Funniest Metal Music-Related Images

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The Top Ten

1 The most heavy metal goat ever The most heavy metal goat ever
2 Heavy Metal Literally Heavy Metal Literally

Seriously, though, whoever made that sculpture deserves a good commendation. That is awesome. - Gg2000

I would like to thank christangrant for this great image. - Metal_Treasure

3 Catollica: Pastor of Muppets Catollica: Pastor of Muppets

I like this Pope. I'm Catholic So this is awesome. - MattAffterburner

4 Logo for my new black metal band Logo for my new black metal band

Works with death metal as well, just have a look at Cattle Decapitation's and Extermination Dismemberment's logo. - Alkadikce

5 Raking the lawn! Raking the lawn! Raking the lawn! Raking the lawn!

This list is hilarious! - Userguy44

One of the funniest misheard lyrics ever. Yeah, Rob Halford is raking the lawn, LOL. Actual lyric: Breaking the law! - Metal_Treasure

6 Dream Theater Mosh Pit Dream Theater Mosh Pit
7 Master Card or Visa? Master! Master! Master Card or Visa? Master! Master!

Anyone surprised Metallica frontman prefers Master over Visa?
"Master, master!
Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master! " (Master of Puppets) - Metal_Treasure

8 Gimmie Food, Gimmie Fries, Gimmie Salad on the Side! Gimmie Food, Gimmie Fries, Gimmie Salad on the Side!

James when he orders at McDonalds. - Userguy44

Illustrates some of the funniest misheard lyrics in metal (Fuel by Metallica).
Actual Lyric: Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire. - Metal_Treasure

9 Chemistry test: Name 4 metals and their symbols. Answer: Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax

Strange, the image's gone, it was here for about 7 months... - Metal_Treasure

Let the chemistry test begin! - Metal_Treasure

This is so cool - Ananya

10 I gave them metal. They still listen to Nicki Minaj I gave them metal. They still listen to Nicki Minaj

Best.Picture.Ever. - Ananya

The Contenders

11 Teacher: Name the most important music genre of the 20th century. And don't say heavy metal. Student: HEAVY METAL. Teacher: Name the most important music genre of the 20th century. And don't say heavy metal. Student: HEAVY METAL.

I don't get it. - Userguy44

12 My fork turned from plastic to metal My fork turned from plastic to metal

Lol this one’s funny - Camaro6

If you know about some funny images, you have to message me because you won't be able to add images to my list. But I can add them if you send me the links. - Metal_Treasure

13 Abbath Road Abbath Road

Sabbath Road. - Userguy44

14 Dave Mustaine hated Metallica before it was cool Dave Mustaine hated Metallica before it was cool

Ha ha! Dave Mustaine is the ultimate hipster. - Gg2000

15 Amon Amarth Tour Bus Amon Amarth Tour Bus

Thanks to christangrant for this item although the image he sent me didn't fit (sorry for that) and I added another image that is similar. - Metal_Treasure

16 Ellen Djenteres Ellen Djenteres

With that 20-string guitar she's so djenty, so proggy, so metal! - Metal_Treasure

17 Dave Mustaine's Valentine: I love you more than I hate Obama Dave Mustaine's Valentine: I love you more than I hate Obama
18 Slayer bus stop. Next stop...South of Heaven. Slayer bus stop. Next stop...South of Heaven.
19 Mayhem-De Mysteriis Dom Bananas Mayhem-De Mysteriis Dom Bananas
20 Chuck Schuldiner wearing a hat at Waffle House is still more metal than you will ever be Chuck Schuldiner wearing a hat at Waffle House is still more metal than you will ever be

fact! - Metal_Treasure

21 Black metal pick-up line: Hey girl, are you a church? Cause you are smokin' Black metal pick-up line: Hey girl, are you a church? Cause you are smokin'
22 This is thrash, This is trash This is thrash, This is trash

This trash/thrash gets pretty boring fast. - Alkadikce

23 Darkthrone Toilet Darkthrone Toilet

Trve Kvlt Toilet. - HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

24 Blind Guardian Mosh Pit Blind Guardian Mosh Pit

The entire text is "I see your Dream Theater mosh pit and raise you".
(the image of the Dream Theater mosh pit is on this list, too - somewhere higher on the list) - Metal_Treasure

