Funniest Moments from the Deadpool Movie

The most hilarious scenes from the 2016 film "Deadpool". While most of you have already watched this movie (if you haven't, then WHY?!?!), there are spoilers ahead.
The Top Ten
1 "Twelve Bullets" Scene

I laughed my ass off while watching this part! Here are some of the funniest parts:
- Deadpool counting down his bullets ("I've only got twelve bullets, so you're going to have to share! ")
- "Bad Deadpool." (shoots guy in the head) "Good Deadpool."
- Deadpool getting shot in the rectum

2 Green Lantern References
3 Deadpool's Most Prized Possession

"My most prized possession." (Throws X-Men Origins Deadpool figure off-screen, then proceeds to break out a WHAM! album) "WHAM! "

"Wham! " classic!

4 Weasel's Insults
5 Bob

Remember the scene where Deadpool is talking to Bob after killing some of Francis' goons? Hilarious!

6 Deadpool's Baby Hand
7 Second Taxi Scene

Seriously, it's great.

8 Opening Credits

This movie had the greatest opening credits I have ever seen. "God's Perfect Idiot"? "An overpaid tool"? "The real heroes here"? Comedy gold!

9 Zamboni Scene

Loved this moment!

10 Colossus's Heroic Speech

Colossus gives Deadpool a lecture on why he shouldn't kill Francis and about how he can still be a hero. And it ends in typical Deadpool style. Hysterical! "You were droning on! "

"You were droning on! "

The Contenders
11 All The Dinosaurs Fear The T-Rex
12 Ever seen 127 Hours? Spoiler alert.

Probably the funniest reference I have ever heard. That scene had everyone in the cinema I was in laughing out loud.

Probably the best one. The EVEN better part was when after he cut it off he pointed the middle finger at Colossus.

That was a great scene, too!

13 "I'm gonna do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the 90s."
14 Cutting His Hand
15 SH*T! Did I leave the stove on?
16 Stan Lee's Cameo
17 Vampire Teeth Sex
18 Place Burning Down Scene
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