Funniest Metal Music-Related Images

The Top Ten

1 The most heavy metal goat ever
2 Heavy Metal Literally

Seriously, though, whoever made that sculpture deserves a good commendation. That is awesome. - Gg2000

I would like to thank christangrant for this great image. - Metal_Treasure

3 Catollica: Pastor of Muppets

I like this Pope. I'm Catholic So this is awesome. - MattAffterburner

4 Logo for my new black metal band

Works with death metal as well, just have a look at Cattle Decapitation's and Extermination Dismemberment's logo. - Alkadikce

5 Dream Theater Mosh Pit
6 Master Card or Visa? Master! Master!

Anyone surprised Metallica frontman prefers Master over Visa?
"Master, master!
Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master! " (Master of Puppets) - Metal_Treasure

7 Raking the lawn! Raking the lawn!

One of the funniest misheard lyrics ever. Yeah, Rob Halford is raking the lawn, LOL. Actual lyric: Breaking the law! - Metal_Treasure

This list is hilarious! - Userguy44

8 Gimmie Food, Gimmie Fries, Gimmie Salad on the Side!

Illustrates some of the funniest misheard lyrics in metal (Fuel by Metallica).
Actual Lyric: Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire. - Metal_Treasure

James when he orders at McDonalds. - Userguy44

9 Chemistry test: Name 4 metals and their symbols. Answer: Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax

Strange, the image's gone, it was here for about 7 months... - Metal_Treasure

Let the chemistry test begin! - Metal_Treasure

This is so cool - Ananya

10 I gave them metal. They still listen to Nicki Minaj

Best.Picture.Ever. - Ananya

This picture says it all. - RogerMcBaloney

The Contenders

11 Teacher: Name the most important music genre of the 20th century. And don't say heavy metal. Student: HEAVY METAL.

I don't get it. - Userguy44

12 My fork turned from plastic to metal

If you know about some funny images, you have to message me because you won't be able to add images to my list. But I can add them if you send me the links. - Metal_Treasure

13 Amon Amarth Tour Bus

Thanks to christangrant for this item although the image he sent me didn't fit (sorry for that) and I added another image that is similar. - Metal_Treasure

14 Abbath Road

Sabbath Road. - Userguy44

15 Dave Mustaine hated Metallica before it was cool

Ha ha! Dave Mustaine is the ultimate hipster. - Gg2000

16 Ellen Djenteres

With that 20-string guitar she's so djenty, so proggy, so metal! - Metal_Treasure

17 Dave Mustaine's Valentine: I love you more than I hate Obama
18 Slayer bus stop. Next stop...South of Heaven.
19 Mayhem-De Mysteriis Dom Bananas
20 Chuck Schuldiner wearing a hat at Waffle House is still more metal than you will ever be

fact! - Metal_Treasure

21 Black metal pick-up line: Hey girl, are you a church? Cause you are smokin'
22 This is thrash, This is trash

This trash/thrash gets pretty boring fast. - Alkadikce

23 Darkthrone Toilet
24 Blind Guardian Mosh Pit

The entire text is "I see your Dream Theater mosh pit and raise you".
(the image of the Dream Theater mosh pit is on this list, too - somewhere higher on the list) - Metal_Treasure

25 I'm a huge metal fan. Me too!

Me too! Me too! - Metal_Treasure

26 Metallicat: sleeps with one eye open gripping its pillow tight

You know the lyrics to Enter Sandman, eh?
"Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight" - Metal_Treasure

27 What if Iron Maiden was set up by teachers to secretly teach people literature and history?

Isn’t that image from Bill and ted’s excellent adventure? - XxSEVEREDHUMANITYxX

28 Heavy Metal is All About Satan and Killing People? I Thought You Said You Couldn't Understand the Words

The image to this item was here for over a month... and then suddenly and mysteriously vanished... - Metal_Treasure

29 Megadeth-Roast 'N' Peas

Parody reference to Megadeth's album Rust In Peace - Metal_Treasure

TheTopTens version: Rustle in Peace - Alkadikce

30 Baby screams "Slayerrrrr"
31 Beethoven's advice: "Keep Calm and Neoclassical"

I don't get any of these keep calm jokes. It's just keep calm and some random thing the author agrees with.

Keep calm and don't laugh at keep calm memes. - Alkadikce

Beethoven means Neoclassical Metal, of course.
This is also the image the user zxm added for Neoclassical Metal (one of the best music images on this site). - Metal_Treasure

32 Black metal lamb
33 Hate metal cause you can't hear the lyrics? Nicki Minaj must be a true poet!
34 Katy Perry: You're gonna hear me roar! Alissa White-Gluz and Angela Gossow: B*tch please!

That picture describes exactly how I feel about that song. - WheresMyGuitarPick

35 Amon Amarth Mosh Pit
36 Djent 2018: A closer look

Jared Dines looks at his new 18-string djent guitar. Angrily... - Metal_Treasure

37 The most heavy metal cactuses

Aka Metallicactus species - Metal_Treasure

38 Heavy Metal.
39 God listens to Slayer
40 Question: Which Twilight Do You Like The Most? Answer: Twilight of the Thunder God
41 Sikh and Destroy

There's something funny about seeing Lars in a turban. I don't know what it is. - Gg2000

He tries to hide his balding. - Alkadikce

42 Parenting done right: Metal for life!!!

He looks like if lead singer of As I Lay Dying as a kid - XxSEVEREDHUMANITYxX

43 Pokemon Amarth
44 The Pope yells "Slayer!!!"
45 Adele: Hello... it's me. Dave Mustaine: Hello me... it's me again!

A funny reference to the lyrics of Megadeth's Sweating Bullets. - Metal_Treasure

46 Mercyful Flakes
47 Muhammed Suiçmez: 300 BPM? Too slow.

What does he like. 1000 BPM? - Userguy44

48 Heavy Metal Zodiac
49 McMetal's Mosh Thru
50 Cat of Northern Darkness
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