Funniest Moments from the Deadpool Movie

Mercwithamouth The most hilarious scenes from the 2016 film "Deadpool". While most of you have already watched this movie (if you haven't, then WHY?!?!), there are spoilers ahead.

The Top Ten

1 "Twelve Bullets" Scene

I laughed my ass off while watching this part! Here are some of the funniest parts:
- Deadpool counting down his bullets ("I've only got twelve bullets, so you're going to have to share! ")
- "Bad Deadpool." (shoots guy in the head) "Good Deadpool."
- Deadpool getting shot in the rectum - Mercwithamouth

2 Green Lantern References

"Please don't make the super suit green - or animated! " - Mercwithamouth

It's nice to see Ryan Reynolds poking fun at his career, which is something very few actors do even in movies like this

3 Deadpool's Most Prized Possession

"Wham! " classic!

"My most prized possession." (Throws X-Men Origins Deadpool figure off-screen, then proceeds to break out a WHAM! album) "WHAM! " - Mercwithamouth

4 Weasel's Insults

The funniest insult had to be, "You look like Freddy Kreuger face-f a topographical map of Utah." - Mercwithamouth

5 Bob

Remember the scene where Deadpool is talking to Bob after killing some of Francis' goons? Hilarious! - Mercwithamouth

6 Deadpool's Baby Hand

"You might wanna leave the room. I bet it feels huge in this hand." - Mercwithamouth

7 Second Taxi Scene

Seriously, it's great. - Mercwithamouth

8 Opening Credits

This movie had the greatest opening credits I have ever seen. "God's Perfect Idiot"? "An overpaid tool"? "The real heroes here"? Comedy gold! - Mercwithamouth

9 Zamboni Scene

"Tell me where your boss is, or you're gonna die!... In five minutes! " - Mercwithamouth

Loved this moment!

"YOU'RE...ABOUT TO BE KILLED...BY A ZAMBONI! " - Brobusky

10 Colossus's Heroic Speech

"You were droning on! " - Metarock

Colossus gives Deadpool a lecture on why he shouldn't kill Francis and about how he can still be a hero. And it ends in typical Deadpool style. Hysterical! "You were droning on! " - Mercwithamouth

The Contenders

11 All The Dinosaurs Fear The T-Rex
12 Ever seen 127 Hours? Spoiler alert.

Probably the funniest reference I have ever heard. That scene had everyone in the cinema I was in laughing out loud.

Probably the best one. The EVEN better part was when after he cut it off he pointed the middle finger at Colossus. - AlphaQ

The very moment he said that I thought to myself "Oh god this won't end well"

That was a great scene, too! - Mercwithamouth

13 "I'm gonna do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the 90s."
14 Cutting His Hand
15 SH*T! Did I leave the stove on?
16 Stan Lee's Cameo

Lets be fair here, every Stan Less cameo is a joy to see

17 Vampire Teeth Sex
18 Place Burning Down Scene
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