Full-fledged List Analysis: Stupidest Tweets Made by *CENSORED*

NuMetalManiak
Let me explain this. This list analysis is on a DIFFERENT list than the one I'm posting it on and the name is *CENSORED* because I actually legitimately fear I may be in some federal trouble for doing this. No really, I actually fear it could happen. Don't tell me the odds. I know it's bad enough to insult *CENSORED* since he's been quite idiotic when people take advantage of that, but I do not want the FBI to knock on my door for stuff I do on the internet, which is why I'm censoring the guy's name (you all know who it is anyways). Still though, the tweets he makes, well, they are certainly dumb. But which ones are?

1. Despite the constant negative press covfefe,: This was a typo gone completely wrong. It's obviously supposed to be conference but it's likely his finger slipped. Still though, the memes afterwards were far worse.
2. Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault: Er, no.
3. It's freezing and snowing in New York--we need global warming!: Didn't you say climate change was a hoax too?
4. Sadly, because president Obama has done such a poor job as president, you won't see another black president for generations!: That is a very racist tweet.
5. Benghazi. Obama lied. Our people died.: More of Clinton's doing actually. A cover-up.
6. An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that @BarackObama's birth certificate is a fraud: He was born in Hawaii and he qualified as president.
7. I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.: Anyone who doesn't mourn the loss of those on 9/11 is a terrible person, so I actually agree with him on the haters and losers thing because these people don't see how greatly this tragedy had affected the US.
8. We should have gotten more of the oil in Syria, and we should have gotten more of the oil in Iraq. Dumb leaders.: Dumb tweet. It's bad enough that Bush invaded the countries for oil.
9. I am having a really hard time watching @FoxNews.: I thought Fox News was the goto Republican channel?
10. Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with many massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!: "many massive shot" urgh. At least he knows vaccines don't cause autism.
11. Rapper Mac Miller's song, "*CENSORED*" has reached close to 72 million hits. He owes me big!: But you shouldn't take the hard-earned money that a rapper makes because of his successful hit.
12. @cher should spend more time focusing on her family and dying career!: Two different things here.
13. The TODAY Show should call me about who to put on the show-- I know more about people who get ratings than anyone.: Well to be fair, the TODAY Show is insanely liberal these days.
14. Cryin' Chuck Schumer stated recently, "I do not have confidence in him any longer." Then acts so indignant. #draintheswamp: Washington liberals definitely have been indignant.
15. Just tried watching Saturday Night Live - unwatchable! Totally biased, not funny and the Baldwin impersonation just can't get any worse. Sad.: How is a show deemed unwatchable.
16. Why is Obama playing basketball today? That is why our country is in trouble!: Well he's not president anymore so he can play basketball when he wants.
17. No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time.: What sicko would vaccinate a toddler more than once?
18. I've always been a fan of Steve Jobs, especially after watching Apple Stock collapse w/out him - but the yacht he built is truly ugly.: I don't understand this one.
19. I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.: I don't want to see one.
20. More votes equals a loss...revolution!: Don't know the context here.
21. It was just announced-by sources-that no charges will be brought against Crooked Hillary Clinton. Like I said, the system is totally rigged!: Honestly Americans should stop caring about her.
22....under a magnifying glass, they have zero "tapes" of T people colluding. There is no collusion & no obstruction. I should be given apology!: T people?
23. Hillary Clinton colluded with the Democratic Party in order to beat Crazy Bernie Sanders. Is she allowed to so collude? Unfair to Bernie!: The funny part is many of Bernie's voters ended up voting for him because they don't want Clinton.
24. I hope corrupt Hillary Clinton chooses goofy Elizabeth Warren as her running mate. I will defeat them both.: Hey, Elizabeth Warren is a FANTASTIC Democrat.
25. CHAIN MIGRATION cannot be allowed to be part of any legislation on Immigration!: He's trying to keep illegals out, how hard is it to get through the thick skulls of the Twitterati?
26. John McCain never had any intention of voting for this Bill, which his governor loves. He campaigned on Repeal & Replace. Let Arizona down!: Arizona is a state too.
27. If NFL fans refuse to go to games until players stop disrespecting our Flag & Country, you will see change take place fast. Fire or suspend!: Ew, sports.
28. We pay for Obama's travel so he can fundraise millions so Democrats can run on lies. Then we pay for his golf.: That's quite a diss.
29. Can you believe that,with all of the problems and difficulties facing the U.S., President Obama spent the day playing golf.Worse than Carter: Funny, you play golf just as much. But you are right about Obama.
