Top 10 Funniest Misheard Lyrics from Songs of the 21st Century

The Top Ten

1 "All my friends are eating steak and snow" - Heathens by Twenty-One Pilots

It's actually "All my friends are heathens, take it slow".

I heard "all my friends are here to take it slow"

LOL, they are on a weird diet

Steak's delicious, but why would you eat snow? lol

2 "Sometimes I need to pee alone" - B***h, Don't Kill My Vibe by Kendrick Lamar
3 "Pack a chick! A virgin!" - Psychosocial by Slipknot

Actual Lyric:
Back at you, subversion!

4 "I eat eyes" - Roman Holiday by Halsey

"Till our bright eyes”

5 "Can't you see that I'm the one who wants to stab you?" - You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift
6 "Talking money, need to urinate" - Starboy by The Weeknd

I Think He Meant Hearing Aid

~ AlphaQ

7 "Is it too late to fall off a cliff" - Over My Head by Echosmith

Yes it certainly is -vis

"Is it too late, too far gone to fix this”

8 "Hamster! A dentist! Hard porn! Steven Seagal!" - Wishmaster by Nightwish

Actual Lyrics:
Master! Apprentice! Heartborne! 7th Seeker!

9 "House so empty need a centipede" - Starboy by The Weeknd
10 "I like juice, finish your juice, feel the vitamin substance" - Rational Gaze by Meshuggah

Actual Lyric:
Our light induced, image of truth, filtered blank of its substance.

Metal Treasure, thank you so much for adding the best item to my list!

Thanks! Although my favorite misheard lyric would be either "Pack a chick! A virgin! " - Slipknot, or "Hamster/Hard porn" - Nightwish.

The Contenders

11 "Pikachu is a virgin!" - Psychosocial by Slipknot

Oh, cool, Pikachu has the same Zodiac Sign as me! Lol.

Actual Lyric:
Back at you, subversion!

12 "Just throwing eggs in the oven" - Girls by Rita Ora, Cardi B, Bebe Rexha, and Charli XCX

"Just rolling J’s, kush loving”

13 "When I grow up, I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies" - When I Grow Up by The Pussycat Dolls

The real lyric is actually "groupies."

That’s not the real lyrics? Lol.

14 "Let's sue McDonald's" - Kiss Kiss by Chris Brown

They deserved it for Super Sizing and Pink Slime

15 "You're so gay Timberlake, now how heavy is that?" - Like I Love You by Justin Timberlake

Real lyric: "Clipse and J Timberlake, now how heavy is that? "

16 "Is sex a way to say sorry now?" - Sorry by Justin Bieber

Gross, Justin Bieber!

17 “As far as I can tell, there’s nothing more I need, but still I lost myself, could this be anything” - Octavarium by Dream Theater

Actual lyric: “As far as I could tell, there’s nothing more I need, but still I ask myself, could this be everything”

18 "My bride, my eagle, my keys in myself, a snake" - When I Was Your Man by Bruno Mars

It's actually "My pride, my ego, my needs and my selfish ways".

19 "And we hate pulled pork, wanna kill us dead in the street fo sho" - Alright by Kendrick Lamar
20 "I smoke way more weed than the guy in the lake" - Young Thug - About the Money by T.I.

To be honest Young Thug us always hard to understand.

21 "Firepower, multi sized, firepower, messed up my eyes" - Firepower by Judas Priest
22 "If you want the world, lose your mind" - The World is Yours by Arch Enemy

Actual Lyric:
If you want the world, use your mind

Misheard: If you want the world, lose your mind
Actual: If you want the world, use your mind
Makes sense, lulz

23 "I need your boobs, I gotta see your boobs" - With You by Chris Brown

To be fair that is something he would say so it is understandable to guess those lyrics.

24 "Ready to face this, diamond tasting at 6 in the morning" - Not Afraid Anymore by Halsey

Man, this is so funny

€�Ready to face this, dying to taste this sick sweet warmth”

25 "Gay with me" - Kiss Kiss by Chris Brown

The actual lyric is "getting with me", but all the auto-tune on Chris Brown's voice made it sound like...that.

Shutup Chris Clown No one wants to date you because no one wants to get beat up

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