Top 10 Funniest Misheard Lyrics From Metal Songs

Metal_Treasure
Misheard song lyrics are called mondegreen - it's a result of near-homophony that gives it a new meaning, often funny.

The Top Ten

1 Gimme food, Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side! - Fuel, Metallica Gimme food, Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side! - Fuel, Metallica

Ha! I bet James probably orders this at fast food restaurants! - AnimeDrawer

Actual Lyric:
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire. - Metal_Treasure

Sound's like an overly aggressive order at the McDonald's drive thru

Lol - lilrocketman

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2 Hamster! A Dentist! Hard porn! Steven Seagal! - Wishmaster, Nightwish

Actual Lyric:
Master! Apprentice! Heartborne! 7th Seeker! - Metal_Treasure

3 You try to take his balls - Symphony of Destruction, Megadeth

At first I thought it was that. I also thought the end of holy wars was "mercy you know they'll take my balls away"

And until reading the actual lyric I thought it was "you try to take his boss" - Skullkid755

Actual lyric:
You try to take its pulse. - Metal_Treasure

I heard it and then couldn't unhear it

100% The Most Ridiculous One lmao

4 Masturbate, masturbate, rub your muscle, don't be late! - Halloween, Helloween

Actual: Masquerade, Masquerade, Grab Your Mask and Don't Be Late

Holy crap, this is funny - KingSlayer93316

5 Fear of the duck, fear of the duck - Fear of the Dark, Iron Maiden

PsychoStick did a song based on this called"Quack kills". Pretty funny from a great band - RustyNail

I can't unhear it...
Actual Lyric: Fear of the Dark
But the chorus with misheard lyrics completely makes sense:
"Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear that something's always near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that someone's always there" - Metal_Treasure

6 Raking the lawn! Raking the lawn! - Breaking the Law, Judas Priest Raking the lawn! Raking the lawn! - Breaking the Law, Judas Priest

I don't know if it was you, Metal Treasure, or someone else that added the photo, but that is one of the funniest things I've seen on the site in a while! - Gg2000

Thanks. It was me who added this image. You can see more on my list Funniest Metal Music-Related Images. Have fun! - Metal_Treasure

Actual Lyric: Breaking the Law - Metal_Treasure

Powder in your ears much? - Kevinsidis

I can't unhear that now

"Brick in the lawn" is also a popular version. I added it to this list, too - Metal_Treasure

7 Santa Claus will pee tonight - Neon Knights, Black Sabbath

Funnier than the gimme food one! - PhoenixAura81

Actual Lyric:
Sail across the sea of lights - Metal_Treasure

8 I've got B.O., to see the truth - Hallowed Be Thy Name, Iron Maiden

Actual lyric: I've gone beyond to seek the truth - Metal_Treasure

9 Controlling bastard, I'll be your mustard! Mustard! - Master of Puppets, Metallica

This is what James Hetfield asks for on his burger. - MattAffterburner

Actual Lyric: Come crawling faster, obey your master! Master! - Metal_Treasure

Despite being one of my favorite songs of all time, these misheard lyrics are hilarious! I wonder who thought of that and I wonder if that spawned any memes. - PhoenixAura81

10 My name's Tony. I've got some bacon - Die by the Sword, Slayer

Actual Lyric:
Mindless tyranny, forgotten victims. - Metal_Treasure

This ruined the song for me, but it’s still funny - KingSlayer93316

The Newcomers

? Gimme Fool, Gimme Rah! Gimme what I sard! - Fuel, Metallica

The Contenders

11 I like juice, finish your juice, feel the vitamin substance - Rational Gaze, Meshuggah

Actual Lyric:
Our light induced, image of truth, filtered blank of its substance. - Metal_Treasure

This lyric hurts my mind of being misheard like that.Wax in your ears much or powder? - Kevinsidis