30. The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.: One of his worst.
31. In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally: Bask in your victory, but remember not to insult the other side.
32. Terrible! Just found out that Obama had my "wires tapped" in *CENSORED* just before the victory. Nothing found. This is McCarthyism!: McCarthyism is a terrible thing.
33. The Democrats will make a deal with me on healthcare as soon as ObamaCare folds - not long. Do not worry, we are in very good shape!: I actually hope we are in good shape.
34. Wow, every poll said I won the debate last night. Great honer!: HONER.
35. Obama is, without question, the WORST EVER president. I predict he will now do something really bad and totally stupid to show manhood!: Every recent president is always seen as worst. When will this stop?
36. How amazing, the State Health Director who verified copies of Obama's "birth certificate" died in plane crash today. All others lived: Is this another conspiracy theory?
37. Lets fight like hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice! The world is laughing at us.: Unfortunately he is right about the laughing part.
38. Ted Cruz didn't win Iowa, he illegally stole it. That is why all of the polls were so wrong any why he got more votes than anticipated. Bad!: How do you illegally steal a state. I do not understand.
39. Crooked Hillary has ZERO leadership ability. As Bernie Sanders says, she has bad judgement. Constantly playing the women's card - it is sad!: Well he is right here. I am tired of the sex card being played in politics.
40. Any and all weather events are used by the GLOBAL WARMING HOAXSTERS to justify higher taxes to save our planet! They don't believe it $$$$!: How can a select group of nutheads come up with natural weather events.
41. It must have been President Obama that called in what will go down as the DUMBEST PLAY IN THE HISTORY OF FOOTBALL. Same thought process!: I just don't.
42. Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don't want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart!: He's right you know
43. Lightweight choker Marco Rubio looks like a little boy on stage. Not presidential material!: A tweet like that isn't presidential material.
44. President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of the United States!: This was on here already.
45. The President must get Congressional approval before attacking Syria-big mistake if he does not!: Well, did you?
46. According to Bill O'Reilly, 80% of all the shootings in New York City are blacks - if you add Hispanics, that figure goes to 98%. 1% white.: Race shouldn't factor that much into actual crime. Poverty is a much better way to tell.
47. By Obama mentioning Manhattan yesterday in his response, he has singlehandedly made it target #1. How totally stupid is this guy?: "How totally stupid" sounds like a tween girl thing to say.
48. Goofy Elizabeth Warren is weak and ineffective. Does nothing. All talk, no action -- maybe her Native American name?: I'm sure Elizabeth Warren isn't Native American, but she's a STRONG DEMOCRAT.
49. Pocahontas is at it again! Goofy Elizabeth Warren, one of the least productive U.S. Senators, has a nasty mouth. Hope she is V.P. choice: You hope she's a VP choice? That would actually strengthen the Democrats.
50..@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.: Who?
51. SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!: WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT US?
52. The reason that President Obama did NOTHING about Russia after being notified by the CIA of meddling is that he expected Clinton would win.: Democrats do that sometimes?
53. This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history!: Referring to whom?
54. The #AmazonWashingtonPost, sometimes referred to as the guardian of Amazon not paying internet taxes (which they should) is FAKE NEWS!: Gross.
55. The failing @nytimes writes false story after false story about me. They don't even call to verify the facts of a story. A Fake News Joke!: How odd that a New Yorker is being targeted by false stories.
56. Elizabeth Warren, often referred to as Pocahontas, just misrepresented me and spoke glowingly about Crooked Hillary, who she always hated!: I'm hoping Elizabeth Warren wins the Democratic nomination for 2020.
57. Remember, new "environment friendly" lightbulbs can cause cancer. Be careful-- the idiots who came up with this stuff don't care.: Yeah, they just want to troll.
58. Just out: The Obama Administration knew far in advance of November 8th about election meddling by Russia. Did nothing about it. WHY?: Classified stuff, methinks.
59. ESPN is paying a really big price for its politics (and bad programming). People are dumping it in RECORD numbers. Apologize for untruth!: ESPN needs to be about sports and not politics.
60. We have made more progress in the last nine months against ISIS than the Obama Administration has made in 8 years.Must be proactive & nasty!: Well we actually are making progress.
61. Crooked Hillary Clinton blames everybody (and every thing) but herself for her election loss. She lost the debates and lost her direction!: She did concede though.
