Funniest Metal Music-Related Images

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The Top Ten

1 The most heavy metal goat ever The most heavy metal goat ever
2 Heavy Metal Literally Heavy Metal Literally

Seriously, though, whoever made that sculpture deserves a good commendation. That is awesome. - Gg2000

I would like to thank christangrant for this great image. - Metal_Treasure

3 Chemistry test: Name 4 metals and their symbols. Answer: Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax

Strange, the image's gone, it was here for about 7 months... - Metal_Treasure

Let the chemistry test begin! - Metal_Treasure

This is so cool - Ananya

4 Catollica: Pastor of Muppets Catollica: Pastor of Muppets
5 Dream Theater Mosh Pit Dream Theater Mosh Pit
6 Raking the lawn! Raking the lawn! Raking the lawn! Raking the lawn!

One of the funniest misheard lyrics ever. Yeah, Rob Halford is raking the lawn, LOL.
Actual lyric: Breaking the law! - Metal_Treasure

7 Logo for my new black metal band Logo for my new black metal band
8 Master Card or Visa? Master! Master! Master Card or Visa? Master! Master!
9 My fork turned from plastic to metal My fork turned from plastic to metal

If you know about some funny images, you have to message me because you won't be able to add images to my list. But I can add them if you send me the links. - Metal_Treasure

10 Teacher: Name the most important music genre of the 20th century. And don't say heavy metal. Student: HEAVY METAL. Teacher: Name the most important music genre of the 20th century. And don't say heavy metal. Student: HEAVY METAL.

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11 I gave them metal. They still listen to Nicki Minaj I gave them metal. They still listen to Nicki Minaj

Best.Picture.Ever. - Ananya

12 Dave Mustaine hated Metallica before it was cool Dave Mustaine hated Metallica before it was cool

Ha ha! Dave Mustaine is the ultimate hipster. - Gg2000

13 The most heavy metal cactuses The most heavy metal cactuses

Aka Metallicactus species - Metal_Treasure

14 Gimmie Food, Gimmie Fries, Gimmie Salad on the Side! Gimmie Food, Gimmie Fries, Gimmie Salad on the Side!

Illustrates some of the funniest misheard lyrics in metal (Fuel by Metallica).
Actual Lyric:
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire. - Metal_Treasure

15 Ellen Djenteres Ellen Djenteres

Oh, yes! Now she's so djenty, so proggy, so metal! - Metal_Treasure

16 Abbath Road Abbath Road
17 Dave Mustaine's Valentine: I love you more than I hate Obama Dave Mustaine's Valentine: I love you more than I hate Obama
18 Chuck Schuldiner wearing a hat at Waffle House is still more metal than you will ever be Chuck Schuldiner wearing a hat at Waffle House is still more metal than you will ever be
19 Blind Guardian Mosh Pit Blind Guardian Mosh Pit

The entire text is "I see your Dream Theater mosh pit and raise you".
(the image of the Dream Theater mosh pit is on this list, too - somewhere higher on the list) - Metal_Treasure

20 This is thrash, This is trash This is thrash, This is trash
21 Slayer bus stop. Next stop...South of Heaven. Slayer bus stop. Next stop...South of Heaven.
22 I'm a huge metal fan. Me too! I'm a huge metal fan. Me too!
23 Mayhem-De Mysteriis Dom Bananas Mayhem-De Mysteriis Dom Bananas
24 What if Iron Maiden was set up by teachers to secretly teach people literature and history? What if Iron Maiden was set up by teachers to secretly teach people literature and history?
25 Megadeth-Roast 'N' Peas Megadeth-Roast 'N' Peas

Parody reference to Megadeth's album Rust In Peace - Metal_Treasure

26 Heavy Metal is All About Satan and Killing People? I Thought You Said You Couldn't Understand the Words

The image to this item was here for over a month... and then suddenly and mysteriously vanished... - Metal_Treasure

27 Beethoven's advice: "Keep Calm and Neoclassical" Beethoven's advice:

Beethoven means Neoclassical Metal, of course.
This is also the image the user zxm added for Neoclassical Metal (one of the best music images on this site). - Metal_Treasure

28 Hate metal cause you can't hear the lyrics? Nicki Minaj must be a true poet! Hate metal cause you can't hear the lyrics? Nicki Minaj must be a true poet!
29 The Pope yells "Slayer!!!" The Pope yells
30 Adele: Hello... it's me. Dave Mustaine: Hello me... it's me again! Adele: Hello... it's me. Dave Mustaine: Hello me... it's me again!

A funny reference to the lyrics of Megadeth's Sweating Bullets. - Metal_Treasure

31 Katy Perry: You're gonna hear me roar! Alissa White-Gluz and Angela Gossow: B*tch please! Katy Perry: You're gonna hear me roar! Alissa White-Gluz and Angela Gossow: B*tch please!
32 Amon Amarth Tour Bus Amon Amarth Tour Bus

Thanks to christangrant for this item although the image he sent me didn't fit (sorry for that) and I added another image that is similar. - Metal_Treasure

33 Amon Amarth Mosh Pit Amon Amarth Mosh Pit
34 Muhammed Suiçmez: 300 BPM? Too slow. Muhammed Suiçmez: 300 BPM? Too slow.
35 Heavy Metal. Heavy Metal.
36 God listens to Slayer God listens to Slayer
37 Baby screams "Slayerrrrr" Baby screams
38 Black metal pick-up line: Hey girl, are you a church? Cause you are smokin' Black metal pick-up line: Hey girl, are you a church? Cause you are smokin'
39 Question: Which Twilight Do You Like The Most? Answer: Twilight of the Thunder God
40 Djent 2018: A closer look Djent 2018: A closer look

Jared Dines looks at his new 18-string djent guitar. Angrily... - Metal_Treasure

41 Metallicat: sleeps with one eye open gripping its pillow tight Metallicat: sleeps with one eye open gripping its pillow tight

You know the lyrics to Enter Sandman, eh?
"Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight" - Metal_Treasure

42 They didn't let me on the plane, Damn those metal detectors!
43 Melattica, Sayler Melattica, Sayler

I love how James Hetfield and Tom Araya look on in bewilderment on their band name typos.

In addition, what's even funnier is that both have all the right words. "Sayler" in particular just brings up a new meaning onto itself. Now imagine Tom Araya, Kerry King, Paul Bostaph and Gary Holt wearing sailor-esque uniforms and playing for a band called "Sayler". - CrimsonShark

44 Meanwhile in Norway Meanwhile in Norway
45 Parenting done right: Metal for life!!! Parenting done right: Metal for life!!!
46 Darkthrone Toilet Darkthrone Toilet
47 Pokemon Amarth Pokemon Amarth
48 Is literally gay, still less gay than Black Veil Brides-about Rob Halford Is literally gay, still less gay than Black Veil Brides-about Rob Halford
49 Heavy Metal Zodiac Heavy Metal Zodiac
50 Black metal lamb Black metal lamb
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1. Master Card or Visa? Master! Master!
2. Catollica: Pastor of Muppets
3. The most heavy metal goat ever
Metal_Treasure
1. I gave them metal. They still listen to Nicki Minaj
2. They didn't let me on the plane, Damn those metal detectors!
3. Black metal pick-up line: Hey girl, are you a church? Cause you are smokin'
Ananya
1. Dream Theater Mosh Pit
2. Raking the lawn! Raking the lawn!
3. Heavy Metal Literally
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