Funniest Made Up Warrior Cat Names

Here are some warrior cat names we made up please vote
The Top Ten
1 Spottedbutt

Ohh this is good, a nother good one is mountain dew lol

What, is her poop shaped like spots or something?

Where in the Dark Forest did you get that name.

He attracts cats with his spots and butt.

2 First-Aidkit

I have the perfect backstory XD: "When First-Aidkit was born, his mother didn't know what to name him. When he was a few days old, a cat ran inside the camp, yelling because her paw was bleeding. First-Aidkit, still nameless at the time, ran over to the cat. 'Don't worry,' he mewed with his little squeaky kit voice, 'I will help you!' Suddenly, the kit pulled a leaf out from his fur and wrapped it around the cat's paw. 'Oh, thank you so much!' the cat meowed. His mother had watched the whole thing, so from that day on, he was known as First-Aidkit. He later become a medicine cat."

I love it. It has a nice ring to it. the story of First-Aidkit. ' First-Aidkit always wanted to be a medicine cat. As a kit he would run around camp looking for some cat to heal. He even had his own pockets to store travel herbs in. They all called him First-Aidkit because of his personality and the way he was in general' lol that is his story

The only funny one on this list good humour it has a great ring to it, the others are stupid and immature

Many of these are plain immature, but this one genuinely had me laughing. Good job ;P

3 Constipatedbutt

Are you people kidding me? I thought dirtybutt was bad, and now this? Come on!

Ah mah butt is constipated!

Haha I forgot how to laugh

4 Two Leg

Two legs would be better

5 Butterballs

That's the name of the dog on all of the Buddies movies, right?

Hippyheartstar: (looks at him and sees he has buttery balls) that's a shame guess your butterballs then

Butterballs: SERIOUSLY?! @! @! @! ~

He has butter balls

6 Fartsniffer

He's a fart smeller-I mean smart feller!

-my father

Watch out! He sniffs your farts... !

A cat who sniffs farts

7 Berrystumpytail

Isn't there a cat named Stumpytail? I seriously think this could be one. Just like a temporary name like Brightheart had.

Berrynose was lucky that Firestar didn't name him Berrystumpytail!

Hollypaw thank you for Jaynoeyes and the one good thing Berrynose did (In my opinion) is come up with this name.

8 Shutup

Are you kidding me I laughed so hard I almost cried. But how many times does it say shut up to everyone every single time they talk? I love it

"Hey Shutup!"
"You talking to me or telling someone to shut up?
"Talking to you."
"Shut up."

Shut up yo mouth up
Silverfeather

9 Diarreaflower

That's not how you spell it but funny anyways

Sounds strange.

10 Buttfart

Laugh out loud SO FUNNY!

The Contenders
11 Trollkit

His warrior name will be Trollface.

He's going to troll every cat!

12 Fartface
13 Crykit

Um, a kit that screamed as soon as he was born?

14 Stinkycatmint

Tortoiseshell tom with dark-green eyes. Best friends with Spottedbutt. His mum is Dungface and his dad is Notooth. His brothers are Snotnose and Frecklefur, and his sisters are Bigtooth and Stoneface. He is... a very smelly med cat!

I did not create this name! It is here because it deserves to be.

15 Fartproudofmycloudlolkit

BEST NAME EVER...not What the beepin beep is this? (Proud of my cloud is funny though Pfft)

A winner for sure!

16 Sausagetail

Sausagetail is a brown tom of breakfast clan. He was born to his mother, Cerealfall and his father, Eggstar. His siblings are Juicespill and Butterface. His love interest is Spaghetti'leg of dinner clan. he died after a dog tried to eat his tail

Ambershadeofwindclan

Sausagetail is actually a nickname for him, he got it by having his tail eaten by dogs. His real name is Wrentail.

Bet the clan kicked him out because he attracted to many dogs to the camp.

Yum I'm going to eat you tail

17 Hardboiledeggkit
18 Lalanose

The only way she can sing is through her nose, but she loves singing. The other warriors often make fun of her for it.

Oh, la la la!
Shut up!
Oh, that was my nose.

19 Cloudhead

Ooh ooh, when making a lyric video for that Ariana Grande song, you just stick him in the art!

His head is full of clouds and he is very blur and clumsy

20 Firebutt

I did not create this name! It is here because it deserves to be.

21 Starstarstar

I did not create this name! It is here because it deserves to be.

22 Crowfood

"A black cat with yellow eyes, his mother named him Crowkit. He was just like Foxdung and Mousebrain, who, at the time, were named Foxkit and Mousekit. A member of ToiletClan, he didn't fit in until getting his warrior name. His mentor was Mossytoilet. He, like Foxkit and Mousekit, was bullied by Fatpaw, who later became Fatbody."
An excellent story.

Isn't crow food a warrior cats insult?

23 Nufsaid

Best. Name. Ever. Nufsaid.

24 Toolkit

When a warrior toolbox.

25 Illclawyourfaceoutkit

HAHA. But its also sad. My leader Bramblestar would not do this!

8Load More
PSearch List