25 I'm a huge metal fan. Me too! I'm a huge metal fan. Me too!

Me too! Me too! - Metal_Treasure

26 Metallicat: sleeps with one eye open gripping its pillow tight Metallicat: sleeps with one eye open gripping its pillow tight

You know the lyrics to Enter Sandman, eh?
"Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight" - Metal_Treasure

27 Heavy Metal is All About Satan and Killing People? I Thought You Said You Couldn't Understand the Words

The image to this item was here for over a month... and then suddenly and mysteriously vanished... - Metal_Treasure

28 What if Iron Maiden was set up by teachers to secretly teach people literature and history? What if Iron Maiden was set up by teachers to secretly teach people literature and history?
29 Beethoven's advice: "Keep Calm and Neoclassical" Beethoven's advice:

I don't get any of these keep calm jokes. It's just keep calm and some random thing the author agrees with. - Alkadikce

Beethoven means Neoclassical Metal, of course.
This is also the image the user zxm added for Neoclassical Metal (one of the best music images on this site). - Metal_Treasure

30 Black metal lamb Black metal lamb
31 Megadeth-Roast 'N' Peas Megadeth-Roast 'N' Peas

Parody reference to Megadeth's album Rust In Peace - Metal_Treasure

32 Katy Perry: You're gonna hear me roar! Alissa White-Gluz and Angela Gossow: B*tch please! Katy Perry: You're gonna hear me roar! Alissa White-Gluz and Angela Gossow: B*tch please!

That picture describes exactly how I feel about that song. - WheresMyGuitarPick

Lol! - Userguy44

33 Amon Amarth Mosh Pit Amon Amarth Mosh Pit
34 Djent 2018: A closer look Djent 2018: A closer look

Jared Dines looks at his new 18-string djent guitar. Angrily... - Metal_Treasure

35 The most heavy metal cactuses The most heavy metal cactuses

Aka Metallicactus species - Metal_Treasure

36 Heavy Metal. Heavy Metal.
37 God listens to Slayer God listens to Slayer
38 Baby screams "Slayerrrrr" Baby screams
39 Question: Which Twilight Do You Like The Most? Answer: Twilight of the Thunder God
40 Hate metal cause you can't hear the lyrics? Nicki Minaj must be a true poet! Hate metal cause you can't hear the lyrics? Nicki Minaj must be a true poet!
41 Sikh and Destroy Sikh and Destroy

He tries to hide his balding. - Alkadikce

There's something funny about seeing Lars in a turban. I don't know what it is. - Gg2000

42 Parenting done right: Metal for life!!! Parenting done right: Metal for life!!!
43 Pokemon Amarth Pokemon Amarth
44 The Pope yells "Slayer!!!" The Pope yells
45 Adele: Hello... it's me. Dave Mustaine: Hello me... it's me again! Adele: Hello... it's me. Dave Mustaine: Hello me... it's me again!

A funny reference to the lyrics of Megadeth's Sweating Bullets. - Metal_Treasure

46 Mercyful Flakes Mercyful Flakes
47 Muhammed Suiçmez: 300 BPM? Too slow. Muhammed Suiçmez: 300 BPM? Too slow.

What does he like. 1000 BPM? - Userguy44

48 Heavy Metal Zodiac Heavy Metal Zodiac
49 McMetal's Mosh Thru McMetal's Mosh Thru
50 Cat of Northern Darkness Cat of Northern Darkness
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1. I gave them metal. They still listen to Nicki Minaj
2. They didn't let me on the plane, Damn those metal detectors!
3. Black metal pick-up line: Hey girl, are you a church? Cause you are smokin'
Ananya
1. Dream Theater Mosh Pit
2. Raking the lawn! Raking the lawn!
3. Heavy Metal Literally
Gg2000
1. Master Card or Visa? Master! Master!
2. Catollica: Pastor of Muppets
3. The most heavy metal goat ever
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