO? HELLO? please HELP!
Fireman: Yes sir Gray Wing sir were on our way. WEE OON WEE OON WEE OON
Fireman: *sets out fire*
*cheers for Fireman*

40 Nyancatpaw

Nyan, nyan, meow meow meow. - Firemist

I just had to add it. - IcetailofWishClan

41 Fishbrain

Hey, Fishbrain!
Who ya calling a fish-brain?
No I mean Fishbrain's over there. - Firemist

A fish is stuck in his brain

A cat -river clan- with fish stuck in his ears

42 Twerkstar

He twerked at the gathering and became leader

43 Snotboom
44 Burgerstar

He is the burger king

I think he rules all burger king shops

Wow! He is the king of burgers!

King of BurgerClan his allies are Donaldstar and McDonaldsClan and Wendystar leader of WendyClan

45 Pawpaw

No, his name should be Pawclaw!

OH ma good! ma kits are glorious! -one kit punches him self-the other is climing on her head and pooping-OKIE DAT ONE IS PAW KIT AN DAT ONE TE DEW KITTI

A queen should know not to name it Pawkit! - Jetmaster

StarStar: PawPaw please step up here! PawPaw:Ok! StarStar: Ok from this moment you will be known as
Pawfur! PawFur! Crowd: PAWFUR! PAWFUR! PAWFUR! PAWFUR!

46 Blobfishleaf

A cat from the deep!

47 Buggernose

Ugh a snotty bugger nose cat! - Leaftail

Oh my gosh he snorting out buggers

He's Runningnose's sibling... - Flowersocks2137

48 Saucytoad

This should be an appetizer at a seafood restaurant in Mongolia

AAAIIEEE THIS SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE IT IS SOOO FUNNY I NEED TO MAKE A DERP CLAN AND A POLITICS CLAN

HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHA LOLOL SO FUNNY! SHOULD BE FIRST!

49 Poopyeyes
50 Peeface

Mother: (has one kit) oh... I need a pee... (pees on her kit) I will call you Peekit, since I peed on you.
Peekit: (whispering: you stupid queen)

MOONS LATER

Poopystar: I, Poopysta, would like to
make Peekit an apprentice. (Poops) erm... (pees on Peekit) Peepaw, your mentor is StupidOverweightedOldLadyFace.
SOOLF: Oh yes... finally an apprentice! I love you Poopystar.

ON THE HUNT

Peepaw: I peed
SOOLF - I know, you pee all the time right?
Peepaw: no everyone pees on me but I don't care cause it smells nice
SOOLF: :D
Peepaw: :D

MOONS LATER

Poopystar: I, Poopystar, will now make Peepaw a... excuse me (pees on Peepaw's face, then poops on the ToiletRock)
Warrior. He shall now be known as Peeface, since I pees on his face.

ALL: PEEFACE! PEEFACE!

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