Top 10 Funniest Metal Band Names

Whilst browsing through the Jazz section in HMV, my friend called me over to look at the Metal section and we spent the best part of half an hour laughing at the odd and funny band names. Imagine asking, "Do you have... "
The Top Ten
1 Anal C*** Anal C*** was an American grindcore band founded by vocalist Seth Putnam in 1988 in Newton, Massachusetts. The band is known for their highly offensive lyrics which included themes of misogyny, homophobia, racism, Nazism, antisemitism, and schadenfreude (ridicule of the unfortunate). Their music has more.

Elite name and elite band. You know they are intentionally bad. To the guy who rather would listen to Bieber, you are triggered easily.

Worst band ever! I'd rather listen to people like bieber a million times!

I honestly find this name funny. Put it on top!

This name's hilarious.

2 Five Finger Death Punch Five Finger Death Punch, often shortened to Five Finger or Death Punch, also abbreviated as 5FDP or FFDP, is an American Alternative Metal/Alternative Rock band from Las Vegas, Nevada. Formed in 2005, the band's name comes from the kung fu movie The Five Fingers of Death.

Hitting your mind after every word!

Sounds like a weird cereal name

3 Funeral For a Friend

Have to agree with all band names on this list, but this is the funniest and most weird! Laugh out loud!

"Next time he borrows my girlfriend I will have! "

Definitely the funniest on here by far.

4 Carcass Carcass are a British extreme metal band from Liverpool, who formed in 1985 and disbanded in 1995. A reformation was enacted in 2007 without one of its original members, drummer Ken Owen, due to health reasons.

None of these names are funny at all.

"Yeah, got one out the back..."

5 Anal Blast

Funny story. I was at Mayhem Fest over the summer watching Jungle Rot, and an old man walked walked in front of me. He was wearing a sun hat and a shirt that read "Anal Blast" with a hilariously gross graphic

Ha! Just came to this list again for a giggle but now I'm laughing! there a rock or metal band with this name?! Haha

6 Oh S*** They’re Going to Kill Us

This is an actual name?

7 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

This one's pretty funny.

8 Pig Destroyer Pig Destroyer is an American grindcore band formed in 1997 in Alexandria, Virginia. The band was formed by vocalist J. R. Hayes, guitarist Scott Hull, and drummer John Evans, later replaced by Brian Harvey.

It sounds like a pig that ate explosives then blow up and then it rained bacon. They are trying to be idiotic

They destroy pigs!

9 iwrestledabearonce

How is this not at least in the top 3? I mean, Carcass, Anthrax, etc. Are funny, but for metal they're pretty standard. "Iwrestledabearonce" is funny for every genre of music, even in their silly humor-metalcore subgroup. And note that it's spelled all as one word.

Horrible grammar and you cannot survive if you wrestled a bear. You will die.

@ThatStrangeKid42 - I agree with you (because I added them) and they are at #2 on my remix.

Correct spelling: I wrestled a bear once

10 Nine Inch Nails Nine Inch Nails is an American industrial rock band and, founded in 1988 by Trent Reznor in Cleveland, Ohio.

Trent stated the name has no literal meaning anyway.

Why they wanted to be called this, I will never know.

It sounds more cool than funny.

NINE INCH is the lenght of the NAILS that nailed Jesus to the cross.
More awesome than funny actually

The Contenders
11 Jesus Loves Anal

What is wrong with people these days
Past - Cool and angel ocs
Present - Edgy and demon ocs
what whAts woRse? I'm a cHrisTiaN

What is wrong with people?

... I have no words


12 Suicidal Tendencies Suicidal Tendencies is an American crossover thrash band founded in 1980 in Venice, California by vocalist Mike Muir, who is the only remaining original member of the band. The band is often credited as one of "the fathers of crossover thrash".

"Only every bloody day, my friend! "

13 Dying Fetus Dying Fetus is an American death metal band originally from Upper Marlboro, Maryland. Formed in 1991, the group is known for their consistently hook-laden song structures, characterized by blast beats, complex riffing, slam riffs and heavy breakdowns.

Liberals see no problem with this band name

Haha... that is sad... :/

14 Dead Brain Cells Dead Brain Cells are a Canadian thrash metal band from the late 1980s. Called DBC for short, the band started in 1985 in Montreal as a small project named Final Chapter by guitar players Eddie Shahini and Gerry Ouellette, who put an ad in a magazine looking for a drummer.

Thrash from Canada. Very good and serious band despite this name.

15 Balls

No footballs... why so dirty minded

I am far too immature for this.

Yes! I love balls!

16 Anthrax Anthrax is an American thrash metal band from New York City, formed in 1981 by guitarist Scott Ian and bassist Dan Lilker.

You go to the records shop and ask the shopkeeper-Do You Have Any Anthrax?

The cure for anthrax is slayer hur hur

"I'm craving some Anthrax right now."

Hey, I wanna buy some Anthrax!

17 Vodka Humor

Never heard of them, name is weird for a band.

18 Goatwhore Goatwhore is an American extreme metal band formed in 1997 in New Orleans, Louisiana, United States formed by former Acid Bath guitarist Sammy Duet. Goatwhore is known for their fast-paced fusion of black, death, and thrash metal.

Should be higher, and should definitely be above Suicidal Tendencies.

A member of the band was drunk at a bar, stood up and called some woman a goatwhore. Thus, Goatwhore got its name. One of my favorite bands

19 Blind Guardian Blind Guardian is a German power metal band formed in the mid-1980s in West Germany. They are often credited as one of the seminal and most influential bands in the power metal and speed metal subgenres. Heavily influenced by Queen, they use the technique of overdubbing. They also incorporate large more.

Ha, one of my favorite metal bands. Never sounded funny to me because I know they are respected and great. They are a top-notch metal band with one of the greatest singers out there.

20 Cannabis Corpse Cannabis Corpse is a marijuana-themed death metal band, formed in Virginia in 2006. Their band name is a parody of Cannibal Corpse. Cannabis Corpse songs are fully original but their album and song titles are parodies of many death metal bands' album and song titles (e.g. "Tube of the Resinated" vs more.

I'd put this in the top 10. They are a Cannibal Corpse parody band. They take their song and album names and insert weed puns.

Songs: I C** Bud, I Will Smoke You, Skull Full of Bong Hits, Mummified in Bong Water.

21 We Butter the Bread With Butter We Butter the Bread with Butter is a German metalcore band from Lübben, noted for their heavy use of electronic music characteristics.
22 Smelly Pedros
23 Strapping Young Lad Strapping Young Lad was a Canadian extreme metal band formed by Devin Townsend in Vancouver, British Columbia in 1994. The band started as a one-man studio project; Townsend played most of the instruments on the 1995 debut album, Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing. By 1997, he had recruited permanent members; more.

Very good and serious metal band

24 Vaginal Penetration of an Amelus with a Musty Carrot
25 Abörted Hitler C***

What is up with metal bands and Hitler

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