Top Ten Funniest Mathematical Pick-up Lines

The Top Ten
1 Let me be your derivative, so I can lie tangent to your curves.
2 You must be a sine function. Always on top when we make tangent.

Tried it yet? Nice Chinese burn on your arm.

3 I checked your syntax and found no errors. Wanna go compile?
4 If I'm sine squared, you must be cosine squared; we make one together.

I would try this if I ever find a geeky girlfriend! This would rock!

5 You are my complex conjugate.

Don't get it? Look it up.

6 I'd put our plans on a diagram according to time, but gantt list everything.

I tried a similar joke to this in my class a while back. Nobody laughed. Either I'm a bad stand-up comedian or they haven't lived.

7 Thoughts of you enlarge my function.

Haha! This is a swell one...

8 I'd say the probabilities are conditional but very high.
9 I don't want to solve your function; you could become an X.
10 Being negative isn't that bad; your roots become imaginary!

This can also probably be an insult.

The Contenders
11 I saw you from an angle. I was lost in your radians.
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