1 "All my friends are eating steak and snow" - Heathens by Twenty-One Pilots
IceWing dieticians recommend this. - Ashes
I heard "all my friends are here to take it slow" - Pieclone
LOL, they are on a weird diet - Metal_Treasure
It's actually "All my friends are heathens, take it slow". - allamassal
2 "Sometimes I need to pee alone" - B***h, Don't Kill My Vibe by Kendrick Lamar
3 "Pack a chick! A virgin!" - Psychosocial by Slipknot
Actual Lyric:
Back at you, subversion! - Metal_Treasure
4 "I eat eyes" - Roman Holiday by Halsey
Oh no. - rxses
"Till our bright eyes”
5 "Can't you see that I'm the one who wants to stab you?" - You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift
The irony - BorisRule
6 "Talking money, need to urinate" - Starboy by The Weeknd
I Think He Meant Hearing Aid
~ AlphaQ
7 "Is it too late to fall off a cliff" - Over My Head by Echosmith
Yes it certainly is -vis
"Is it too late, too far gone to fix this”
8 "Hamster! A dentist! Hard porn! Steven Seagal!" - Wishmaster by Nightwish
Actual Lyrics:
Master! Apprentice! Heartborne! 7th Seeker! - Metal_Treasure
9 "House so empty need a centipede" - Starboy by The Weeknd
10 "I like juice, finish your juice, feel the vitamin substance" - Rational Gaze by Meshuggah
Metal Treasure, thank you so much for adding the best item to my list!
Thanks! Although my favorite misheard lyric would be either "Pack a chick! A virgin! " - Slipknot, or "Hamster/Hard porn" - Nightwish. - Metal_Treasure
Actual Lyric:
Our light induced, image of truth, filtered blank of its substance. - Metal_Treasure
The Contenders
11 "Pikachu is a virgin!" - Psychosocial by Slipknot
Oh, cool, Pikachu has the same Zodiac Sign as me! Lol.
Actual Lyric:
Back at you, subversion! - Metal_Treasure
12 "Just throwing eggs in the oven" - Girls by Rita Ora, Cardi B, Bebe Rexha, and Charli XCX
"Just rolling J’s, kush loving”
13 "When I grow up, I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies" - When I Grow Up by The Pussycat Dolls
The real lyric is actually "groupies." - DaWyteNight
That’s not the real lyrics? Lol.
14 "Let's sue McDonald's" - Kiss Kiss by Chris Brown
They deserved it for Super Sizing and Pink Slime - BorisRule
15 "You're so gay Timberlake, now how heavy is that?" - Like I Love You by Justin Timberlake
Real lyric: "Clipse and J Timberlake, now how heavy is that? " - DaWyteNight
16 "Is sex a way to say sorry now?" - Sorry by Justin Bieber
Gross, Justin Bieber! - BorisRule
17 “As far as I can tell, there’s nothing more I need, but still I lost myself, could this be anything” - Octavarium by Dream Theater
Not 2010s - Alkadikce
Actual lyric: “As far as I could tell, there’s nothing more I need, but still I ask myself, could this be everything” - NightmareCinema
18 "My bride, my eagle, my keys in myself, a snake" - When I Was Your Man by Bruno Mars
It's actually "My pride, my ego, my needs and my selfish ways". - allamassal
19 "And we hate pulled pork, wanna kill us dead in the street fo sho" - Alright by Kendrick Lamar
20 "I smoke way more weed than the guy in the lake" - Young Thug - About the Money by T.I.
To be honest Young Thug us always hard to understand. - AlphaQ
21 "Firepower, multi sized, firepower, messed up my eyes" - Firepower by Judas Priest
22 "If you want the world, lose your mind" - The World is Yours by Arch Enemy
Actual Lyric:
If you want the world, use your mind - Metal_Treasure
Misheard: If you want the world, lose your mind
Actual: If you want the world, use your mind
Makes sense, lulz - BorisRule
23 "I need your boobs, I gotta see your boobs" - With You by Chris Brown
To be fair that is something he would say so it is understandable to guess those lyrics. - Powell
24 "Ready to face this, diamond tasting at 6 in the morning" - Not Afraid Anymore by Halsey
Man, this is so funny - BorisRule
�Ready to face this, dying to taste this sick sweet warmth”
25 "Gay with me" - Kiss Kiss by Chris Brown
Shutup Chris Clown No one wants to date you because no one wants to get beat up - AlphaQ
The actual lyric is "getting with me", but all the auto-tune on Chris Brown's voice made it sound like...that. - DaWyteNight
26 "I got money on my mind, I can never get it up" - All I Do Is Win by DJ Khaled
27 "I walked, I ran, I jumped, I pooped" - No Air by Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown
28 "Remember times he had his flashlight through his mind, left behind" - When The Wild Wind Blows by Iron Maiden
29 "The quickest way to end the war is nukes" - Dystopia by Megadeth
Now that's not funny... - BorisRule
You're not wrong there.
30 “We’re way too fine about baking all this hay” - No Tears Left To Cry by Ariana Grande
It's actually "We're way to fly to partake in all this hate". - allamassal
31 "If there's a camel up in here" - Touch My Body by Mariah Carey
Yes I am such a master of deception I manged to hide a camel in your house. - Powell
32 Sad Dog, Sad Dog, You're a Sad Dog. - Sex Bomb by Tom Jones
Actual lyric:
Sex Bomb, Sex Bomb, You're my Sex Bomb - BorisRule
33 "Gimme food, Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side!" - Fuel, Metallica
That was from the 90’s boi! - PhoenixAura81
34 "I'm a devil worshiper" - 679 by Fetty Wap
35 "I'm farting carrots" - Good for You by Selena Gomez
36 "They scream we're poo extreme" - Too Extreme! by Morbid Angel
37 "If I was you, I'd 1-up on me too" - Me Too by Meghan Trainor
Don't ask me how something from Mario would be misheard in this song - SpectralOwl
38 “Why is he a mop bucket” - Often by The Weeknd
�White, he in my pocket”
39 “I’m so un-sorry for when you fell down” - Idgaf by Dua Lipa
I don't know most of these songs... lol
I know this one, though. - TheFourthWorld
You say you’re sorry but it’s too late now”
40 "I learn about the water cycle, my name isn't Michael" - Psycho by Post Malone
D***, my AP going' psycho, lil' mama bad like Michael”
41 "All my lipsticks falling into darkness" - These Walls by Dream Theater
Actual Lyric:
All my instincts falling into darkness. - Metal_Treasure
42 "In my butt he goes" - Starry Eyed by Ellie Goulding
The lyric is actually "and my body goes" with a British accent.
43 "Now, dance! F*** her t**s! Man he never had a chance!" - You're Gonna Go Far, Kid by The Offspring
44 "Will your meat go more than halfway there?" - Clearest Blue by CHVRCHES
The original line is "Will you meet me more than halfway there? "
Keep in mind though that this lyric applies more to "the remix by Gryffin" than the original, but can still be heard in the original faintly.
45 "Something bout that cock you think you got, me wanna see what's really going on" - Whatever U Like by Nicole Scherzinger
46 "Just like the cow on the commercial" - Shake It Off by Mariah Carey
47 "Hardly the type to f**k up" - Buttons by The Pussycat Dolls
48 "Soda says goodbye" - Makes Me Wonder by Maroon 5
49 "I want you to caress me like a tropical priest" - Touch My Body by Mariah Carey
50 "Charlie come with me" - Take You There by Sean Kingston