1 Nice toy. - Sid (Toy Story)
What's wrong Sid, don't you wanna play with Sally?
2 It’s. Just. Boris! - Boris (Men in Black 3)
3 I want him found. Not tomorrow, not after breakfast, NOW. – Norton (The Shawshank Redemption)
4 So long gayboys! - Mr. Chow (The Hangover)
5 Gas man. How the hell do they know that I got gas? - Joe "Mental" Mentalino (Dumb and Dumber)
That's my favorite scene in the whole movie. Makes me laugh every time!
6 Who are you calling dummy, dummy? - Slappy the Dummy (Goosebumps)
He may be a ventriloquist dummy, but he's no dummy. He's very clever, intelligent and knows what he's doing. But he wants to be called a dummy anyway?
I meant "who" wants to be called a dummy? My bad.
7 For I beheld satan, as he fell frrrom heaven!!! Like lightttniiing!!! - M. Bison (Street Fighter)
8 Aww, shucks, you're giving me, oh what's the word, Goosebumps? - Slappy the Dummy (Goosebumps)
I absolutely love Slappy. He's so good at being bad and so funny at the same time. And his laugh sounds like a combination of creepy and funny. Makes me laugh all the time!
9 I can hear you. Sergeant Slappy, ready to protect and serve - Slappy the Dummy (Goosebumps)
Lorainne: You're a -
Slappy: Don't say it.
Lorainne: Talking -
Slappy: Don't do it.
Slappy: You said it. You have the right to remain silent.
10 Ha ha, sorry folks, I'd slow down, but I can't reach the brake! - Slappy the Dummy (Goosebumps)
The Haunted Car was doing most of the driving. Slappy was more steering than driving.
11 I wanna ride the pony - Sid Phillips (Toy Story)
I think Sid may have a kinder side to him even if it doesn't really show.
12 I've got a turtle head poking out - Fat Bastard (Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me)
Fat Bastard has many of the funniest quotes in the trilogy.
13 The toys! The toys are alive! - Sid Phillips (Toy Story)
Sid really learns a good lesson after this.
14 What the...? I didn't have any corn! - Fat Bastard (Austin Powers: Goldmember)
That makes me laugh every time!
15 That was quite a load to have to explode. What a lovely lass. I had to blow up your ass. But now I must hit the road - Leprechaun (Leprechaun 3)
One of his best quotes. And like all of his quotes, he says it in rhyme.
16 Kids these days. They just don't get scarred like they used to. - Mr. Waternoose (Monsters Inc)
17 Thanks Jake, I'm gettin all emotional, 'might just give you a big wet kiss! - Miles Quaritch (Avatar)
18 I bet you have on a thong made of licorice, don't you? - Buddy Love (The Nutty Professor)
19 Scaring the Little Girl?! - Craig Toomey (The Langoliers)
20 How about NO? - Dr. Evil (Austin Powers)
I absolutely love it
21 Ahem....there's SAND on my boots! - Kefka Palazzo (Final Fantasy VI)
22 What the hell are you looking at?! - Buddy Love (Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps)
23 Ugh...the ogre's BUTT! - Ruber (Quest for Camelot)