Funniest Metal Music-Related Images

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The Top Ten

1 The most heavy metal goat ever

2 Heavy Metal Literally

Seriously, though, whoever made that sculpture deserves a good commendation. That is awesome. - Gg2000

I would like to thank christangrant for this great image. - Metal_Treasure

3 Catollica: Pastor of Muppets

4 Raking the lawn! Raking the lawn!

One of the funniest misheard lyrics ever. Yeah, Rob Halford is raking the lawn, LOL.
Actual lyric: Breaking the law! - Metal_Treasure

5 Dream Theater Mosh Pit

6 Logo for my new black metal band

7 Master Card or Visa? Master! Master!

8 Chemistry test: Name 4 metals and their symbols. Answer: Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax

Strange, the image's gone, it was here for about 7 months... - Metal_Treasure

Let the chemistry test begin! - Metal_Treasure

This is so cool - Ananya

9 My fork turned from plastic to metal

If you know about some funny images, you have to message me because you won't be able to add images to my list. But I can add them if you send me the links. - Metal_Treasure

10 Teacher: Name the most important music genre of the 20th century. And don't say heavy metal. Student: HEAVY METAL.

The Contenders

11 I gave them metal. They still listen to Nicki Minaj

Best.Picture.Ever. - Ananya

12 Abbath Road

13 Dave Mustaine hated Metallica before it was cool

Ha ha! Dave Mustaine is the ultimate hipster. - Gg2000

14 Dave Mustaine's Valentine: I love you more than I hate Obama

15 Gimmie Food, Gimmie Fries, Gimmie Salad on the Side!

Illustrates some of the funniest misheard lyrics in metal (Fuel by Metallica).
Actual Lyric:
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire. - Metal_Treasure

16 Ellen Djenteres

With that 20-string guitar she's so djenty, so proggy, so metal! - Metal_Treasure

17 Amon Amarth Tour Bus

Thanks to christangrant for this item although the image he sent me didn't fit (sorry for that) and I added another image that is similar. - Metal_Treasure

18 Slayer bus stop. Next stop...South of Heaven.

19 Mayhem-De Mysteriis Dom Bananas

20 Chuck Schuldiner wearing a hat at Waffle House is still more metal than you will ever be

21 Blind Guardian Mosh Pit

The entire text is "I see your Dream Theater mosh pit and raise you".
(the image of the Dream Theater mosh pit is on this list, too - somewhere higher on the list) - Metal_Treasure

22 This is thrash, This is trash

23 I'm a huge metal fan. Me too!

24 Black metal pick-up line: Hey girl, are you a church? Cause you are smokin'

25 What if Iron Maiden was set up by teachers to secretly teach people literature and history?

26 Megadeth-Roast 'N' Peas

Parody reference to Megadeth's album Rust In Peace - Metal_Treasure

27 Katy Perry: You're gonna hear me roar! Alissa White-Gluz and Angela Gossow: B*tch please!

That picture describes exactly how I feel about that song. - WheresMyGuitarPick

28 The most heavy metal cactuses

Aka Metallicactus species - Metal_Treasure

29 Heavy Metal is All About Satan and Killing People? I Thought You Said You Couldn't Understand the Words

The image to this item was here for over a month... and then suddenly and mysteriously vanished... - Metal_Treasure

30 Beethoven's advice: "Keep Calm and Neoclassical"

Beethoven means Neoclassical Metal, of course.
This is also the image the user zxm added for Neoclassical Metal (one of the best music images on this site). - Metal_Treasure

31 Metallicat: sleeps with one eye open gripping its pillow tight

You know the lyrics to Enter Sandman, eh?
"Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight" - Metal_Treasure

32 Parenting done right: Metal for life!!!

33 Darkthrone Toilet

34 Pokemon Amarth

35 Hate metal cause you can't hear the lyrics? Nicki Minaj must be a true poet!

36 The Pope yells "Slayer!!!"

37 Adele: Hello... it's me. Dave Mustaine: Hello me... it's me again!

A funny reference to the lyrics of Megadeth's Sweating Bullets. - Metal_Treasure

38 Mercyful Flakes

39 Amon Amarth Mosh Pit

40 Djent 2018: A closer look

Jared Dines looks at his new 18-string djent guitar. Angrily... - Metal_Treasure

41 Muhammed Suiçmez: 300 BPM? Too slow.

42 Heavy Metal.

43 God listens to Slayer

44 Heavy Metal Zodiac

45 McMetal's Mosh Thru

46 Baby screams "Slayerrrrr"

47 Question: Which Twilight Do You Like The Most? Answer: Twilight of the Thunder God

48 Black metal lamb

49 They didn't let me on the plane, Damn those metal detectors!

50 Melattica, Sayler

I love how James Hetfield and Tom Araya look on in bewilderment on their band name typos.

In addition, what's even funnier is that both have all the right words. "Sayler" in particular just brings up a new meaning onto itself. Now imagine Tom Araya, Kerry King, Paul Bostaph and Gary Holt wearing sailor-esque uniforms and playing for a band called "Sayler". - CrimsonShark

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Top Remixes (4)

1. I gave them metal. They still listen to Nicki Minaj
2. They didn't let me on the plane, Damn those metal detectors!
3. Black metal pick-up line: Hey girl, are you a church? Cause you are smokin'

Ananya

1. Dream Theater Mosh Pit
2. Raking the lawn! Raking the lawn!
3. Heavy Metal Literally

Gg2000

1. Master Card or Visa? Master! Master!
2. Catollica: Pastor of Muppets
3. The most heavy metal goat ever

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