Top 10 Funniest Misheard Lyrics From Metal Songs

Actual Lyric:
Master! Apprentice! Heartborne! 7th Seeker! - Metal_Treasure

I sing this text for years. I donť know right text.

At first I thought it was that. I also thought the end of holy wars was "mercy you know they'll take my balls away"

And until reading the actual lyric I thought it was "you try to take his boss" - Skullkid755

Actual lyric:
You try to take its pulse. - Metal_Treasure

I heard it and then couldn't unhear it

100% The Most Ridiculous One lmao

Actual: Masquerade, Masquerade, Grab Your Mask and Don't Be Late

Holy crap, this is funny - KingSlayer93316

No, it's fear of the duck - LeiaSkywalker

PsychoStick did a song based on this called"Quack kills". Pretty funny from a great band - RustyNail

I can't unhear it...
Actual Lyric: Fear of the Dark
But the chorus with misheard lyrics completely makes sense:
"Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear that something's always near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that someone's always there" - Metal_Treasure

B.O. - body odor. Actual lyric: I've gone beyond to seek the truth - Metal_Treasure

Funnier than the gimme food one! - PhoenixAura81

Actual Lyric: Sail across the sea of lights - Metal_Treasure

McDonalds: What do you want on your burger?
James Hetfield: Mustard! Mustard! - TheDarkOne_221b

This is what James Hetfield asks for on his burger. - MattAffterburner

Actual Lyric: Come crawling faster, obey your master! Master! - Metal_Treasure

Despite being one of my favorite songs of all time, these misheard lyrics are hilarious! I wonder who thought of that and I wonder if that spawned any memes. - PhoenixAura81

Actual lyrics, "No one can stop me - TheDarkOne_221b

Actual lyric:
Innocence! - Metal_Treasure

Ooh, yeah...*squirts hand sanitizer* - NightmareCinema

...
Catch dozens, if you want
My name's Tony, I've got some bacon
Torrent lies from the pain
Regulate and watch me Mike soon
Only worth of the law
Gunshot
Gunshot
Seeking watches, oh Albus
Spicy salt fluids me
try to escape, but death's on my hand
Lies from the laboratory exist
Her I come, salmon's done
The hell will bewitch you
We do know herds to the sky
And listen to for steel
Gunshot
Gunshot - Alkadikce

Actual Lyric:
Mindless tyranny, forgotten victims. - Metal_Treasure

This ruined the song for me, but it’s still funny - KingSlayer93316

It's hard rock, guys. Chill out - LeiaSkywalker

Disturbed is NOT metal...

Disturbed are NOT exactly a metal band - Metal_Treasure

Wow. Just wow.

HOW DO YOU HEAR THIS?! - KingSlayer93316

Actual Lyric: Thought disorder. - Metal_Treasure

Actual lyric: As I watch death unfold.
(it's really funny because in the 1989 Grammy Awards, Metallica lost out to Jethro Tull in the category hard rock and heavy metal, although Jethro Tull are neither metal nor hard rock, LOL. - Metal_Treasure

Life down there is just a strange illusion
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Harold be Thy name - Metal_Treasure

Actual lyric: Watch me fading, I'm losing, all my instincts falling into darkness - Metal_Treasure

How is it possible to mishear 2000s LaBrie? - AdamDestructorJr.

I love FullMoon by the way. I'm definitely going to listen to some more Sonata Arctica. - PhoenixAura81

Actual lyric: He's not a man anymore. She sees the change in him - Metal_Treasure

I just listened to that. I heard "Next thing you know, they'll take my dolls away".. - Gg2000

This is also funny and maybe even funnier than "dogs", in the context of thrash metal, haha, dolls. Dave Mustaine is crying for his dolls! - Metal_Treasure

I truly thought that was the lyric for some time - RustyNail

Actual lyric: Next thing you know, they'll take my thoughts away. - Metal_Treasure

