Top 10 Funniest Mean Girls Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 Karen: I can't go out. *Cough cough* I'm sick. Regina: Boo, you whore.
2 Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

LOL, they need this lecture in health class.

3 Damian: Four for you Glenn CoCo! You go Glenn CoCo!
4 Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white? Gretchen: Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

This isn't racist, just pretty funny - TwilightKitsune

RACIST ALERT

5 Student: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of? Janis: Your mom's chest hair!
6 Janis: God! I am so sorry Regina! Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big, LESBIAN CRUSH ON YOU! SUCK ON *THAT*! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI!
7 Damian: I want my pink shirt back!
8 Girl: One time she punched me in the face.. It was AWESOME.
9 Bethany Byrd: [to Mr. Duvall] Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin, 'cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!
10 Damian: She doesn't even go here!

The Contenders

11 Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something.
12 Regina: Get in, loser. We're going shopping.
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1. Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.
2. Damian: Four for you Glenn CoCo! You go Glenn CoCo!
3. Karen: I can't go out. *Cough cough* I'm sick. Regina: Boo, you whore.
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1. Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white? Gretchen: Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
2. Karen: I can't go out. *Cough cough* I'm sick. Regina: Boo, you whore.
3. Damian: Four for you Glenn CoCo! You go Glenn CoCo!
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