Top 10 Funniest Mean Girls Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 Karen: I can't go out. *Cough cough* I'm sick. Regina: Boo, you whore.
2 Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

LOL, they need this lecture in health class.

This needs to be number one - ParkerFang

3 Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white? Gretchen: Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

This isn't racist, just pretty funny - TwilightKitsune

RACIST ALERT

4 Damian: Four for you Glenn CoCo! You go Glenn CoCo!
5 Student: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of? Janis: Your mom's chest hair!
6 Janis: God! I am so sorry Regina! Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big, LESBIAN CRUSH ON YOU! SUCK ON *THAT*! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI!

burned - TheParable

7 Damian: I want my pink shirt back!
8 Damian: She doesn't even go here!
9 Girl: One time she punched me in the face.. It was AWESOME.
10 Bethany Byrd: [to Mr. Duvall] Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin, 'cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!

The Contenders

11 Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something.
12 Regina: Get in, loser. We're going shopping.
13 Gretchen: Fetch.
14 Karen: On Wednesdays we wear pink!
15 They make you gain weight like crazy
16 I'm sorry that everyone is so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm so popular.
17 People say you're a less hot version of me!
18 Gretchen: That is so fetch!
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