Funniest Messages On Shirts

The Top Ten
1 How's your cat doing? (-ħ/2m)Δ^2Ψ+VΨ=iħ(δΨ/δt)
2 Exercise... EXERCISE!... Ex...er...cise... Ex...ar...size... Eggs...are...sides... for bacon! BACON!

Way better than the first... partly because I have no friggen idea what the symbols mean and partly because BACON!

3 I am a fan of not being on fire

That makes two of us.

4 National Sarcasm Society: Like We Need Your Support!

I like this one I think it's funny, but I only understand three of these. I wish I understood.

5 Geeks do it β
6 And God said Δ.D=ρ, Δ.B=0, ΔxE=-δB/δt, ΔxH=J+δD/δt; and then there was light.

I adore this one as well!

7 I'm only sarcastic when I speak.

And I shall say to you: "... If sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, you'd better try using some sarcasm my friend..."
Excellent list. And don't think I haven't spotted one item in particular... Haha!

8 Fart Loading: (depicts loading bar) Please Wait...

Make sure to wear this shirt the next time you go to Kmart.

9 √(-1) 2^3 ∑ π, and it was delicious!
10 One rule for dating my daughter: Whatever you do to her, I do to you! - Her Father

Just a clarification: you can laugh at this, but you can't wear it.

The Contenders
11 (Evolution line on monkeys man at end saying) "STOP FOLLOWING ME!"
12 "Exercise?" I thought you said, "Extra fries"
13 Eat. Sleep. ̶b̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶d̶u̶c̶t̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶h̶u̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶. Game. Repeat.

I unironically wear this kind of shirt when I'm exercising!

14 "Thats What" - She
15 If God meant for us to be vegetarians, He would have made broccoli more fun to shoot at
16 I pooped today!
17 Pray for My Arm
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