Top 10 Funniest Misheard Lyrics from Songs of the 21st Century

The Top Ten

1 "All my friends are eating steak and snow" - Heathens by Twenty-One Pilots

IceWing dieticians recommend this. - Ashes

I heard "all my friends are here to take it slow" - Pieclone

LOL, they are on a weird diet - Metal_Treasure

*bursts into laugher so hard it made me fell of a chair* - BorisRule

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2 "Sometimes I need to pee alone" - B***h, Don't Kill My Vibe by Kendrick Lamar
3 "Pack a chick! A virgin!" - Psychosocial by Slipknot

Actual Lyric:
Back at you, subversion! - Metal_Treasure

4 "Can't you see that I'm the one who wants to stab you?" - You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift

The irony - BorisRule

5 "I eat eyes" - Roman Holiday by Halsey

Oh no. - rxses

€�Till our bright eyes”

6 "Talking money, need to urinate" - Starboy by The Weeknd

I Think He Meant Hearing Aid

~ AlphaQ

7 "Is it too late to fall off a cliff" - Over My Head by Echosmith

Yes it certainly is -vis

€�Is it too late, too far gone to fix this”

8 "Hamster! A dentist! Hard porn! Steven Seagal!" - Wishmaster by Nightwish

Actual Lyrics:
Master! Apprentice! Heartborne! 7th Seeker! - Metal_Treasure

9 "House so empty need a centipede" - Starboy by The Weeknd
10 "I like juice, finish your juice, feel the vitamin substance" - Rational Gaze by Meshuggah

Metal Treasure, thank you so much for adding the best item to my list!

Thanks! Although my favorite misheard lyric would be either "Pack a chick! A virgin! " - Slipknot, or "Hamster/Hard porn" - Nightwish. - Metal_Treasure

Actual Lyric:
Our light induced, image of truth, filtered blank of its substance. - Metal_Treasure

The Contenders

11 "Pikachu is a virgin!" - Psychosocial by Slipknot

Oh, cool, Pikachu has the same Zodiac Sign as me! Lol.

Actual Lyric:
Back at you, subversion! - Metal_Treasure

12 "Just throwing eggs in the oven" - Girls by Rita Ora, Cardi B, Bebe Rexha, and Charli XCX

€Just rolling J’s, kush loving”

13 "When I grow up, I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies" - When I Grow Up by The Pussycat Dolls

The real lyric is actually "groupies." - DaWyteNight

That’s not the real lyrics? Lol.

14 "Let's sue McDonald's" - Kiss Kiss by Chris Brown

They deserved it for Super Sizing and Pink Slime - BorisRule

15 "You're so gay Timberlake, now how heavy is that?" - Like I Love You by Justin Timberlake

Real lyric: "Clipse and J Timberlake, now how heavy is that? " - DaWyteNight

16 "Is sex a way to say sorry now?" - Sorry by Justin Bieber

Gross, Justin Bieber! - BorisRule

17 “As far as I can tell, there’s nothing more I need, but still I lost myself, could this be anything” - Octavarium by Dream Theater

Actual lyric: “As far as I could tell, there’s nothing more I need, but still I ask myself, could this be everything” - NightmareCinema

18 "My bride, my eagle, my keys in myself, a snake" - When I Was Your Man by Bruno Mars

It's actually "My pride, my ego, my needs and my selfish ways". - allamassal

19 "And we hate pulled pork, wanna kill us dead in the street fo sho" - Alright by Kendrick Lamar
20 "Firepower, multi sized, firepower, messed up my eyes" - Firepower by Judas Priest
21 "If you want the world, lose your mind" - The World is Yours by Arch Enemy

Actual Lyric:
If you want the world, use your mind - Metal_Treasure

Misheard: If you want the world, lose your mind
Actual: If you want the world, use your mind
Makes sense, lulz - BorisRule

22 "I smoke way more weed than the guy in the lake" - Young Thug - About the Money by T.I.
23 "I need your boobs, I gotta see your boobs" - With You by Chris Brown
24 "Ready to face this, diamond tasting at 6 in the morning" - Not Afraid Anymore by Halsey

