Funniest Metal Band NamesBritgirl Whilst browsing through the Jazz section in HMV, my friend called me over to look at the Metal section and we spent the best part of half an hour laughing at the odd and funny band names. Imagine asking, "Do you have... "
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I honestly find this name funny. Put it on top!
My two brothers listen to these. 0.0 - Britgirl
This is an elite name ~ AlphaQ
It isn't exactly weird, it's named after an Elton John song... - ryanrimmel
Have to agree with all band names on this list, but this is the funniest and most weird! Laugh out loud!
"Next time he borrows my girlfriend I will have! " - Britgirl
Definitely the funniest on here by far.
Sounds like a weird cereal name - MoldySock
Hitting your mind after every word! - Curti2594
Not metal... - Ananya
None of these names are funny at all. - Aragorn98
"Yeah, got one out the back..." - Britgirl
NIN aren't metal.
Trent stated the name has no literal meaning anyway.
It sounds more cool than funny.
Ah...Not metal - AnanyaV 2 Comments
This is an actual name? - RiverClanRocks
No, I was just that the guy who thought up of the name had been poisoned by the members of the band, and for his final message he warned the viewers of the bands devious deed. - DapperPickle
How is this not at least in the top 3? I mean, Carcass, Anthrax, etc. Are funny, but for metal they're pretty standard. "Iwrestledabearonce" is funny for every genre of music, even in their silly humor-metalcore subgroup. And note that it's spelled all as one word. - ThatStrangeKid42
Horrible grammar and you cannot survive if you wrestled a bear. You will die. - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Correct spelling: I wrestled a bear once - Metal_Treasure
I hate this bandV 2 Comments
Funny story. I was at Mayhem Fest over the summer watching Jungle Rot, and an old man walked walked in front of me. He was wearing a sun hat and a shirt that read "Anal Blast" with a hilariously gross graphic - ryanrimmel
Ha! Just came to this list again for a giggle but now I'm laughing! Seriously...is there a rock or metal band with this name?! Haha - Britgirl
It sounds like a pig that ate explosives then blow up and then it rained bacon. They are trying to be idiotic
I hate this band
This one's pretty funny. - Oliwally
Yes, this is real. - ThatoneMetalhead
This isn't funny at all.
"Only every bloody day, my friend! " - Britgirl
None of the bands in the top ten have weird names. - IronSabbathPriest
You go to the records shop and ask the shopkeeper-Do You Have Any Anthrax? - Toucan
"I'm craving some Anthrax right now."
Nah, this name is badass - PeeledBananaV 2 Comments
What is wrong with people?
... I have no words - InsertCleverName
Oh my word! Wha..? 0.0 - Britgirl
What! This is an awesome name, and the best band on here
Ha, my favorite band. Never sounded funny to me because I know how serious they are, and how great they are. Their musicianship is "A" class, with one of the greatest singers out there. - Metal_Treasure
Hmmm I don't think it's funny at all - Ananya
Haha... that is sad... :/
A member of the band was drunk at a bar, stood up and called some woman a goatwhore. Thus, Goatwhore got its name. One of my favorite bands - ryanrimmel
Yes! I love balls!
I am far too immature for this.
No footballs... why so dirty minded - InsertCleverName
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