Funniest Minions Jokes and Quotes.

The Top Ten

1 I'm not special, I'm just limited edition...... Bet you're thinking thank the good lord.

2 Of course, I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.

I really need

3 There is only one thing that keep me from breaking you in half, I don't want two of you around.

4 If I was a bird I know who I would shit on.

5 Rabbits jump and live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Lesson learned

6 My phone's low battery warning is the only warning I take seriously.

7 If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand............ And........ Now put it over your mouth.

Or I'm going to put tape

8 Every night, it's an endless battle between the internet and sleep.

9 At night, I can't sleep....... In morning, I can't wake up

10 I am one stop away from being rich, all I need now is money

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