Man, this is so funny - BorisRule

€�Ready to face this, dying to taste this sick sweet warmth”

25 "Gay with me" - Kiss Kiss by Chris Brown

The actual lyric is "getting with me", but all the auto-tune on Chris Brown's voice made it sound like...that. - DaWyteNight

26 "I walked, I ran, I jumped, I pooped" - No Air by Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown
27 "Remember times he had his flashlight through his mind, left behind" - When The Wild Wind Blows by Iron Maiden
28 "The quickest way to end the war is nukes" - Dystopia by Megadeth

Now that's not funny... - BorisRule

You're not wrong there.

29 “We’re way too fine about baking all this hay” - No Tears Left To Cry by Ariana Grande

It's actually "We're way to fly to partake in all this hate". - allamassal

30 "If there's a camel up in here" - Touch My Body by Mariah Carey
31 Sad Dog, Sad Dog, You're a Sad Dog. - Sex Bomb by Tom Jones

Actual lyric:
Sex Bomb, Sex Bomb, You're my Sex Bomb - BorisRule

32 "Gimme food, Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side!" - Fuel, Metallica

That was from the 90’s boi! - PhoenixAura81

33 "I'm a devil worshiper" - 679 by Fetty Wap
34 "I'm farting carrots" - Good for You by Selena Gomez
35 "I got money on my mind, I can never get it up" - All I Do Is Win by DJ Khaled
36 "They scream we're poo extreme" - Too Extreme! by Morbid Angel
37 "If I was you, I'd 1-up on me too" - Me Too by Meghan Trainor

Don't ask me how something from Mario would be misheard in this song - SpectralOwl

38 “Why is he a mop bucket” - Often by The Weeknd

€�White, he in my pocket”

39 “I’m so un-sorry for when you fell down” - Idgaf by Dua Lipa

I don't know most of these songs... lol
I know this one, though. - TheFourthWorld

€You say you’re sorry but it’s too late now”

40 "I learn about the water cycle, my name isn't Michael" - Psycho by Post Malone

€D***, my AP going' psycho, lil' mama bad like Michael”

41 "All my lipsticks falling into darkness" - These Walls by Dream Theater

Actual Lyric:
All my instincts falling into darkness. - Metal_Treasure

42 "In my butt he goes" - Starry Eyed by Ellie Goulding

The lyric is actually "and my body goes" with a British accent.

43 "Now, dance! F*** her t**s! Man he never had a chance!" - You're Gonna Go Far, Kid by The Offspring
44 "Will your meat go more than halfway there?" - Clearest Blue by CHVRCHES

The original line is "Will you meet me more than halfway there? "

Keep in mind though that this lyric applies more to "the remix by Gryffin" than the original, but can still be heard in the original faintly.

45 "Something bout that cock you think you got, me wanna see what's really going on" - Whatever U Like by Nicole Scherzinger
46 "Just like the cow on the commercial" - Shake It Off by Mariah Carey
47 "Hardly the type to f**k up" - Buttons by The Pussycat Dolls
48 "Soda says goodbye" - Makes Me Wonder by Maroon 5
49 "I want you to caress me like a tropical priest" - Touch My Body by Mariah Carey
50 "Charlie come with me" - Take You There by Sean Kingston
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Top Remixes

1. "Sometimes I need to pee alone" - B***h, Don't Kill My Vibe by Kendrick Lamar
2. "Talking money, need to urinate" - Starboy by The Weeknd
3. "Can't you see that I'm the one who wants to stab you?" - You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift
DaWyteNight
1. "Can't you see that I'm the one who wants to stab you?" - You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift
2. "In my butt he goes" - Starry Eyed by Ellie Goulding
3. "All my friends are eating steak and snow" - Heathens by Twenty-One Pilots
TheFourthWorld
1. "Pack a chick! A virgin!" - Psychosocial by Slipknot
2. "All my friends are eating steak and snow" - Heathens by Twenty-One Pilots
3. "Hamster! A dentist! Hard porn! Steven Seagal!" - Wishmaster by Nightwish
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