Actual lyrics:
"Tragedienne of heavens / Watching the eyes of the night" - Martin_Canine

Rush sucks - LeiaSkywalker

I don't think this song is metal and it shouldn't be on this list - Metal_Treasure

Actual lyric: Burning hard, loose and clean! I have no Idea why I thought of that RIGHT when I was just listening to this song. I added this by the way. - PhoenixAura81

Woah, this increased significantly. Should I make a meme about this? - PhoenixAura81

Actual lyric:
Turn on beyond the bone!
I don't know if I have bad hearing or am just plain foolish, but the first time I heard it, I genuinely thought he was saying "turn off the garden gnomes". Weird. - Gg2000

Seems this song has no single line that hasn't been misheard! Such a great song for this particular list, LOL. - Metal_Treasure

When I heard Fuel for the first time, I heard “burning hard, seducing queen” instead of “burning hard, loose and clean”. - PhoenixAura81

Wait, so you're saying these aren't the actual lyrics? - LeiaSkywalker

Actual lyric: Tighten the tourniquent around your neck - Metal_Treasure

Actual lyric: Bring me your daughter to the slaughter - Metal_Treasure

SPLAT

Yeah imagine that, someone dancing by something that will kill them!

Funnier than No # 1!

La la la, I'm dancin

Actual lyric: Kill on Command

Actual lyric: "So let it be written, so let it be done" - Metal_Treasure

Actual lyric: Devastate them, take no prisoners, cremate them - Metal_Treasure

Actual Lyric:
Dreams of dragon's fire and of things that will bite. - Metal_Treasure

Actual Lyric: Valhalla, deliverance! - Metal_Treasure

Actual lyric: I'm your turbo lover, tell me there's no other. - Metal_Treasure

Actual lyric: If you want the world, use your mind - Metal_Treasure

Anyways
Actual Lyric:
"I've paid for your mistakes! " - TheDarkOne_221b

Good song but this is NOT metal.

"Facepalm"
"Sigh""
THIS SONG NOR LINKIN PARK ARE METAL! - TheDarkOne_221b

I always heard it as "Sand Patrol." I guess I'm not the only one, cause I've seen jokes about it on the internet. - Gg2000

Actual lyric:
I'm your pain when you can't feel
Sad but true - Metal_Treasure

Actual Lyric:
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire. - Metal_Treasure

This is the point he ran out of ideas. - AdamDestructorJr.

No. You are wrong. Many people have heard something similar, me including. It's a pretty unintelligible line and it gave me a hard time during the first several listens. Until I decided to read the lyrics. - Metal_Treasure

Actual Lyric:
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire. - Metal_Treasure

Gimme Dabadjabadzhah!? Wut? - BorisRule

Accurate - LeiaSkywalker

Actual lyric: Hey, hey, I'm your life and I no longer care - Metal_Treasure

Actual lyric:
I'm your pain when you can't feel
Sad but true - Metal_Treasure

Wow! That's a whole conspiracy theory! - Metal_Treasure

Quite possibly my favorite misheard lyric ever - 445956

I'm Addicted to Chaos

How about funniest misheard lyrics from Grunge songs.
or even rap.

Okay Nirvana is clearly not metal but whatever...

Nirvana metal? Oh... - Metal_Treasure

I made that up! - BorisRule

Thanks for admitting you made that one up. But it sounds pretty close to what James actually says, LOL - Metal_Treasure

Japanese for example.

Cool but the song isn't metal - Metal_Treasure

Actaul lyric: why do they always send the poor - ass23

The level of misheard potential in this is as high as Fuel. - JoLeKosovo

What? How does "living hell" sound like minivans? - LeiaSkywalker

Actual Lyric: It's domination, pushed into living hell. - Metal_Treasure

Actual lyric: The liquid is in your throat for hopeless delight. - Metal_Treasure

Actual Lyric: I'll keep on laughing. - Metal_Treasure