Top 10 Funniest Metal Band NamesWhilst browsing through the Jazz section in HMV, my friend called me over to look at the Metal section and we spent the best part of half an hour laughing at the odd and funny band names. Imagine asking, "Do you have... "
The Top Ten
Elite name and elite band. You know they are intentionally bad. To the guy who rather would listen to Bieber, you are triggered easily.
Worst band ever! I'd rather listen to people like bieber a million times!
I honestly find this name funny. Put it on top!
This name's hilarious.
Hitting your mind after every word!
Sounds like a weird cereal name
Have to agree with all band names on this list, but this is the funniest and most weird! Laugh out loud!
"Next time he borrows my girlfriend I will have! "
Definitely the funniest on here by far.
None of these names are funny at all.
"Yeah, got one out the back..."
Funny story. I was at Mayhem Fest over the summer watching Jungle Rot, and an old man walked walked in front of me. He was wearing a sun hat and a shirt that read "Anal Blast" with a hilariously gross graphic
Ha! Just came to this list again for a giggle but now I'm laughing! Seriously...is there a rock or metal band with this name?! Haha
This is an actual name?
No, I was just that the guy who thought up of the name had been poisoned by the members of the band, and for his final message he warned the viewers of the bands devious deed.
This one's pretty funny.
It sounds like a pig that ate explosives then blow up and then it rained bacon. They are trying to be idiotic
They destroy pigs!
How is this not at least in the top 3? I mean, Carcass, Anthrax, etc. Are funny, but for metal they're pretty standard. "Iwrestledabearonce" is funny for every genre of music, even in their silly humor-metalcore subgroup. And note that it's spelled all as one word.
Horrible grammar and you cannot survive if you wrestled a bear. You will die.
@ThatStrangeKid42 - I agree with you (because I added them) and they are at #2 on my remix.
Correct spelling: I wrestled a bear once
Trent stated the name has no literal meaning anyway.
Why they wanted to be called this, I will never know.
It sounds more cool than funny.
NINE INCH is the lenght of the NAILS that nailed Jesus to the cross.
More awesome than funny actually
What is wrong with people these days
Past - Cool and angel ocs
Present - Edgy and demon ocs
what whAts woRse? I'm a cHrisTiaN
What is wrong with people?
... I have no words
"Only every bloody day, my friend! "
Liberals see no problem with this band name
Haha... that is sad... :/
Thrash from Canada. Very good and serious band despite this name.
No footballs... why so dirty minded
I am far too immature for this.
Yes! I love balls!
You go to the records shop and ask the shopkeeper-Do You Have Any Anthrax?
The cure for anthrax is slayer hur hur
"I'm craving some Anthrax right now."
Hey, I wanna buy some Anthrax!
Never heard of them, name is weird for a band.
Should be higher, and should definitely be above Suicidal Tendencies.
A member of the band was drunk at a bar, stood up and called some woman a goatwhore. Thus, Goatwhore got its name. One of my favorite bands
Ha, one of my favorite metal bands. Never sounded funny to me because I know they are respected and great. They are a top-notch metal band with one of the greatest singers out there.
I'd put this in the top 10. They are a Cannibal Corpse parody band. They take their song and album names and insert weed puns.
Songs: I C** Bud, I Will Smoke You, Skull Full of Bong Hits, Mummified in Bong Water.
Very good and serious metal band
A metal band for the chaps' to listen to as they sit politely at a table while drinking tea and eating biscuits.
What is up with metal bands and Hitler