12 Anal sex! - Dyer’s Eve, Metallica

Actual lyric:
Innocence! - Metal_Treasure

Ooh, yeah...*squirts hand sanitizer* - NightmareCinema

13 As I watch Jethro Tull - Ride the Lightning, Metallica

Actual lyric: As I watch death unfold.
(it's really funny because in the 1989 Grammy Awards, Metallica lost out to Jethro Tull in the category hard rock and heavy metal, although Jethro Tull are neither metal nor hard rock, LOL. - Metal_Treasure

14 There's no bread, lemony cake! - Bastille Day, Rush

I don't think Rush are metal and they shouldn't be on this list - Metal_Treasure

15 I'm baking a lemon inside you! - Glass Shatters, Disturbed

Disturbed aren't exactly a metal band - Metal_Treasure

Wow. Just wow.

HOW DO YOU HEAR THIS?! - KingSlayer93316

16 He's on a man and he moans. She sees the change in him - FullMoon, Sonata Arctica

I love FullMoon by the way. I'm definitely going to listen to some more Sonata Arctica. - PhoenixAura81

Actual lyric: He's not a man anymore. She sees the change in him - Metal_Treasure

17 I’ve paid for yummy steaks - No More Sorrow, Linkin Park

Good song but this is NOT metal. - CaptainMowzker

18 Harold be thy name - Hallowed Be Thy Name, Iron Maiden
19 Watch me fading, I'm losing, all my lipsticks falling into darkness - These Walls, Dream Theater

Actual lyric: Watch me fading, I'm losing, all my instincts falling into darkness - Metal_Treasure

How is it possible to mishear 2000s LaBrie? - AdamDestructorJr.

20 Kill Aquaman - Kill on Command, Vio-Lence

Actual lyric: Kill on Command

21 Burning hard, seducing queen! - Fuel, Metallica

Actual lyric: Burning hard, loose and clean! I have no Idea why I thought of that RIGHT when I was just listening to this song. I added this by the way. - PhoenixAura81

Woah, this increased significantly. Should I make a meme about this? - PhoenixAura81

22 Next thing you know, they'll take my dogs away - Holy Wars... The Punishment Due, Megadeth

I truly thought that was the lyric for some time - RustyNail

Actual lyric: Next thing you know, they'll take my thoughts away. - Metal_Treasure

23 Tighten the turkey around your neck - Postmortem, Slayer

Wait, so you're saying these aren't the actual lyrics? - LeiaSkywalker

Actual lyric: Tighten the tourniquent around your neck - Metal_Treasure

24 Devastate them, techno prisoners, cremate them - Take No Prisoners, Megadeth

Actual lyric: Devastate them, take no prisoners, cremate them - Metal_Treasure

25 Dreams of dragon's fire and of baked apple pie - Enter Sandman, Metallica

Actual Lyric:
Dreams of dragon's fire and of things that will bite. - Metal_Treasure

26 F*** this wh**e - Voices, Dream Theater

Actual Lyric: Thought disorder. - Metal_Treasure

27 If you want the world, lose your mind - The World is Yours, Arch Enemy

Actual lyric: If you want the world, use your mind - Metal_Treasure

28 I'm your pain when you can't feel self-control - Sad But True, Metallica

I always heard it as "Sand Patrol." I guess I'm not the only one, cause I've seen jokes about it on the internet. - Gg2000

Actual lyric:
I'm your pain when you can't feel
Sad but true - Metal_Treasure

29 Gimme Foo, Gimme Fah, Gimme Dabadjabadzhah! - Fuel, Metallica

Actual Lyric:
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire. - Metal_Treasure

This is the point he ran out of ideas. - AdamDestructorJr.

