Top 10 Funniest Metal Genres

Fretto
Even if this genres are funny they're still really awesome.
If you're ready to bang your head and want to laugh......LISTEN TO THEM!

The Top Ten

1 Slam Metal

This is the funniest and one of the coolest subgenres of Death Metal.


Bands: Kraanium, Vomit the Soul, Abominable Putridity, Katalepsy etc. - Fretto

2 Pornogrind
3 Black Metal

Lots of artists look like Po from Kung Fu Panda with their corpsepaint. And if you look at Immortal's or The black satans' music videos you'll understand it.




Bands: Suxmar, Taran & Gorgoroth - Fretto

4 Kawaii Metal
5 Power Metal

I agree power metal tends to be cheesy but I disagree with the examples: there's nothing cheesy in Blind Guardian and Savatage - probably because they aren't typical power metal bands. Only one song by Savatage is cheesy (One Child, 1994). None of the Blind Guardian songs is cheesy, they are the least pop-ish band in the subgenre.

But I agree Galneryus are cheesy. The most pop-ish power metal bands are: DragonForce, Stratovarius, Rhapsody, Amaranthe, and all female-fronted symphonic metal bands - Within Temptation, Nightwish, Epica. - Metal_Treasure

Pop means generic sounding that would appeal to most of the population or that the bands are not innovative or have no complexity to their songs. They have the same beat throughout and a passable singing voice and a catchy hook

When it comes to cheesyness Power Metal will even make it cheesier...and more epic than all fantasy rpg's all together.

This are just Power Metal band recommandations.
Those bands aren't cheesy .

Gloryhammer is.


Bands: Galneryus,Savatage & Blind Guardian - Fretto

6 Stoner Doom

Spongebob Hempants will love this.
This genre defines riffs & solos which make you feel stoned.


The lyrics give you the rest. - Fretto

7 Drone Metal

This riff takes for ever,Sun0)))! - Fretto

8 Hair Metal

Haha, this isn't really metal. Music is hard rock, lyrics are about girls, sex and partying, and the guys look like poodles. I don't know why this joke was called "metal". Poser metal fits better. - Metal_Treasure

Make up, lots of hairspray and crazy outfits.




Bands: (old) Pantera, Motley Crew etc. - Fretto

9 Djent

Ladies & Djentlemen,
There is 0 - 0 - 0 chance you never heared of this genre.


Bands: Meshuggah, Periphery, After the Burial - Fretto

10 Folk Metal Folk Metal Folk metal is a fusion genre of heavy metal music and traditional folk music that developed in Europe during the 1990s.

The Contenders

11 Nu Metal

Okay, most Metalheads hate it.
It's funny that lots of the artists looked like rappers but weren't liked by Metal or Hip Hop fans.


Bands: Seo Taiji, Maximum the Hormone, Nevada Tan - Fretto

12 Nintendocore
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