62. Heading to Alabama now, big crowd!: Not surprising.
63. Burning a flag is a peaceful and respectful way for citizens of this great country to voice their displeasure. Very powerful.: Why can't your haters just leave the country like they said they would instead of vandalizing things.
64. Hey Canada. You're getting a wall too you snow Mexicans.: This is awful.
65. It's Thursday. How many people have lost their healthcare today?: Don't ever make that joke. I don't want to lose mine.
66. Great move on delay (by V. Putin) - I always knew he was very smart!: Um, sure.
67. I am thinking about changing the name #FakeNews CNN to #FraudNewsCNN!: News is always biased.
68. Another attack in London by a loser terrorist. These are sick and demented people who were in the sights of Scotland Yard. Must be proactive!: WHY
69. That Kevin McAllister is such a loser. ZERO credibility!: So why are we hating Home Alone again? I mean you did help the kid find his way through your hotel in your cameo.
70. How is ABC Television allowed to have a show entitled "Blackish"? Can you imagine the furor of a show, "Whiteish"! Racism at highest level?: That's true.
71. @chucktodd said today on @meetthepress that "attacking Bill to get to Hillary has never worked before." Wrong - attacked him in '08 & won!: Did Obama do that one?
72. Why can't Mexicans be more like the Asians? Less rape, more computers!: That's true.
73. Hillary Clinton is weak and ineffective - no strength, no stamina.: You said the same thing about Elizabeth Warren but she's actually a stronger candidate than this granny.
74. Pervert alert. @RepWeiner is back on twitter. All girls under the age of 18, block him immediately.: Who
75. Congress, get ready to do your job - DACA!: What even was DACA about anyways.
76. America needs a President who can negotiate better deals for American People.: That should be what every president does
77. Proud to welcome our great cabinet this afternoon for our first meeting. Unfortunately 4 seats were empty because Senate Dems are delaying!: Senators can't accept a loss it seems.
78. It is amazing how rude much of the media is to my very hard working representatives. Be nice, you will do much better!: I agree
79. Unfortunately@BarackObama's continued attack on the US $ will lead to ever rising gas prices at the pump at lots of other really bad things: They are rising where I live
80. I would like to wish everyone, including all haters and losers (of which, sadly, there are many) a truly happy and enjoyable Memorial Day!: Who is a jerk on Memorial Day?
81. How much longer are we expected to put up with the world's most incompetent leader - ObamaCare, Iran, Syria, bads deals. JUST NEVER ENDS: Our leader at the time was a healthcare program?
82. Word is spreading that I got a tattoo - no way, I am not a fan!: Tattoos are only for impression.
83. Iran, with all of the money and all else given to them by Obama, has wanted a way to take over Saudi Arabia & their oil. THEY JUST FOUND IT!: You don't see this one on American news.
84. The worst thing Hillary could do is have her husband campaign for her. Just watch.: I mean duh, it's bound to happen.
85. @RuthMarcus of the @washingtonpost was terrible today on Face The Nation. No focus, poor level of concentration-but correct on Hillary lying.: You don't have to insult every politician that shows up on a news channel you know.
86. THANK YOU AMERICA! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain: Nothing wrong with being patriotic.
87. I will defeat Crooked Hillary Clinton on 11/8/2016: Well, good job.
88. Good news is that my campaign has perhaps more cash than any campaign in the history of politics- b/c I stand 100% behind everything we do.: Admittingly enough, I want to know how much cash went in.
89. Honor Memorial Day by thinking of and respecting all of the great men and women that gave their lives for us and our country! We love them.: This is a bad tweet?
90. Don't believe the biased and phony media quoting people who work for my campaign. The only quote that matters is a quote from me!: Well, don't make mistakes in your tweets and maybe they won't be biasing your campaign on those mistakes.
91. If dummy Bill Kristol actually does get a spoiler to run as an independent, say goodbye to the Supreme Court!: The Court will not fall just because someone runs for something.
92. Just got recent poll - much higher than President O at the same time...Well, much more has been accomplished!: You didn't run against him.
93. Congress must pass a budget and hold Obama to it. No more continuing resolutions and no more excuses. Republicans soon hold both houses: Well, no more excuses is true.
94....and did not want to "rock the boat." He didn't "choke," he colluded or obstructed, and it did the dems and Crooked Hillary no good.: Who is he referring to?
95. With the labor participation rate at a 36 yr. low, over 92M Americans are out of the work force.: Is this because of all the stupid protests? I swear, I'M the one who is actually looking for a job myself, and the lazy ones get in?