No. You are wrong. Many people have heard something similar, me including. It's a pretty unintelligible line and it gave me a hard time during the first several listens. Until I decided to read the lyrics. So YOUR comment was the point when YOU ran out of ideas for comments. Comments based on assumptions are really pointless. And annoying. - Metal_Treasure

Gimme Dabadjabadzhah!? Wut? - BorisRule

Accurate - LeiaSkywalker

30 Hey, hey, I'm your wife and I no longer care - Sad But True, Metallica

Actual lyric: Hey, hey, I'm your life and I no longer care - Metal_Treasure

31 "Centipede of heaven / God share the eyes of the night" - Stargazers, Nightwish

Actual lyrics:
"Tragedienne of heavens / Watching the eyes of the night" - Martin_Canine

32 I'm your pain when you can't feel sand patrol - Sad But True, Metallica

Actual lyric:
I'm your pain when you can't feel
Sad but true - Metal_Treasure

33 I'm Addicted to Cats - Addicted to Chaos Megadeth

I'm Addicted to Chaos

34 Valhalla, the liver runs! - Valhalla, Blind Guardian

Actual Lyric: Valhalla, deliverance! - Metal_Treasure

35 It's domination, pushed into minivans - Domination, Pantera

What? How does "living hell" sound like minivans? - LeiaSkywalker

Actual Lyric: It's domination, pushed into living hell. - Metal_Treasure

36 I'm your terrible lover, tell me there's no other - Turbo Lover, Judas Priest

Actual lyric: I'm your turbo lover, tell me there's no other. - Metal_Treasure

37 The liquid is in your throat, all pasteurized - The Lotus Eater, Opeth

Actual lyric: The liquid is in your throat for hopeless delight. - Metal_Treasure

38 I'll keep the muffin - The Curse of Feanor, Blind Guardian

Actual Lyric: I'll keep on laughing. - Metal_Treasure

39 Bring me a doughnut to the sauna - Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter, Iron Maiden

Actual lyric: Bring me your daughter to the slaughter - Metal_Treasure

40 Can I play with magnets? - Can I Play With Madness, Iron Maiden
41 Hairspray to hold raw energy - Mouth for War, Pantera

Actual lyric: Hands break to hone raw energy. - Metal_Treasure

42 Give me two, give me five, give me a dollar 'n' fifty five! - Fuel, Metallica

Actual Lyric:
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire. - Metal_Treasure

43 Take the bean killer, psycho on your bicycle - Painkiller, Judas Priest
44 Brick in the lawn! You don't know what it's like! - Breaking the Law, Judas Priest
45 Carrots that wander never fade in rain and you're hard, and Jesus bought my sorrow, carrots that wander hiding Eminem in a lamb - Amaranth, Nightwish

Quite possibly my favorite misheard lyric ever - 445956

46 This is sandpit turtle! - Sempiternal by Bring Me The Horizon
47 Lemon Nation, DOG, WINE, WHACK DUCKS - P.L.U.C.K, System of A Down

Actual lyric: Elimination,DIE,WHY,WALK DOWN

48 I'm a lion! I'm a vinyl! I'm a Skittle! I'm a beetle! - Smells Like Teen Spirit, Nirvana

Nirvana metal? Oh... - Metal_Treasure

49 Dance by the Headcrusher - Headcrusher, Megadeth

Actual lyric: Death by the Headcrusher

50 I'm Creepy Dave - Creeping Death, Metallica
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1. Gimme food, Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side! - Fuel, Metallica
2. Fear of the duck, fear of the duck - Fear of the Dark, Iron Maiden
3. Hamster! A Dentist! Hard porn! Steven Seagal! - Wishmaster, Nightwish
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1. Masturbate, masturbate, rub your muscle, don't be late! - Halloween, Helloween
2. Gimme food, Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side! - Fuel, Metallica
3. Santa Claus will pee tonight - Neon Knights, Black Sabbath
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1. I've got B.O., to see the truth - Hallowed Be Thy Name, Iron Maiden
2. You try to take his balls - Symphony of Destruction, Megadeth
3. I like juice, finish your juice, feel the vitamin substance - Rational Gaze, Meshuggah
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