Top Ten Funniest Medical Pick-up Lines

The Top Ten
1 You're like an inflamed appendix. I don't know what to do with you, but my gut feels I should take you out.

I'll let my fellow TopTenners judge when to use this. Because I never wanna...

I don't know how I should react to this...

2 Use the stethoscope. What does your heart say?
3 Was the midwife shocked when she saw that an angel was born?
4 I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
5 Forget the MRI, I can perform a full scan with a yet stronger force!
6 My current girlfriend hates me; I need a transplant.

A response may be "A brain transplant? "

7 My adductor isn't the only thing that's longus.
8 How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
9 That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
10 I am an organ donor, need anything?
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