96. General John Kerry is doing a great job as Chief of Staff. I could not be happier or more impressed - and this Administration continues to...: To what?
97. If my people said things about me that Podesta & Hillary's people said about her, I would fire them out of self respect. "Bad instincts": Who's Podesta? I would agree with this though.
98. We must not let #CrookedHillary take her CRIMINAL SCHEME into the Oval Office. #DrainTheSwamp: Well she's not in the Oval Office now.
99. Our country is being run by total amateurs. Let's just call it "amateur hour.": Hmmm...
100. I love watching the dishonest writers @NYMag suffer the magazine's failure.: Who knows about this magazine?
101. Happy #MothersDay to all the great mothers out there!: Nothing wrong with celebrating a holiday.
102. @MikeSington: Crowd goes wild for *CENSORED* at SC Summit! @SteveKingIA: "*CENSORED*'s in; I know he's in." His Scooby Doo van:: Okay.
103. "@iamSloany: *CENSORED* you are the president we need!!" Thanks: Should retweets be on this list?
104. BREAKING NEWS: Obama has just made a trade with Russia. They get Florida, California & our gold supply. We get borscht & a bottle of vodka.: Exports are nice.
105. I AM PLEASED TO INFORM YOU THAT CELEBRITY APPRENTICE HAS BEEN RENEWED FOR ANOTHER SEASON BY NBC. SEE YOU AT THE NBC UPFRONTS TOMORROW.: WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING.
106. Thank you- Appleton, Wisconsin! #WIPrimary #*CENSORED*: Nothing wrong with thanking a place.
107. Via @Newsmax_Media by: @ChrisRuddyNMX: "*CENSORED* and the End of Free Speech": Free speech hasn't ended.
108. @BarackObama played golf yesterday. Now he heads to a 10 day vacation in Martha's Vineyard. Nice work ethic.: It's tough being president, so there needs to be breaks in work. You gotta know that.
109. If the Palestinians want statehood then why are they run by the terrorist group Hamas?: Isn't Palestine recognized?
110. @Bigonbeets : *CENSORED* If you could do anything to change the world for the better, what would you do?" Fire Obama!: Okay retweets should really not be on this list.
111. @TurnberryBuzz the jewel in *CENSORED*'s golfing crown” via @TheScotsman by @DempsterMartin: Just stop.
112. "Corporations have NEVER made as much money as they are making now." Thank you Stuart Varney @foxandfriends Jobs are starting to roar,watch!: There does need to be more jobs for more people.
113. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!: Nothing wrong with being cheerful for Christmas.
114. On International Women's Day, join me in honoring the critical role of women here in America & around the world.: Ironic how women hate this guy's guts but he's trying his best to celebrate their international holiday.
115. I will be going to Texas and Louisiana tomorrow with First Lady. Great progress being made! Spending weekend working at White House.: Good.
116. "@MathewPrinsen: *CENSORED* I was wondering your take on Obama saluting with a coffee in his hand? Big deal or no?" Terrible!: Stop putting retweets on this list.
117. With Terry McAuliffe, Gov of Virginia, at the *CENSORED* Winery in Charlottesville, VA--largest on East Coast. @GovernorVA: That's nice to know.
118. Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born f***ed up!: They weren't born that way, they just hate you. And this won't help the case.
119. "@Newsmax_Media: *CENSORED* Taking 'Serious Look' at 2016 Presidential Run: What's wrong with a serious face?
120. Jeb used Eminent Domain & took advantage of a disabled vet in the process. (2/2) http:// newswithviews.com/Nelson/kelleig h272.htm …: Just, no
121. Funny that Jeb(!) didn't want help from his family in his failed campaign and didn't even want to use his last name.Then mommy, now brother!: Oh my gosh.
122. Heading to Youngstown, Ohio now- some great polls. #AmericaFirst: What's wrong with an update on where you're going to?
123. Brits spent $57.8M on the royal family. Obamas cost us $1.4B in expenses--including entertainment http:// thedc.com/P9pDX2 Living large on us.: To be fair, Brits are some of the worst people around, but the spending on so many things is what's leading the world into debt.
124. How did Snowden, with not even a high school education, get access to top secret U.S. records. He then gave, or sold, those records-traitor!: I thought Obama's administration arrested the guy.

So yeah, I really don't want to get in trouble here.

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I think some just wanted attention for their stupid tweets - iliekpiez

Wait I figured out who this person is - iliekpiez

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