1 The most heavy metal goat ever
2 Chemistry test: Name 4 metals and their symbols. Answer: Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax
Let the chemistry test begin! - Metal_Treasure
This is so cool - Ananya
3 Catollica: Pastor of Muppets
4 Master Card or Visa? Master! Master!
5 I gave them metal. They still listen to Nicki Minaj
Best.Picture.Ever. - Ananya
6 My fork turned from plastic to metal
If you know about some funny images, you have to message me because you won't be able to add images to my list. But I can add them if you send me the links. - Metal_Treasure
7 Teacher: Name the most important music genre of the 20th century. And don't say heavy metal. Student: HEAVY METAL.
8 The most heavy metal cactuses
Aka Metallicactus species - Metal_Treasure
9 Logo for my new black metal band
10 Heavy Metal Literally
I would like to thank christangrant for this great image. - Metal_Treasure
The Contenders
11 Gimmie Food, Gimmie Fries, Gimmie Salad on the Side!
Illustrates some of the funniest misheard lyrics in metal (Fuel by Metallica).
Actual Lyric:
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire. - Metal_Treasure
12 Abbath Road
13 Dave Mustaine's Valentine: I love you more than I hate Obama
14 Slayer bus stop. Next stop...South of Heaven.
15 Mayhem-De Mysteriis Dom Bananas
16 Raking the lawn! Raking the lawn!
One of the funniest misheard lyrics. Yeah, Rob Halford is raking the lawn, LOL.
Actual lyric: Breaking the law! - Metal_Treasure
17 Megadeth-Roast 'N' Peas
18 Heavy Metal is All About Satan and Killing People? I Thought You Said You Couldn't Understand the Words
The image to this item was here for over a month... and then suddenly and mysteriously vanished... - Metal_Treasure
19 Black metal pick-up line: Hey girl, are you a church? Cause you are smokin'
20 God listens to Slayer
21 Question: Which Twilight Do You Like The Most? Answer: Twilight of the Thunder God
22 They didn't let me on the plane, Damn those metal detectors!
23 Heavy Metal.
24 Hate metal cause you can't hear the lyrics? Nicki Minaj must be a true poet!
25 I'm a huge metal fan. Me too!
26 Meanwhile in Norway
27 I was just taking Abbath
28 What if Iron Maiden was set up by teachers to secretly teach people literature and history?
29 Heavy Metal Zodiac
30 Black metal lamb
31 Metallicat: sleeps with one eye open gripping its pillow tight
You know the lyrics to Enter Sandman, eh?
"Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight" - Metal_Treasure
32 Is literally gay, still less gay than Black Veil Brides-about Rob Halford
33 Ronnie James Dio: If you don't know who I am, don't use the horns!
34 Dave Mustaine hated Metallica before it was cool
35 McMetal's Mosh Thru
36 Cat of Northern Darkness
37 Black metal goat
38 Baby screams "Slayerrrrr"
39 Captain America: Metallica, Iron Man: Megadeth, Captain America: Civil War
40 Ellen Djenteres
Oh, yes! Now she's so djenty, so proggy, so metal! - Metal_Treasure
41 Beethoven's advice: "Keep Calm and Neoclassical"
Beethoven means Neoclassical Metal, of course.
This is also the image the user zxm added for Neoclassical Metal (one of the best music images on this site). - Metal_Treasure
42 Sikh and Destroy
43 Parenting done right: Metal for life!!!
44 I have a Dream Theater CD!
45 Darkthrone Toilet
46 Pokemon Amarth
47 Gimme Food, Gimme Fries, Gimme Salad on the Side (hungrier and angrier version)
48 Rob Halford: You're a homophobe? I'll give you something to be scared of.
49 Rob Halford doing the metal horns with Mario
50 King Diamond with Morgan Freeman