Funniest Metal Band Names
The Contenders: Page 2
21 Strapping Young Lad
Strapping Young Lad was a Canadian extreme metal band formed by Devin Townsend in Vancouver, British Columbia in 1994. The band started as a one-man studio project; Townsend played most of the instruments on the 1995 debut album, Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing.
Very good and serious metal band - Metal_Treasure
A metal band for the chaps' to listen to as they sit politely at a table while drinking tea and eating biscuits. - Oliwally
22 Cannabis Corpse
Cannabis Corpse is a marijuana-themed death metal band, formed in Virginia in 2006. Their band name is a parody of Cannibal Corpse. Cannabis Corpse songs are fully original but their album and song titles are parodies of many death metal bands' album and song titles (e.g. "Tube of the Resinated" vs ...read more.
I'd put this in the top 10. They are a Cannibal Corpse parody band. They take their song and album names and insert weed puns.
Songs: I C** Bud, I Will Smoke You, Skull Full of Bong Hits, Mummified in Bong Water. - ryanrimmel
23 Satan's Almighty Penis
24 Lamb of God
Lamb of God is an American heavy metal band from Richmond, Virginia. Formed in 1994, the group consists of vocalist Randy Blythe, guitarists Mark Morton and Willie Adler, bassist John Campbell, and drummer Chris Adler.
Just...too weird. I can imagine how odd their fans sound.
Our cool top tenner gemcloben is their fan and he doesn't sound odd. - Metal_Treasure
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25 Smelly Pedros
I think this is one of the most badass band names - ryanrimmel
Funny? It's such a badass name - Ananya
Exactly what is he slaying?
Slipknot is a Heavy Metal band formed in 1995 from Iowa. The band released their first album in 1999 and was well received by critics and fans. The group gained success after the release of their second studio album, "Iowa". ...read more.
28 Twisted Sister
Twisted Sister is an American heavy metal band originally from Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey, and later based in Long Island, New York.
Funeral for a friend? Really? They aren't even metal! I would barely consider twisted sister to be metal, but oh well. amusing name. - ThatStrangeKid42
This one actually deserves to be on the list - SirSkeletorThe3rd
"Do you have Twisted Sister? " I can only imagine the reply. Haha! - Britgirl
This band isn't really metal, also some other bands on this list aren't metal - Metal_Treasure
29 We Butter the Bread With Butter
We Butter the Bread with Butter is a German metalcore band from Lübben, noted for their heavy use of electronic music characteristics.
30 Abörted Hitler C***
What is up with metal bands and Hitler
31 Adolf Satan
32 Sick Puppies
Sick Puppies is an Australian rock band, formed in 1997. Sick Puppies rose to prominence in 2006 when their song "All the Same" was uploaded along with a video to YouTube.
This is such a stupid name, but they're not metal
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33 Vaginal Penetration of an Amelus with a Musty Carrot
34 Rotting Christ
Rotting Christ is a Greek extreme metal band formed in 1987. They are noted for being one of the first black metal bands within this region, as well as a premier act within the European underground metal scene.
Melodic black metal from Greece - ryanrimmel
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35 Five Star Prison Cell
36 Metal Duck
Ha - PeeledBanana
Rammstein is a German Neue Deutsche Härte and Industrial Metal band consisting of Till Lindemann (vocals), Richard Kruspe (guitar), Paul Landers (guitar), Oliver Riedel (electric bass), Christoph Schneider (drums) and Christian Lorenz (keyboard), that formed in 1994 in Berlin . ...read more.
Rammstein, Lamb of God and Slipknot are all firm favourites of my brother's. Ugh to them all! - Britgirl
Epica is a Dutch symphonic metal band, founded by guitarist and vocalist Mark Jansen after his departure from After Forever. V 1 Comment
39 Children Of Bodom
Children Of Bodom is a melodic death metal band from Espoo, Finland. Formed in 1993, the group currently consists of Alexi Laiho, Janne Wirman, Henkka Seppälä, Jaska Raatikainen and Daniel Freyberg.
40 Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Agoraphobic Nosebleed is a grindcore band formed in 1994 in Springfield, Massachusetts, United States.